Here are my top 10 reasons why Man Utd lost to Barcelona yesterday. Some reasons are tinged with a bit of sarcasm. Feel free to add yours.


1. The trio of Messi, Iniesta and Xavi proved too much to handle.

2. Chicharito Hernandez should have been substituted in the second half.

3. Giggs and Scholes are too old.

4. Man U defenders were overly cautious and failed to foul Barca players especially Messi even when it was necessary.

5. The stadium was too big.

6. It did not rain.

7. The referee was not Howard Webb.

8. Man Utd thought there will be a second leg at Old Trafford.

9. Sir Alex couldn't tell the difference between Fabio and Raphael. He ended up playing Fabio when he wanted to play Raphael.

10. This is what happens when you drop EPL's highest goal scorer from your team.

For those that may miss the point in item 9, Fabio and Raphael are identical twins.

We all knew Man U won the EPL at the expense of Arsenal so i dont expect them to do anything miraculous on the field yesterday,they are bunch of morons.