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Re: Interview Questions: Dumb Replies Only by legendburna: 1:45pm On Oct 04, 2021 |
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Re: Interview Questions: Dumb Replies Only by CJ310(m): 1:59pm On Oct 04, 2021 |
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Re: Interview Questions: Dumb Replies Only by CJ310(m): 2:00pm On Oct 04, 2021 |
Re: Interview Questions: Dumb Replies Only by BlueBallz: 2:00pm On Oct 04, 2021 |
You are at an interview and the Panel ask you: 1. Why Are You Here?You tell me? The same reason you were here, once upon a time 2. Why Should we Hire You?That's up to you, to tell me? 3. Tell us about yourself?Why don't we start with you? 4. What is your expected salary?Go around and ask, I have no expectations 5. How soon will u start work?I started the moment I knew how to walk |
Re: Interview Questions: Dumb Replies Only by Igbankpa(m): 2:28pm On Oct 04, 2021 |
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Re: Interview Questions: Dumb Replies Only by BrainSanitizer: 2:42pm On Oct 04, 2021 |
Preciousgirl: 1. I am here because your office is nicely painted. 2. If you don't, I'll relocate to your house. 3. I am a man with big balls! Isn't that obvious? 4. Tell me what you can afford. Even if I told you what I'm worth, you still bargain anyway. 5. Don't tell me you are planning not to pay me for today? |
Re: Interview Questions: Dumb Replies Only by brownemmanuel43(m): 2:56pm On Oct 04, 2021 |
ThierryJay:U are the man of this thread, I duff my coconut for u |
Re: Interview Questions: Dumb Replies Only by sonsomegrigbo: 3:07pm On Oct 04, 2021 |
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Re: Interview Questions: Dumb Replies Only by Kokaine(m): 4:13pm On Oct 04, 2021 |
Preciousgirl: 1. Where should I be? 2. To pay me salaries 3. I thought I already sent my CV? 4. A million. 5. I have started already |
Re: Interview Questions: Dumb Replies Only by Gfskw: 4:19pm On Oct 04, 2021 |
Re: Interview Questions: Dumb Replies Only by TeeGentle(m): 4:22pm On Oct 04, 2021 |
Am here to laugh |
Re: Interview Questions: Dumb Replies Only by blaise26abj(m): 4:44pm On Oct 04, 2021 |
1. Why Are You Here? Because you emailed me and asked me to come here. Duh . abi is there another place you want me to be ? 2. Why Should we Hire You? Because if you don’t , your company’s blood gonna dryyyyyyy! 3. Tell us about yourself? Bla bla bla …I just completed my Service year with unknown gunmen . By the way I saw the flag outside . 4. What is your expected salary? Since Na “expected” ,I expect to be paid 1 billion naira monthly but e no mean say you fit pay am. 5. How soon will u start work? Immediately you shut up and type my employment letter DUMB and FUNNY REPLIES ONLY [/quote] |
Re: Interview Questions: Dumb Replies Only by BluntCrazeMan: 5:10pm On Oct 04, 2021 |
Preciousgirl:1. To work in your company. 2. Because You Need Someone, And I am here Now. 3. All you need to know about me is already in the CV. 4. ₦500k for a start. We can bargain small if you feel like. 5. Now Now Now |
Re: Interview Questions: Dumb Replies Only by OMOJOHN001: 5:19pm On Oct 04, 2021 |
Preciousgirl: |
Re: Interview Questions: Dumb Replies Only by Nicoddemus(m): 2:26am On Oct 05, 2021 |
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Re: Interview Questions: Dumb Replies Only by ComputerOperato: 9:20pm On Oct 05, 2021 |
Odetokun3: You are too much! I laughed so hard I was shedding tears. You just made my day especially with that your number 4 1 Like |
Re: Interview Questions: Dumb Replies Only by ComputerOperato: 9:23pm On Oct 05, 2021 |
lilvicky68: This your number 2 na wa! You go fear fear na! Security!!!!! 2 Likes |
Re: Interview Questions: Dumb Replies Only by BloomsJob: 9:18am On Nov 14, 2021 |
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