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If I Should Worship Any Deity, I Think It Would Be The Christian Satan. See Why by Workch: 3:57pm On Oct 07, 2021
Satan is actually nicer than the Christian definition of god

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Re: If I Should Worship Any Deity, I Think It Would Be The Christian Satan. See Why by illicit(m): 4:33pm On Oct 07, 2021
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Re: If I Should Worship Any Deity, I Think It Would Be The Christian Satan. See Why by Felimax(m): 4:35pm On Oct 07, 2021
Wow! Very intelligent post! I have learnt quite a lot from you today. Like Jonah sometimes i feel just fine when i see people like you.
Congrats in your worship.
Re: If I Should Worship Any Deity, I Think It Would Be The Christian Satan. See Why by thesicilian: 4:36pm On Oct 07, 2021
Only when a man is seriously sick, can you really tell if he's truly an atheist or not. You start hearing things like, " Oh God, if you can just take this sickness away from me, I will never doubt your existence again..."

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Re: If I Should Worship Any Deity, I Think It Would Be The Christian Satan. See Why by Bruno3000(m): 4:39pm On Oct 07, 2021
grin Another shallow minded mortal. You think gives a damn about u? Me I prefer to worship and serve the Creator and not the creature.

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Re: If I Should Worship Any Deity, I Think It Would Be The Christian Satan. See Why by Dtruthspeaker: 5:33pm On Oct 07, 2021
Workch:
Satan is actually nicer than the Christian definition of god

PROPHECY FULFILLED!

17 But, beloved, remember ye the words which were spoken before of the apostles of our Lord Jesus Christ;

18 How that they told you there should be mockers in the last time, who should walk after their own ungodly lusts.

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Re: If I Should Worship Any Deity, I Think It Would Be The Christian Satan. See Why by Dtruthspeaker: 5:35pm On Oct 07, 2021
thesicilian:
Only when a man is seriously sick, can you really tell if he's truly an atheist or not. You start hearing things like, " Oh God, if you can just take this sickness away from me, I will never doubt your existence again..."

grin Or when they are suffering!

When God does not Answer them, then they come out Cursing and Howling like the beasts they are. grin

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Re: If I Should Worship Any Deity, I Think It Would Be The Christian Satan. See Why by Workch: 6:01pm On Oct 07, 2021
Bruno3000:
grin Another shallow minded mortal. You think gives a damn about u? Me I prefer to worship and serve the Creator and not the creature.
Satan seem like a nice guy to me here unlike the narcissistic tyrant called god who kills for fun.

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Re: If I Should Worship Any Deity, I Think It Would Be The Christian Satan. See Why by Workch: 6:03pm On Oct 07, 2021
thesicilian:
Only when a man is seriously sick, can you really tell if he's truly an atheist or not. You start hearing things like, " Oh God, if you can just take this sickness away from me, I will never doubt your existence again..."
You are the sick person, you have imaginary friends and enemy.
You should visit a psychiatrist

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Re: If I Should Worship Any Deity, I Think It Would Be The Christian Satan. See Why by thesicilian: 7:18pm On Oct 07, 2021
Workch:
You are the sick person, you have imaginary friends and enemy.
You should visit a psychiatrist
I have many friends who are atheists. One common feature they all have is their depth of knowledge and reasoning, and the ability to clearly communicate their perspectives without resorting to verbal abuses and fallacies. A feature you clearly lack.
Re: If I Should Worship Any Deity, I Think It Would Be The Christian Satan. See Why by Workch: 7:27pm On Oct 07, 2021
thesicilian:

I have many friends who are atheists. One common feature they all have is their depth of knowledge and reasoning, and the ability to clearly communicate their perspectives without resorting to verbal abuses and fallacies. A feature you clearly lack.
I am here to troll you, it’s a total waste of time discussing reason with someone who believes without reason. It’s a non-ending argument.

How can you convince someone who believes that babies can be make without fertilization with reason? Such person is a slowpoke and deserves to be trolled because he has never seen in his life where humans make babies without fertilization, but he believes it anyways.
It’s a waste of time reasoning with that person.

Religion is lack of reason by default, it’s blind faith and it should be put in its place. You know how many times I try to reason with religious people? They always end up saying more stupid things

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Re: If I Should Worship Any Deity, I Think It Would Be The Christian Satan. See Why by Bruno3000(m): 7:54pm On Oct 07, 2021
Workch:
Satan seem like a nice guy to me here unlike the narcissistic tyrant called god who kills for fun.
WRONG! The Almighty can only kill the wicked to protect His own and further His agenda of redeeming the world from the power of sin and Satan.
Re: If I Should Worship Any Deity, I Think It Would Be The Christian Satan. See Why by Workch: 7:55pm On Oct 07, 2021
Bruno3000:
WRONG! The Almighty can only kill the wicked to protect His own and further His agenda of redeeming the world from the power of sin and Satan.
Dude, he killed almost everyone on earth. He’s a psychopathic hot tempered tyrant. Satan seem calmer by all standards

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Re: If I Should Worship Any Deity, I Think It Would Be The Christian Satan. See Why by oaroloye(m): 8:40pm On Oct 07, 2021
ALL ATHEISTS ARE INSANE- BUT NOT EVERY ATHEIST FOAMS AT THE MOUTH.

Workch:
Satan is actually nicer than the Christian definition of god

oaroloye:


THE FOUR SPIRITUAL CATEGORIES ENERGY EACH HAVE THEIR OWN SIGNATURE MODE OF PERCEPTION:

. REVELATION 22:11-12.

11. "He that is UNJUST,
let him be Unjust still:
and he which is FILTHY,
let him be Filthy still:
and he that is RIGHTEOUS,
let him be Righteous still:
and he that is HOLY,
let him be Holy still.
12. "And, behold,
I come quickly;
and my Reward is with me,
to give every man According
as his Work shall be."

. MATTHEW 13:1-23.

THE same day went Jesus out of the house,
and sat by the sea side.
2. And great multitudes
were gathered together
unto him,
so that he went into a ship,
and sat;
and the whole multitude
stood on the shore.
3. And he Spake many things
unto them in Parables,
Saying,

"Behold, a sower
went forth to sow;
4. "And when he sowed,
some seeds
fell by the way side,
and the fowls came
and devoured them up:
5. "Some fell
upon stony places,
where they had
not much earth:
and forthwith they sprung up,
because they had
no deepness of earth:
6. "And when
the Sun was up,
they were scorched;
and because they had
no root,
they withered away.
7. "And some fell
among thorns;
and the thorns sprung up,
and choked them:
8. "But other fell
into good ground,
and brought forth fruit,
some an hundredfold,
some sixtyfold,
some thirtyfold.
9. "Who hath ears to hear,
let him hear."

10. And the Disciples came,
and said unto him,

"Why speakest thou
unto them in Parables?"

11. He answered and Said
unto them,

"Because it is given unto you
to know The Mysteries
of The Kingdom of Heaven,
but to them it is not given.
12. "For whosoever hath,
to him shall be given,
and he shall have
more abundance:
but whosoever hath not,
from him shall be taken away
even that he hath.
13. "Therefore Speak I
to them in Parables:

'BECAUSE THEY SEEING
SEE NOT;
AND HEARING
THEY HEAR NOT,
NEITHER DO THEY
UNDERSTAND.'


14. "And in them is fulfilled
the Prophecy of Esaias,
which saith,

'BY HEARING YE SHALL HEAR,
AND SHALL NOT UNDERSTAND;
AND SEEING YE SHALL SEE,
AND SHALL NOT PERCEIVE:
15. 'FOR THIS PEOPLE'S HEART
IS WAXED GROSS,
AND THEIR EARS
ARE DULL OF HEARING,
AND THEIR EYES
THEY HAVE CLOSED;
LEST AT ANY TIME
THEY SHOULD SEE WITH THEIR EYES
AND HEAR WITH THEIR EARS,
AND SHOULD UNDERSTAND
WITH THEIR HEART,
AND SHOULD BE CONVERTED,
AND I SHOULD HEAL THEM.'


16. "But Blessed
are your eyes,
for they see:
and your ears,
for they hear.
17. "For verily I Say unto you,

'THAT MANY PROPHETS
AND RIGHTEOUS MEN
HAVE DESIRED TO SEE
THOSE THINGS
WHICH YE SEE,
AND HAVE NOT SEEN THEM;
AND TO HEAR THOSE THINGS
WHICH YE HEAR,
AND HAVE NOT HEARD THEM.'


18. "Hear ye therefore
The Parable of the Sower.

19. 'WHEN ANY ONE HEARETH
THE WORD OF THE KINGDOM,
AND UNDERSTANDETH IT NOT,
THEN COMETH
THE WICKED ONE,
AND CATCHETH AWAY
THAT WHICH WAS SOWN IN HIS HEART.
THIS IS HE WHICH
RECEIVED SEED
BY THE WAY SIDE.

20. 'BUT HE THAT
RECEIVED THE SEED
INTO STONY PLACES,
THE SAME IS HE
THAT HEARETH THE WORD,
AND ANON WITH JOY
RECEIVETH IT;
21. 'YET HATH HE NOT
ROOT IN HIMSELF,
BUT DURETH FOR A WHILE:
FOR WHEN TRIBULATION OR PERSECUTION
ARISETH BECAUSE OF THE WORD,
BY AND BY HE IS OFFENDED.

22. 'HE ALSO THAT RECEIVED
SEED AMONG THE THORNS
IS HE THAT HEARETH THE WORD;
AND THE CARE OF THIS WORLD,
AND THE DECEITFULNESS OF RICHES,
CHOKE THE WORD,
AND HE BECOMETH UNFRUITFUL.

23. 'BUT HE THAT RECEIVED SEED
INTO THE GOOD GROUND
IS HE THAT HEARETH THE WORD,
AND UNDERSTANDETH IT;
WHICH ALSO BEARETH FRUIT,
AND BRINGETH FORTH,
SOME AN HUNDREDFOLD,
SOME SIXTY, SOME THIRTY.' "


. THE FOUR LEVELS OF PERCEPTION.

4. DIFFERENTIATION: The sane and intelligent ability to perceive the differences between similar things.

3. ASSOCIATION: The sane and intelligent ability to perceive the similarities between different things.

2. IDENTIFICATION: The insane and stupid inability to perceive the differences between different things.

1. DISSOCIATION: The insane and stupid inability to perceive the similarities between similar things.

0. DEATH: The Complete Failure of the ability to perceive anything.

[See: THE FUNDAMENTALS OF THOUGHT, by L. Ron Hubbard.]


HOLINESS WOULD BE MAXIMUM SANITY, WHILE UNJUSTNESS WOULD BE MAXIMUM INSANITY

Workch:
Satan is actually nicer than the Christian definition of god

. LEVITICUS 24:10-16.

10. And the son
of an Israelitish woman,
whose father was
an Egyptian,
went out among
the Children of Israel:
and this son of
the Israelitish woman
and a Man of Israel
strove together in the camp;
11. And the Israelitish
woman's son blasphemed
The Name of The LORD,
and cursed.
And they brought him
unto Moses:
[and his mother's name
was Shelomith,
the daughter of Dibri,
of the tribe of Dan:]
12. And they put him in ward,
that the Mind of The LORD
might be shewed them.
13. And The LORD Spake
unto Moses,
Saying,

14. "Bring forth him
that hath cursed
without the camp;
and let all that heard him
lay their hands upon his head,
and let all the Congregation
stone him.
15. "And thou shalt speak
unto the Children of Israel,
saying,

'WHOSOEVER CURSETH
HIS GOD
SHALL BEAR HIS SIN.'


16. "And he that blasphemeth
The Name of The LORD,
he shall surely be
put to Death,
and all the Congregation
shall certainly stone him:
as well the Stranger
as he that is Born in the land,
when he
The Name of The LORD,
shall be put to Death."

THE BIBLE TELLS US WHAT GOD IS, AND WHAT SATAN IS, AND YOU DARE TO SAY THAT SATAN IS NICER?

Your cannot dissociate further from The Truth, if your tried! Or can you?

Workch:
Satan is actually nicer than the Christian definition of god

(1) GOD COMMITTED GENOCIDES.

. GENESIS 17:1-14.

AND when Abram was
ninety years old and nine,
The LORD appeared to Abram,
and Said unto him,

"I am The Almighty God;
walk before Me,
and be thou perfect.
2. "And I will make
My Covenant
between Me and thee,
and will multiply thee exceedingly."

3. And Abram fell on his face:
and God Talked with him,
Saying,

4. "As for Me,
behold, My Covenant
is with thee,
and thou shalt be
a Father of many Nations.
5. "Neither shall thy name
any more be called "Abram,"
but thy name shall be "Abraham;"
for a father of many nations
have I made thee.
6. "And I will make thee
Exceeding Fruitful,
and I will make
nations of thee,
and kings shall
come out of thee.
7. "And I will establish
My Covenant
between Me and thee
and thy seed after thee
in their Generations
for an Everlasting Covenant,
to be a God unto thee,
and to thy seed after thee.
8. "And I will give unto thee,
and to thy seed after thee,
the land wherein
thou art a stranger,
all the land of Canaan,
for an Everlasting Possession;
and I will be their God."

9. And God Said
unto Abraham,

"Thou shalt keep
My Covenant therefore,
thou, and thy seed after thee
in their Generations.
10. "This is My Covenant,
Which ye shall keep,
between Me and you
and thy seed after thee;

'EVERY MAN CHILD AMONG YOU
SHALL BE CIRCUMCISED.'


11. "And ye shall circumcise
the flesh of your foreskin;
and it shall be
a Token of The Covenant
betwixt me and you.
12. "And he that is
eight days old
shall be circumcised
among you,
every man child
in your Generations,
he that is born in the house,
or bought with money
of any stranger,
which is not of thy seed.
13. "He that is born
in thy house,
and he that is bought
with thy money,
must needs be circumcised:
and My Covenant
shall be in your flesh
for an Everlasting Covenant.
14. "And the uncircumcised
man child
whose flesh of his foreskin
is not circumcised,
that soul shall be cut off
from his people;
he hath broken My Covenant."

GOD IS GOD ONLY TO THOSE WHO SUBSCRIBE TO HIS COVENANTS- THE LIVES AND SOULS OF ANY WHO DO NOT ACCEPT HIS COVENANTS ARE FORFEIT.

.     EXODUS 20:1-7.

AND God Spake
all these Words,
Saying,

2. "I (am) The LORD thy God,
Which have brought thee
out of The Land of Egypt,
out of The House of Bondage.

3. "Thou shalt have
no other gods before Me.

4. "Thou shalt not
make unto thee
any graven image,
or any likeness (of any thing)
that (is) in the Earth beneath,
or that (is) in the Water
under the Earth:
5. "Thou shalt not
bow down thyself to them,
nor serve them:
for I The LORD thy God
(am) a Jealous God,
visiting the iniquity
of the fathers
upon the third and fourth (generation)
of them that Hate Me.
6. "And shewing Mercy
unto thousands of them
which Love Me,
and Keep My Commandments.

7. "Thou shalt not
take The Name
of The LORD thy God
in vain;
for The LORD will not
hold him guiltless
that taketh His Name
in vain."

GOD HOLDS EVERY HUMAN ACCOUNTABLE FOR THE INIQUITIES COMMITTED BY THEIR PARENTS, THEIR GRANDPARENTS, AND THEIR GREAT-GRANDPARENTS.

. NUMBERS 15:27-31.

27. "And if any man Sin
through Ignorance,
then he shall bring
a She Goat of the first year
for a Sin Offering.
28. "And the Priest
shall make an Atonement
for the Soul
that Sinneth Ignorantly,
when he Sinneth
by Ignorance
before The LORD,
to make an Atonement
for him,
and it shall be
forgiven him.
29. " Ye shall have one Law
for him that Sinneth Ignorantly
(both for) him
that is born
among the Children of Israel,
and for the Stranger
that sojourneth
among them.
30. "But the Soul
that doeth
(ought) presumptuously,
(whether he be)
born in the land,
or a Stranger,
the same reproacheth
The LORD;
and that Soul
shall be cut off
from among his people.
31. "Because he hath
despised The Word
of The LORD,
and hath broken
His Commandment,
that Soul
shall utterly be cut off;
his Iniquity
(shall be) upon him."

ANY WHO ARE A THREAT TO PEOPLE GOD PROTECTS CAN THEREFORE BE SUMMARILY EXTERMINATED.

Workch:
Satan is actually nicer than the Christian definition of god

. JOB 1:6-19.

6. Now there was a day
when The Sons of God
came to present themselves
before The LORD,
and Satan came also
among them.
7. And The LORD
Said unto Satan,

"Whence comest thou?"

Then Satan answered The LORD,
and said,

"From going to and fro
in the Earth,
and from walking
up and down in It."

8. And The LORD
Said unto Satan,

"Hast thou considered
My Servant Job,
that there is none
like him in the Earth,
a perfect and an upright man,
one that feareth God,
and escheweth Evil?"

9. Then Satan
answered The LORD,
and said,

"Doth Job
fear God for nought?
10. "Hast not Thou
made an hedge
about him,
and about his house,
and about all that he hath
on every side?
Thou hast Blessed
the Work of his hands,
and his substance
is increased in the land.
11. "But put forth Thine Hand now,
and touch all that he hath,
and he will curse thee to Thy Face."

12. And The LORD
Said unto Satan,

"Behold, all that he hath
is in thy Power;
only upon himself
put not forth thine hand."

So Satan went forth
from The Presence
of The LORD.

13. And there was a day
when his sons
and his daughters
were eating and drinking wine
in their eldest brother's house:
14. And there came
a messenger unto Job,
and said,

"The oxen were plowing,
and the asses feeding
beside them:
15. "And the Sabeans
fell upon them,
and took them away;
yea, they have slain the servants
with the edge of the sword;
and I only am escaped alone
to tell thee."

16. While he was
yet speaking,
there came also another,
and said,

"The Fire of God
is fallen from Heaven,
and hath burned up
the sheep,
and the servants,
and consumed them;
and I only
am escaped alone
to tell thee."

17. While he was
yet speaking,
there came also another,
and said,

"The Chaldeans
made out three bands,
and fell upon the camels,
and have carried them away,
yea, and slain the servants
with the edge of the sword;
and I only am escaped alone
to tell thee."

18. While he was yet speaking,
there came also another,
and said,

"Thy sons and thy daughters
were eating and drinking wine
in their eldest brother's house:
19. "And, behold,
there came a great wind
from the wilderness,
and smote
the four corners of the house,
and it fell upon the young men,
and they are dead;
and I only am escaped alone
to tell thee."

SATAN WAS GIVEN THE OPPORTUNITY TO TEST JOB- WHICH HE DID BY KILLING HIS CHILDREN AND SERVANTS, AND TAKING HIS STUFF.

(2) GOD ASKED A MAN TO KILL HIS ONLY CHILD.

GOD COMMANDED THE Y'SRAELITES TO EXECUTE THEIR SONS, WHO FAILED TO LEARN HIS WAY.

Daughters who failed should be the ones sold into Slavery.

. DEUTERONOMY 21:18-21.

18. If a man have
a stubborn and rebellious son,
which will not obey
the voice of his father,
or the voice of his mother,
and that,
when they have chastened him,
will not hearken unto them:
19. Then shall his father
and his mother lay hold on him,
and bring him out
unto the Elders of his city,
and unto the gate of his place;
20. And they shall say
unto the Elders of his city,

"THIS OUR SON
IS STUBBORN AND REBELLIOUS,
HE WILL NOT OBEY OUR VOICE;
HE IS A GLUTTON,
AND A DRUNKARD."


21. And all the men of his city
shall stone him with stones,
that he die:
so shalt thou put Evil away
from among you;
and all Israel shall hear,
and fear.

(3) GOD ALLOWED SLAVERY.

GOD DID NOT ALLOW SLAVERY, YOU IDIOT, GOD COMMANDED SLAVERY.

. EXODUS 21:1-11.

"Now these are the Judgments
Which thou shalt set before them.

2. "If thou buy
an Hebrew servant,
six years He shall serve:
and in the seventh
he shall go out free for nothing.
3. "If he came in by himself,
he shall go out by himself:
if He were married,
then his wife
shall go out with him.
4. "If his master have
given him a wife,
and she have born
him sons or daughters;
the wife and her children
shall be her master's,
and He shall go out by himself.
5. "And if the servant
shall plainly say,

"I LOVE MY MASTER,
MY WIFE, AND MY CHILDREN;
I WILL NOT GO OUT FREE:"


6. "Then his master
shall bring him
unto the judges;
he shall also bring him
to the door
or unto the door post;
and his master
shall bore his ear
through with an aul;
and He shall serve him for ever.
7. "And if a man sell his daughter
to be a maidservant,
she shall not go out
as the menservants do.
8. "If she please not her master,
who hath betrothed her
to himself,
then shall he let her be redeemed:
to sell her
unto a strange nation
he shall have no power,
seeing He hath
dealt deceitfully with her.
9. "And if He have
betrothed her unto his son,
he shall deal with her
after the manner of daughters.
10. "If he take him another wife
her food, her raiment,
and her duty of marriage,
shall he not diminish.
11. "And if he do not
these three unto her,
then shall she go out free
without money."

SLAVERY IS HOW THE RIGHTEOUS LEARN TO FREEDOM.

(4) GOD MADE WOMEN INFERIOR TO MEN.

GOD GAVE WOMEN THE SAME ABILITY TO HAVE DOMINION OVER ALL THE EARTH.

. DEUTERONOMY 6:4-9.

4. Hear, O Israel:
The LORD our God
is one LORD:
5. And thou shalt love
The LORD thy God
with all thine Heart,
and with all thy Soul,
and with all thy might.
6. And these Words,
which I Command thee this day,
shall be in thine heart:
7. And thou shalt teach Them
diligently unto thy children,
and shalt talk of Them
when thou sittest
in thine house,
and when thou walkest
by the way,
and when thou liest down,
and when thou risest up.
8. And thou shalt bind Them
for a sign upon thine hand,
and they shall be as frontlets
between thine eyes.
9. And thou shalt write Them
upon the posts of thy house,
and on thy gates.

. THE TEN TALENTS OF POWER. (Matt. 25)

1. TOTAL RECALL.
2. EXTRASENSORY PERCEPTION.
3. TELEKINESIS.
4. TELEPORTATION.
5. TRANSLATION.
6-10. EVERLASTING LIFE.


(5) GOD CAUSED ALL THE SUFFERING IN THE WORLD.

IF YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT GOD DOES IN THE WORLD, LOOK AT LORD YESHUA!

. LUKE 7:19-23.

19. And John calling unto him
two of his Disciples
sent them to Jesus,
saying,

"ART THOU
HE THAT SHOULD COME?
OR LOOK WE
FOR ANOTHER?"


20. When the men
were come unto him,
they said,

"John Baptist hath
sent us unto thee,
saying,

'ART THOU
HE THAT SHOULD COME?
OR LOOK WE
FOR ANOTHER?' "


21. And in that same hour
he cured many
of their Infirmities and Plagues,
and of Evil Spirits;
and unto many that were blind
he gave sight.
22. Then Jesus Answering
Said unto them,

"Go your way,
and tell John what things
ye have seen and heard;
how that the Blind See,
the Lame Walk,
the Lepers are Cleansed,
the Deaf Hear,
the Dead are Raised,
to the Poor
The Gospel is preached.
23. "And Blessed is he,
whosoever shall not be
offended in me."

(6) SATAN CONVINCED TWO PEOPLE TO EAT A FRUIT.

THAT IS NOT WHAT HAPPENED: THE SERPENT CAUSE ADAM TO BREAK GOD'S FIRST COMMANDMENT TO MAN.

By gaining DOMINION over MAN The Serpent gained Dominion over ALL THE EARTH.

Which he uses to do the opposite of The Works of God, as demonstrated by Lord Yeshua.

. GENESIS 1:26-28.

26. And God Said,

"Let us make Man in Our Image,
after Our Likeness:
and let them have Dominion
over the Fish of the Sea,
and over the Fowl of the Air,
and over the Cattle,
and over all the Earth,
and over every creeping thing
that creepeth upon the Earth."

27. So God created Man
in His Own Image,
in The Image of God created He him;
male and female created He them.
28. And God Blessed them,
and God Said unto them,

"Be fruitful, and multiply,
and replenish the Earth,
and subdue It:
and have Dominion
over the Fish of the Sea,
and over the Fowl of the Air,
and over every Living Thing
that moveth upon the Earth."
Re: If I Should Worship Any Deity, I Think It Would Be The Christian Satan. See Why by MaxInDHouse(m): 6:54am On Oct 08, 2021
Workch:

Satan is actually nicer than the Christian definition of god
Because you were scammed by those Yahoo-plus big boys doesn't notify God's word!

I'll address the first two out of your false opinions:

(1) GENOCIDE!
In the beginning God warned the first two persons not to take up the responsibility of setting standards for mankind adding that such will eventually lead to DEATH {Genesis 2:17} their disobedience led to what we have today which is killings here and there due to the fact that some are battle prepared to set standards for right and wrong at all cost! Ecclesiastes 4:1;8:9
So between the One who sounded the warning from the beginning and the person who convinced the first human pair to rebel against such life saying instruction, who masterminded DEATH and KILLINGS? smiley

(2)ASK A MAN TO KILL HIS ONLY CHILD!
God promised Abraham that He's going to make him great and that this man (Abraham) will become the father of nations {Genesis 17:5} none of the promises God made to this faithful man failed. So who do you think masterminded the idea that Abraham should kill his only son, could it have been the same person who promised Abraham that the man will certainly become father of nations or the one who deliberately killed all the children of a faithful man just to destroy his faith? Job 1:6-19 compare to James 1:13

Just humble yourself and learn the truth from the one and only Christian group ( JEHOVAH'S WITNESSES) you will be glad you did! smiley
Re: If I Should Worship Any Deity, I Think It Would Be The Christian Satan. See Why by Workch: 7:18am On Oct 08, 2021
MaxInDHouse:

Because you were scammed by those Yahoo-plus big boys doesn't notify God's word!

I'll address the first two out of your false opinions:

(1) GENOCIDE!
In the beginning God warned the first two persons not to take up the responsibility of setting standards for mankind adding that such will eventually lead to DEATH {Genesis 2:17} their disobedience led to what we have today which is killings here and there due to the fact that some are battle prepared to set standards for right and wrong at all cost! Ecclesiastes 4:1;8:9
So between the One who sounded the warning from the beginning and the person who convinced the first human pair to rebel against such life saying instruction, who masterminded DEATH and KILLINGS? smiley

(2)ASK A MAN TO KILL HIS ONLY CHILD!
God promised Abraham that He's going to make him great and that this man (Abraham) will become the father of nations {Genesis 17:5} none of the promises God made to this faithful man failed. So who do you think masterminded the idea that Abraham should kill his only son, could it have been the same person who promised Abraham that the man will certainly become father of nations or the one who deliberately killed all the children of a faithful man just to destroy his faith? Job 1:6-19 compare to James 1:13

Just humble yourself and learn the truth from the one and only Christian group ( JEHOVAH'S WITNESSES) you will be glad you did! smiley
He is a tyrant with hot temper.
He warned, wtf. Someone that is omniscient didn’t know this will happen?

Religion and dead logic cheesy
Re: If I Should Worship Any Deity, I Think It Would Be The Christian Satan. See Why by MaxInDHouse(m): 7:23am On Oct 08, 2021
Workch:

He is a tyrant with hot temper.
He warned, wtf. Someone that is omniscient didn’t know this will happen?
Religion and dead logic cheesy
Where is the highlighted written in the Bible? cheesy
Re: If I Should Worship Any Deity, I Think It Would Be The Christian Satan. See Why by Workch: 7:30am On Oct 08, 2021
MaxInDHouse:

Where is the highlighted written in the Bible? cheesy
Psalm 147:5
Great is our Lord and abundant in strength;
His understanding is infinite

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Re: If I Should Worship Any Deity, I Think It Would Be The Christian Satan. See Why by Workch: 7:31am On Oct 08, 2021
MaxInDHouse:

Where is the highlighted written in the Bible? cheesy
John 3:20

in whatever our heart condemns us; for God is greater than our heart and knows all things.

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Re: If I Should Worship Any Deity, I Think It Would Be The Christian Satan. See Why by Workch: 7:32am On Oct 08, 2021
MaxInDHouse:

Where is the highlighted written in the Bible? cheesy
Psalm 139:4
Even before there is a word on my tongue,
Behold, O Lord, You know it all.

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Re: If I Should Worship Any Deity, I Think It Would Be The Christian Satan. See Why by MaxInDHouse(m): 7:33am On Oct 08, 2021
Workch:
John 3:20

in whatever our heart condemns us; for God is greater than our heart and knows all things.

So where is the word "omniscient" ? cheesy

Instead of learning the truth from the right source you just hastily concluded on the fallacies those Yahoo-plus big boys infused in your head! cheesy
Re: If I Should Worship Any Deity, I Think It Would Be The Christian Satan. See Why by Workch: 7:36am On Oct 08, 2021
MaxInDHouse:


So where is the word "omniscient" ? cheesy

Instead of learning the truth from the right source you just hastily concluded on the fallacies those Yahoo-plus big boys infused in your head! cheesy
Psalm 139:4
Even before there is a word on my tongue,
Behold, O Lord, You know it all.

Re: If I Should Worship Any Deity, I Think It Would Be The Christian Satan. See Why by sonmvayina(m): 7:36am On Oct 08, 2021
In MaxInDHouse attempt to answer, he ended making it worse and shooting himself in the foot. This is the confusion you get when you see scriptures as actual event rather than allegorical and metaphorical that they are. .
The scriptures are not actual stories. They are written to teach certain spiritual truth and pass a message. We are supposed to read them and learn the messages they contain.
God is our higher consciousness while Satan I our lower consciousness. Our purpose is to achieve the higher consciousness by following set down rules and walking on the path.

God is within each and every one of us. His breadth brought us to life and we became a living soul. The battles we fight are within us. Until we can slay the Demon within. The one outside will be subdued.
The greatest of the demons is our ego.(satan)

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Re: If I Should Worship Any Deity, I Think It Would Be The Christian Satan. See Why by MaxInDHouse(m): 7:38am On Oct 08, 2021
Workch:
Psalm 139:4
Even before there is a word on my tongue,
Behold, O Lord, You know it all.
Guy just cite the word OMNISCIENT in the Bible and end it!
Re: If I Should Worship Any Deity, I Think It Would Be The Christian Satan. See Why by Workch: 7:39am On Oct 08, 2021
MaxInDHouse:

Guy just cite the word OMNISCIENT in the Bible and end it!
Psalm 139:4
Even before there is a word on my tongue,
Behold, O Lord, You know it all.

Re: If I Should Worship Any Deity, I Think It Would Be The Christian Satan. See Why by MaxInDHouse(m): 7:39am On Oct 08, 2021
Go and find out the meaning of Hell in your dictionary then come back and tell me if there is truly a place of torment after DEATH! cheesy

sonmvayina:
In MaxInDHouse attempt to answer, he ended making it worse and shooting himself in the foot. This is the confusion you get when you see scriptures as actual event rather than allegorical and metaphorical that they are. .
The scriptures are not actual stories. They are written to teach certain spiritual truth and pass a message. We are supposed to read them and learn the messages they contain.
God is our higher consciousness while Satan I our lower consciousness. Our purpose is to achieve the higher consciousness by following set down rules and walking on the path.

God is within each and every one of us. His breadth brought us to life and we became a living soul. The battles we fight are within us. Until we can slay the Demon within. The one outside will be subdued.
The greatest of the demons is our ego.(satan)
Re: If I Should Worship Any Deity, I Think It Would Be The Christian Satan. See Why by sonmvayina(m): 7:39am On Oct 08, 2021
MaxInDHouse:

Guy just cite the word OMNISCIENT in the Bible and end it!

Which school did you attend ?

Or you are still writing jamb?
Re: If I Should Worship Any Deity, I Think It Would Be The Christian Satan. See Why by Workch: 7:41am On Oct 08, 2021
sonmvayina:


Which school did you attend ?

Or you are still writing jamb?
maxindhouse is an illiterate person, who doesn’t even know what omniscient is.

grin
He has shot himself in the foot, he should have just kept quiet

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Re: If I Should Worship Any Deity, I Think It Would Be The Christian Satan. See Why by sonmvayina(m): 7:41am On Oct 08, 2021
MaxInDHouse:
Go and find out the meaning of Hell in your dictionary then come back and tell me if there is truly a place of torment after DEATH! cheesy


How does this apply to the discussion at hand ?

I am God waking a human path. I don't believe in hell or heaven like the moronic Christian do. You of all people should know that..
Re: If I Should Worship Any Deity, I Think It Would Be The Christian Satan. See Why by sonmvayina(m): 7:42am On Oct 08, 2021
Workch:
maxindhouse is an illiterate, who doesn’t even know what omniscient is.

grin
He has shot himself in the foot, he should have just kept quiet

Exactly...but he must always display his ignorance.
How else will he be MaxInDHouse?
Re: If I Should Worship Any Deity, I Think It Would Be The Christian Satan. See Why by Workch: 7:42am On Oct 08, 2021
MaxInDHouse:
Go and find out the meaning of Hell in your dictionary then come back and tell me if there is truly a place of torment after DEATH! cheesy

Your fellow Christians can’t even believe how much stupid you are grin

It’s suprising everyone even Christians cheesy
Re: If I Should Worship Any Deity, I Think It Would Be The Christian Satan. See Why by Workch: 7:44am On Oct 08, 2021
sonmvayina:


Exactly...but he must always display his ignorance.
How else will he be MaxInDHouse?
His case is extraordinary, even my dog knows more than him.

How can you see “you know all” and still be asking specifically for “Omniscient”?
No be juju be that grin

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