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Re: Nairaland Marriage! by yinkalink(f): 2:19pm On Jun 07, 2011
He doesnt just want to get laid,he wants to get laid often
Re: Nairaland Marriage! by Connoisseur(m): 8:26pm On Jun 07, 2011
LawChick:


who said no one wants me?

and your doing my womanhood a favour?

how?

thought you said am in your dreams

making you go hungry for a kiss?

the things men do!

*just to get laid*





ok maybe somebody wants you until he gets to see the real you, then he scrams. So you see am correct, nobody wants you

you were in my dreams until i found someone else to replace you with just like he did and everyone else thereafter

get laid *scoofs* its the easiest thing to get these days when your lot abounds

you see 'its the way the cookie crumbles'
Re: Nairaland Marriage! by tanimz(f): 11:29pm On Jun 07, 2011
What a joke. undecided
Re: Nairaland Marriage! by LawChick: 11:48pm On Jun 07, 2011
I was in your dreams

how the Bleep did I get in there? lipsrsealed
Re: Nairaland Marriage! by LawChick: 11:52pm On Jun 07, 2011
@ Yinkalink

how come you did not see my hardley chase line?

The Things Men Do
Re: Nairaland Marriage! by yinkalink(f): 8:43am On Jun 08, 2011
sawree, have'nt read dat one
tongue tongue tongue i dnt read Chase again
Re: Nairaland Marriage! by LawChick: 11:28am On Jun 08, 2011
me too,

moved on to something more,
am into SF now
the dune & foundation novels are just astounding!
Re: Nairaland Marriage! by yinkalink(f): 5:27pm On Jun 08, 2011
who's sf?


now am more of a grisham, sherlock holmes, michael connelly,tess gerritsen,crichton person
Re: Nairaland Marriage! by LawChick: 1:20pm On Jun 09, 2011
science fiction
Re: Nairaland Marriage! by yinkalink(f): 5:21pm On Jun 09, 2011
u should like tess gerritsen n crichton den
have u read d Andromeda strain?
Re: Nairaland Marriage! by LawChick: 6:27pm On Jun 09, 2011
yes!
Re: Nairaland Marriage! by yinkalink(f): 8:54am On Jun 10, 2011
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

ok, am sure u must have read Jurassic park,shey?
Re: Nairaland Marriage! by LawChick: 10:21am On Jun 10, 2011
yes
I read the book before the movie was made
most movies made out of best seller books fall short
Re: Nairaland Marriage! by yinkalink(f): 5:17pm On Jun 10, 2011
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, kk
do u like Stephen King?
Re: Nairaland Marriage! by LawChick: 6:07pm On Jun 10, 2011
yes, but just a few though
dont know why his books never quite grip me

now if you talk about Anne Rice
read the vampire lestat like 5 times
Re: Nairaland Marriage! by yinkalink(f): 5:00pm On Jun 13, 2011
LawChick:

yes, but just a few though
dont know why his books never quite grip me

now if you talk about Anne Rice
read the vampire lestat like 5 times

have'nt heard of her
Re: Nairaland Marriage! by agentzakky(m): 8:17pm On Jun 15, 2011
@lawchick & Connoisseur, when should we be expecting season 2. Advice for lawchick, lay off 190 throwing yourself at him is like holding a tiger by the tail.
Re: Nairaland Marriage! by LawChick: 12:10am On Jun 16, 2011
got tigers as pets
Re: Nairaland Marriage! by Connoisseur(m): 12:27pm On Jun 19, 2011
When you refused to get your tickets for the 1st season, prefering to watch through the crack in the walls.
Re: Nairaland Marriage! by agentzakky(m): 9:35pm On Jun 19, 2011
lol! next time draw the blind.
Re: Nairaland Marriage! by oweniwe(m): 3:27am On Jun 20, 2011
Connoisseur misita Lakunle, will you never learn? Grammar will not tame law chick Sidi into marrying you. You have to apply some cunning like 190 Boroka.

A word is enough for Alakowe
Re: Nairaland Marriage! by LawChick: 11:07am On Jun 21, 2011
190 lack balls
Re: Nairaland Marriage! by kodylicky(f): 1:44pm On Jun 21, 2011
lolol
190 pls come in
Re: Nairaland Marriage! by Connoisseur(m): 11:25pm On Jun 23, 2011
agent zakky:

lol! next time draw the blind.

did u say 'draw the blind' with someone who keeps tigers as pets. That'd be crazy

oweniwe:

Connoisseur misita Lakunle, will you never learn? Grammar will not tame law chick Sidi into marrying you. You have to apply some cunning like 190 Boroka.

A word is enough for Alakowe

remember that lakunle from ages but have forgotten how the story went.
As for LawChick, just let her be, will get her @ my own time and place
Re: Nairaland Marriage! by LawChick: 12:50am On Jun 24, 2011
@ Connoisseur

my main man!
how far now?


@ kody-licky

see what my tiger did to 190 > see pix below<

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Re: Nairaland Marriage! by Connoisseur(m): 1:28am On Jun 24, 2011
Lawchick
i for say my main woman but i no trust u.
Anyways, am good. U
Re: Nairaland Marriage! by LawChick: 2:00am On Jun 24, 2011
cool

why you no trust me now?
anyway, you got more balls then 190
Re: Nairaland Marriage! by kodylicky(f): 9:56am On Jun 24, 2011
lol @ u two

pls u guys shld make up your minds so i can go n polish my wedding skirt
Re: Nairaland Marriage! by snthesis(m): 11:34am On Jun 24, 2011
see berra soap opera grin grin

Re: Nairaland Marriage! by LawChick: 12:54pm On Jun 24, 2011
really!
Re: Nairaland Marriage! by Connoisseur(m): 9:52pm On Jun 24, 2011
Connoisseur:

Lawchick
i for say my main woman but i no trust u.
Anyways, am good. U

you see exactly why i dont trust you
too much comparisms

kody-licky:

lol @ u two

pls u guys shld make up your minds so i can go n polish my wedding skirt

did you say wedding skirt, the one you wore @ the other wedding. Ah ah, thats old, you should think of replacing it.
Talking bout weddings, LawChick what ya think
Re: Nairaland Marriage! by LawChick: 10:14pm On Jun 24, 2011
please tell me about yourself first
you seem a nice dude

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