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Re: Nairaland Marriage! by kodylicky(f): 2:55am On Jun 25, 2011
@lawchic just say yes already
my wedding skirt is polished ​Äπϑ ready
Fully booked 4 d next couple of wks it has to happen dis wkend.
Re: Nairaland Marriage! by Connoisseur(m): 8:07pm On Jun 25, 2011
LawChick:

please tell me about yourself first
you seem a nice dude

hmmm but i must tell you, i aint that nice
but am impressed by you, a lawyer @24, you read books and you ve got a good command.
The only snag is that picture of yours, tell me your teeth aint as sharp as those ones in the pic

@kody licky i wonder why you are so keen on been the maid of honor
Re: Nairaland Marriage! by LawChick: 11:03pm On Jun 25, 2011
lol

sorry dear, am just not photogenic, but not that bad though
Re: Nairaland Marriage! by Connoisseur(m): 3:35pm On Jun 26, 2011
Waiting to see a modifed version. Will be checking your profile.
Re: Nairaland Marriage! by LawChick: 10:38pm On Jun 26, 2011
come on!

at least tell me a little some thing about you, you know more about me then I do you
Re: Nairaland Marriage! by Connoisseur(m): 11:02pm On Jun 26, 2011
Okay
so what would you wanna know

Or better still check my profile
Re: Nairaland Marriage! by kodylicky(f): 1:45pm On Jun 27, 2011
waiting. . . . . . . . . grin
Re: Nairaland Marriage! by Connoisseur(m): 2:03pm On Jun 27, 2011
what are you waiting for, amebo,
Re: Nairaland Marriage! by LawChick: 5:06pm On Jun 27, 2011
there is nothing in your profile
Re: Nairaland Marriage! by yinkalink(f): 5:54pm On Jun 27, 2011
love nwantiti!!! grin grin grin kiss kiss

@ law chick, m currently readin d bleachers by J.Grisham
Re: Nairaland Marriage! by LawChick: 7:05pm On Jun 27, 2011
ok,

am reading   -  the n.a.ked sun -   by isaac asimov

asimov is the guy who wrote    -   I   robot    -   will smite did the movie
Re: Nairaland Marriage! by Connoisseur(m): 6:11pm On Jun 28, 2011
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Re: Nairaland Marriage! by Connoisseur(m): 6:29pm On Jun 28, 2011
yinkalink:

love nwantiti!!! grin grin grin kiss kiss

@ law chick, m currently readin d bleachers by J.Grisham

never heard of the bleachers and i used to think i ve read all Grishams
Re: Nairaland Marriage! by LawChick: 7:03pm On Jun 29, 2011
@ Connoisseur

you must prove yourself in public

so that you would never have to in private

so please tell me about yourself
Re: Nairaland Marriage! by Connoisseur(m): 9:04pm On Jun 29, 2011
I can do that, got an impressive profile

am 26, read computer science currently doing my MBA while running a private business.

But the part of me i'd like u to know isnt for public consumption.

So if you really wanna know,
Re: Nairaland Marriage! by LawChick: 12:58am On Jun 30, 2011
of cause I wanna know!

but am a butterfly,

there's something in me that just want to show off!

[img]http://butt.JPG[/img]

Re: Nairaland Marriage! by LawChick: 1:12am On Jun 30, 2011
and I like computers
my first site makes about $27 a day hands free

can you code?
if you can, then I need some scripts

you can impress me by coding
Re: Nairaland Marriage! by Connoisseur(m): 8:16am On Jun 30, 2011
And you also like pictures
go easy with the butterfly, its beautiful but have a very short life span

ur first site you say, how many have you got
did coding a while but not into scripting (sorry cant impress you with that)

so what happened to your law degree
Re: Nairaland Marriage! by LawChick: 2:49pm On Jun 30, 2011
more then 5
less then 10

I need help with a php script, a pity you cant code sad

just rounding up law school

what biz are you into?
Re: Nairaland Marriage! by Connoisseur(m): 6:33pm On Jun 30, 2011
You must be good with computers then. How did you pick the interest

I do anything that sells i.e. I try to satisfy the peculiar needs of people as long as it dosent involve guns and drugs (am legit).

Goodluck with law school
Re: Nairaland Marriage! by obowunmi(m): 7:30pm On Jun 30, 2011
I thought 190 was female. shocked shocked shocked shocked
Re: Nairaland Marriage! by Connoisseur(m): 10:38pm On Jun 30, 2011
@obowunmi in your unknowiness (dnt mind me, its a phrase we use awhile back). 190 aint a she and i hate you for bringing him up

@lawchick
hws work today ( i guess from the timing of your posts,you ve always got busy days)
Re: Nairaland Marriage! by LawChick: 8:23pm On Jul 01, 2011
@ Connoisseur

can I call you Conos?

that first site was actually a short in the dark
now am brainstorming for my Naija feature site
any ideas?

things are ok, not that bad, I pray and pray for the light

thanks for the concern
Re: Nairaland Marriage! by Connoisseur(m): 9:17pm On Jul 01, 2011
The true meaning of the name 'connoisseur' will be lost if you call me conos.

I could have ideas if i know the ideas you wanna project on your naija site. I like your zeal, you keep it up.

Hope you are okay,
Re: Nairaland Marriage! by Connoisseur(m): 10:10pm On Jul 03, 2011
Hey its bin a while. Hope u r okay?
Re: Nairaland Marriage! by LawChick: 10:37pm On Jul 03, 2011
hey man!

about the naija site,
the deal is that for SEO reasons, I would need
to set up a Social Network site soon,

so i thought of making it a Naija Social Network kind of site

thats the basic

what do you think?
Re: Nairaland Marriage! by yinkalink(f): 7:29am On Jul 05, 2011
@ d two lovebirds, its a non legal book, its abt american football basically n i dont need to tell u its a good book, cos if its grisham den its good.


P.s : wen r u guys goin skip dis i know u, u know me shyt n move to d next level?
Re: Nairaland Marriage! by Connoisseur(m): 7:05pm On Jul 06, 2011
@yinkalink

unlike Grisham to write on anything apart from law. I know it must be interesting though coming from Grisham.
Am monitoring the vendors for his latest book 'The Alligator' coming mid october. Dont forget to pass on the bleacherd when you are done,

lol @ your p.s. As long as the rule permits
Re: Nairaland Marriage! by Connoisseur(m): 7:07pm On Jul 06, 2011
@lawchick

i'd like to place a voice to the words i read on this post.
What ya think
Re: Nairaland Marriage! by mikuz(m): 7:58pm On Jul 06, 2011
You me ma no get shame sef! So na that your toad-like voice you want make she hear abi?
Chai! lawchick don suffer no be small!
Re: Nairaland Marriage! by Connoisseur(m): 9:10pm On Jul 06, 2011
I bet lysaa must have used the same 'toad like' expression for your voice thats why you re hating.
Anyways what do you know when you are next to lysaa but remember 'its not he who danceth with a woman nor (in some cases) who taketh her home that matters. Dey there dey wash car when the original owner comes, you know na,
Re: Nairaland Marriage! by yinkalink(f): 10:47pm On Jul 06, 2011
@ conos, havent u read PLAYING FOR PIZZA n D PAINTED HOUSE?
Dey‘r both non legal n even better dan D BLEACHERS.
Have u read D ASSOCIATE n D APPEAL?

P.s rules dnt apply where love is, n ao do u xpect to get d book?
Do u like wines dat much?

@ lawchick, no dull me oh

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