LONDON—Barely a month after marrying 29-year-old Kate Middleton in a royal wedding ceremony watched by an estimated 2 billion people worldwide, Prince William announced Tuesday that he and Middleton have divorced and that the entire marriage was "a tremendous mistake in every possible regard." "I really don't know what I was thinking—we're a terrible match, I don't love her and never have, and, to be honest, I never really had any interest in being married in the first place," announced the now unattached Prince William to a dead-silent British press corps. "People thought our wedding was some sort of fairy tale, but I assure you it was all just some ghastly ceremonial farce that got out of hand. I'm just relieved it's over, frankly. And I'm glad I'll never have to see that awful woman again." Prince William then told the assembled reporters, "Well, see you all later," smiled, and walked back into Buckingham Palace.
http://www.theonion.com/articles/prince-william-divorces-kate-middleton-after-5-wee,20648/

Most people who dont live under a rock are aware that the onion is a joke.

this is a joke please

No dat can be true. This will be a big disgrace.

I hope ita a joke.

lmao @ the onion

i believe this isn't April, we are in june

this shud be moved to jokes! poster is nuts!

This is not joke this is really true

We wouldnt be reading it here if it were to be true, it will be breaking news in all TV stations all over the world.
http://www.allvoices.com/contributed-news/9284983-katewilliam-divorce-then-why-plan-for-a-trip-to-canada

I don't see the humour in this joke. Why would this clown joke with something like that? People are just mean and always want to see others fall. Msheeeew!

And yet they though it will make a good topic for NL home page . . . SMH!

I think its true, they couldnt be jocking with such a thing. not all that gliters is Gold, ,

This is the dullest thing i have seen on Nairaland, the online beer parlour. Those of us in the UK would have been the first to know if this were true.
Complete waste of time.

lmao. nice joke indeed

Come on nairalanders, dats not fair? I dont even believe dis. If it was true, it would have being on yahoo, and all d places. Why would u guy want to make up dis sort of crazy stuff, anyway?

Joke of d century,

*smh*
well some pple jus got time sha,
I sincerely doubt dis, not dat it cant be true but its false

Why would people make up things like this: The wedding was one of the biggest events in the world. How come popular Channels don't report this. IT IS A JOKE, even as these two (Kate & William) were not likely compatible going by their on-and-off relationship while they were dating.

We are being June-fooled.

How can you take news from the Onion with any seriousness? The onion is a parody site!

nice one, don't get why he got married in the first place.

interesting.

and BBC, CNN, ALJAZEERA didnt say anytin about it?!!
very BIG joke!!!

joke or no joke, who cares, royal marriage and royal divorce my a**

is true.   Kate Middleton is now back with Me!! Angry

If you liked her before, why didn't you go to marry her

ULSHERLAN:

*smh*
well some pple jus got time sha,
I sincerely doubt dis, not dat it cant be true but its false

You are neither here nor there. Where are you?