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Re: The Greatest Insult Ever!!!! by nicetohave(m): 3:37pm On Mar 28, 2006
thanks 2C, in times like this i wish even more i have you around me cheesy

*looks around* hey where are you? come and repeat yourself, someone's got my back now cool
Re: The Greatest Insult Ever!!!! by Maxflame(m): 3:39pm On Mar 28, 2006
In that case just call her an ass licking uncle f**ker! cheesy
Re: The Greatest Insult Ever!!!! by 2cantango(f): 3:44pm On Mar 28, 2006
I'm right here n2h, i'll go whoop her a$$ angry just point me in the right direction wink

@Maxflame: you're cracking me up cheesy
Re: The Greatest Insult Ever!!!! by Christino(m): 12:09pm On Apr 25, 2006
Your perfume smells nice, hmmnn, did you "poo poo" on your body?
Re: The Greatest Insult Ever!!!! by Reba(f): 3:44pm On Apr 25, 2006
This tread sucks!I know no insults,
Re: The Greatest Insult Ever!!!! by Rhodalyn(f): 3:44pm On Apr 25, 2006
Re: The Greatest Insult Ever!!!! by Z4M4eva(f): 10:03am On Apr 28, 2006
You turd - like Ross - Perot - loving four - eyed Chubby puke - inducing - Smelly - Crotched wench !!!  smiley



Now that's an Insult !!  wink
Re: The Greatest Insult Ever!!!! by Z4M4eva(f): 10:05am On Apr 28, 2006
You loudmouthed hooligan!  cheesy



There are several people in this world that I find obnoxious and you are all of them.  grin


Keep talking, someday you'll say something intelligent. cheesy


Every girl has the right to be ugly, but you abused the privilege. cheesy cheesy


Your so narrow minded when you walk your earings knock together. cheesy


Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you? cheesy grin


I know what sign you were born under, 'RED LIGHT DISTRICT' cheesy


Why don't you slip into something more comfortable, like a coma. grin


You got a face only a mother could love, unfortunately she too hates it! cheesy cheesy


If I was as ugly as you were, I wouldn't say Hi to folk, I'd say BOO! grin


Hi there, I'm a human being! What are you? grin grin


I've seen more life in a down and out's vest. cheesy cheesy


Save your breath, You'll need it to blow up your date. grin


Shouldn't you have a license for being that ugly? grin grin


Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all the stupid people. cheesy grin


Folk clap when they see you, but they clap their hands over their eyes. grin grin



Now those are called "Insults". wink cheesy grin
Re: The Greatest Insult Ever!!!! by Christino(m): 6:09pm On May 03, 2006
now the insugars!
Re: The Greatest Insult Ever!!!! by Ladyflamez(f): 8:44pm On May 03, 2006
Your mum is so fat she sat beside everyone at the cinema
Your mum is so fat she needs a map to find her asshole
Your momma is so fat she sat behind Jesus in high school
Your mum is so ugly, she has to do trick or treat over the phone
your mum is so dumb when i said christmas is around the corner she went looking for it.
your mum is so stuipid that when i asked her 2 get a colour T.V she asked "which colour"
your mum is so fat she gets to iron her clothes in the driveway
your mum is so fat that whens farts she farts out pork chops
your mum is so fat when she jumped in the the air she got stuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Your mum is so ugly she made an onion cry
your mum is so ugly that when she looks out of the window she gets arrested for mooning
your mum is so dumb she got locked in a toilet and pissed herself
your mum so fat she broke her arm and gravy poured out
your mum is so skiny that she swallowed a marble and people thought she was 9 months pregnant
your mum is so skinny she turned sideways and disappeared

LMAO xx safe xx
Re: The Greatest Insult Ever!!!! by eveseh(f): 10:39pm On May 10, 2006
KISS MY Axxxx
Re: The Greatest Insult Ever!!!! by Christino(m): 6:18pm On May 15, 2006
Damn, now that's an assault!
Re: The Greatest Insult Ever!!!! by lauryn(f): 3:59am On May 19, 2006
lmao
Re: The Greatest Insult Ever!!!! by diddy4(m): 4:33am On May 19, 2006
best insult to give to your ex girlfriend who still likes you.'


if you meet her at a party and she is looking at you,

walk over to her, grab her by the waist, look her straight in the eye, *she will be smiling thinking you have come to take her back, give her a very sexy look, touch her lips with your hand, kiss her like you have never done, look at her again and say, have i told you how cheap and sluty you are? u r such a LovePeddler. let her fall on her boothy and walk away.


how about that?
Re: The Greatest Insult Ever!!!! by debosky(m): 9:38pm On May 19, 2006
Ouch! Men if you do that don't sleep in your bed for a while, someone might just give u an acid bath!! grin
Re: The Greatest Insult Ever!!!! by Uzzyan: 12:58am On May 20, 2006
Dont u think it'll be too harsh on the girl
Re: The Greatest Insult Ever!!!! by diddy4(m): 1:00am On May 20, 2006
no i dont. the thread says greatest insult sheyyyyy
Re: The Greatest Insult Ever!!!! by 2cantango(f): 7:08pm On May 20, 2006
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! My lawdy yes indeedy, diddy that's nasty - but I love it grin
Re: The Greatest Insult Ever!!!! by diddy4(m): 11:56pm On May 20, 2006
i always bring it on when i want to.

@2c, thanks but i aint got the heart to do that to a girl. grin grin grin grin grin grin grin kiss
Re: The Greatest Insult Ever!!!! by GUNNER(f): 12:55pm On Jul 02, 2006
Are you a slowpoke, or are you possessed by a slow ghost? grin grin grin

Hey, I’m sorry, I’m not being rude, it’s just that you don’t matter cool cool cool
Re: The Greatest Insult Ever!!!! by Coco29(f): 4:09pm On Jul 02, 2006
diddy4:

best insult to give to your ex girlfriend who still likes you.'


if you meet her at a party and she is looking at you,

walk over to her, grab her by the waist, look her straight in the eye, *she will be smiling thinking you have come to take her back, give her a very sexy look, touch her lips with your hand, kiss her like you have never done, look at her again and say, have i told you how cheap and sluty you are? you're such a LovePeddler. let her fall on her boothy and walk away.

shocked omg this is original cheesy
how about that?
Re: The Greatest Insult Ever!!!! by eveseh(f): 4:22pm On Jul 02, 2006
hay coco sweety kiss kiss kiss
Re: The Greatest Insult Ever!!!! by diddy4(m): 4:26pm On Jul 02, 2006
@coco

im all original hun. i dont copy and paste. wink wink wink
Re: The Greatest Insult Ever!!!! by Coco29(f): 4:34pm On Jul 02, 2006
lol u to sweet kiss
Re: The Greatest Insult Ever!!!! by diddy4(m): 4:35pm On Jul 02, 2006
thanks dear. right back at ya. kiss kiss
Re: The Greatest Insult Ever!!!! by Coco29(f): 4:38pm On Jul 02, 2006
wink
Re: The Greatest Insult Ever!!!! by eveseh(f): 4:49pm On Jul 02, 2006
COCO angry angry angry am here speaking to ya ,u dont wanna talk angry angry

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Re: The Greatest Insult Ever!!!! by mamaput(f): 6:25pm On Jul 02, 2006
Just look at you.
so you call yourself a man you are a worm go and crawl back into the whole were you came from.

You are not even worth an insult you are just air for me and it stinks.
Dont push me or i will bounch right into your face.

Whats that on your neck a pimple Oh its just your head
Re: The Greatest Insult Ever!!!! by mamaput(f): 6:26pm On Jul 02, 2006
Your teeth are like the stars yellow and wide apart
Re: The Greatest Insult Ever!!!! by VOR(m): 10:40pm On Jul 02, 2006
How about, woman to man: IS IT IN YET?
Re: The Greatest Insult Ever!!!! by damygurl(f): 10:42pm On Jul 02, 2006
OMG!! cheesy dat's gotta hurt!!
Re: The Greatest Insult Ever!!!! by Kadeejah(f): 10:48pm On Jul 02, 2006
hah! lol cheesy cheesy

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