thanks 2C, in times like this i wish even more i have you around me

_{*looks around* hey where are you? come and repeat yourself, someone's got my back now}

In that case just call her an ass licking uncle f**ker!

I'm right here n2h, i'll go whoop her a$$ just point me in the right direction

@Maxflame: you're cracking me up

Your perfume smells nice, hmmnn, did you "poo poo" on your body?

This tread sucks!I know no insults,

You turd - like Ross - Perot - loving four - eyed Chubby puke - inducing - Smelly - Crotched wench !!! 



Now that's an Insult !! 

You loudmouthed hooligan! 



There are several people in this world that I find obnoxious and you are all of them. 


Keep talking, someday you'll say something intelligent.


Every girl has the right to be ugly, but you abused the privilege.


Your so narrow minded when you walk your earings knock together.


Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?


I know what sign you were born under, 'RED LIGHT DISTRICT'


Why don't you slip into something more comfortable, like a coma.


You got a face only a mother could love, unfortunately she too hates it!


If I was as ugly as you were, I wouldn't say Hi to folk, I'd say BOO!


Hi there, I'm a human being! What are you?


I've seen more life in a down and out's vest.


Save your breath, You'll need it to blow up your date.


Shouldn't you have a license for being that ugly?


Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all the stupid people.


Folk clap when they see you, but they clap their hands over their eyes.



Now those are called "Insults".

now the insugars!

Your mum is so fat she sat beside everyone at the cinema
Your mum is so fat she needs a map to find her asshole
Your momma is so fat she sat behind Jesus in high school
Your mum is so ugly, she has to do trick or treat over the phone
your mum is so dumb when i said christmas is around the corner she went looking for it.
your mum is so stuipid that when i asked her 2 get a colour T.V she asked "which colour"
your mum is so fat she gets to iron her clothes in the driveway
your mum is so fat that whens farts she farts out pork chops
your mum is so fat when she jumped in the the air she got stuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Your mum is so ugly she made an onion cry
your mum is so ugly that when she looks out of the window she gets arrested for mooning
your mum is so dumb she got locked in a toilet and pissed herself
your mum so fat she broke her arm and gravy poured out
your mum is so skiny that she swallowed a marble and people thought she was 9 months pregnant
your mum is so skinny she turned sideways and disappeared

LMAO xx safe xx

KISS MY Axxxx

Damn, now that's an assault!

lmao

best insult to give to your ex girlfriend who still likes you.'


if you meet her at a party and she is looking at you,

walk over to her, grab her by the waist, look her straight in the eye, *_{she will be smiling thinking you have come to take her back}, give her a very sexy look, touch her lips with your hand, kiss her like you have never done, look at her again and say, have i told you how cheap and sluty you are? u r such a LovePeddler. let her fall on her boothy and walk away.


how about that?

Ouch! Men if you do that don't sleep in your bed for a while, someone might just give u an acid bath!!

Dont u think it'll be too harsh on the girl

no i dont. the thread says greatest insult sheyyyyy

Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! My lawdy yes indeedy, diddy that's nasty - but I love it

i always bring it on when i want to.

@2c, thanks but i aint got the heart to do that to a girl.

Are you a slowpoke, or are you possessed by a retarded ghost?

Hey, I’m sorry, I’m not being rude, it’s just that you don’t matter

hay coco sweety

@coco

im all original hun. i dont copy and paste.

lol u to sweet

thanks dear. right back at ya.

COCO am here speaking to ya ,u dont wanna talk

[move] [/move]

Just look at you.
so you call yourself a man you are a worm go and crawl back into the whole were you came from.

You are not even worth an insult you are just air for me and it stinks.
Dont push me or i will bounch right into your face.

Whats that on your neck a pimple Oh its just your head

Your teeth are like the stars yellow and wide apart

How about, woman to man: IS IT IN YET?

OMG!! dat's gotta hurt!!

hah! lol