Mercychen:
Lol..
Abroad is not for this guy. Abeg just be coming back home.

Imagine gate-crashing a wedding ceremony just to have a taste of our own very jollof. He must have missed it so badly. I can't imagine not eating my favorite food just because I'm trapped in another man's land.

Me, I'll gate-crash any party for Afang soup if i find myself in a foreign land. I don't joke with my swallows.

This guy is just looking fresher and finer everyday. Evidence of leaving a decent and non-promiscuous life.

True (see emboldened )

BigDawsNet:
All scripted jare

*You wore same outfit colour
* Why did you off your coat...I taught you drink was supposed to be hidden under it
* Nobody will pack drink for an unknown man in a parry like dis...even if you are the celebrant...the server will show you something
* Nigerian recognize a celebrity when they see one...no one is hailing you
* I love his funny voice tho...but truth is ...the joke is only for 25years downward

They might be non alcoholic drinks and they cost less than £1.50. If you buy like 150 bottles of those, you’ll actually be looking for guest to drink them. They are sweet and fruity and not many people will like them.
There will be expensive alcoholic drinks as well remember.

But the quote you mentioned is saying something different

Toks2008:


The embolden is so true.

I dont know if there is something mysterious about it but people who don't sleep about usually look younger and fresher than their age

Jay5mie:
Not invited indeed, but you wear color of the day

So you never see an invitation card through a friend before? Definitely for him to have knowledge of the wedding, he probably see the invitation card with someone else or heard of it from another friend. Either way, he can get all the information he needed to be there but the point is that he was not invited.

KosiGee:


They might be non alcoholic drinks and they cost less than £1.50. If you buy like 150 bottles of those, you’ll actually be looking for guest to drink them. They are sweet and fruity and not many people will like them.
There will be expensive alcoholic drinks as well remember.

I understand

But it pretty obvious hez not a stranger

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BigDawsNet:



I understand

But it pretty obvious hez not a stranger

I dont think he gate crashed. It seems well planned. Imagine having someone videoing him while he sits comfortably collecting goodies.

When he pulled his jacket off him, I didn’t see evidence of the bottles. He might have removed and given them back.

OnlineArchitect:
And this is news too?

You're looking for news?

KosiGee:


I dont think he gate crashed. It seems well planned. Imagine having someone videoing him while he sits comfortably collecting goodies.

When he pulled his jacket off him, I didn’t see evidence of the bottles. He might have removed and given them back.

It's a nice funny video
But it's all for fun
I enjoyed the voice tho

Thanks for sharing this wonderful news. Buhari said he'll reduce the price of gas

Timoleon:

True (see emboldened )

Lol... Are you high? .
Somebody can not make error in peace again?

Mercychen:


Lol... Are you high? .
Somebody can not make error in peace again?

i should get high buts it’s too early in the week. The supposed mistake though seems like a correct word to me and completes the sentence for me. So I’ll accept it as you have submitted it. He is fresher after leaving a decent and non promiscuous life.

Is that a coded message that his wife cannot cook jollof rice for him?

Anyways let me face the stupid mod that banned my account for one month simply because I rebuked a Muslim terrorist wishing death to my lovely people. This mod, I would've wished you death in return but for the sake God and New Month, I forgive you. But behave yourself next time.

Timoleon:
i should get high buts it’s too early in the week. The supposed mistake though seems like a correct word to me and completes the sentence for me. So I’ll accept it as you have submitted it. He is fresher after leaving a decent and non promiscuous life.

Ok. But why did you have to point it out again since you feel it's correct.? .

Anyways thanks for helping me align to suit the original context even though this was not the context I meant it.

That’s where the joke is for me. That one word simply contradicts what you were saying. So I just added “true” even when it contradicts the context you were trying to create. Anyways good morning.

Mercychen:


Ok. But why did you have to point it out again since you feel it's correct.? .

Anyways thanks for helping me align to suit the original context even though this was not the context I meant it.

Timoleon:
That’s where the joke is for me. That one word simply contradicts what you were saying. So I just added “true” even when it contradicts the context you were trying to create. Anyways good morning.

Good morning. .

Omo I go try am next weekend. Never done it before but I wan see how e go work. Looks like fun.

Sophiebabe85:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g67gOIfAh0Q

Williams Uchemba attended a Nigeria wedding in London that he wasn't invited, just to eat jollof rice



https://www.instagram.com/tv/CVsXNOCo7uP/?utm_medium=copy_link

Yeyebrities and lies be like 5&6

Jay5mie:
Not invited indeed, but you wear color of the day

Busted

GayPontiff:


Funny guy.

He was 2years behind me then in my dept UNN and always made everyone laugh unknowingly. Always been his calling.

which year was that again?...I left unn 2017..but didn't meet him...

chitransco:
which year was that again?...I left unn 2017..but didn't meet him...

Lmaooooo....No how in the world you would have met him.

lkillbrokehoes:
How's this nonsense news? it seems Nigerian bloggers don't have any good thing to post again

Must you take everything serious ..the guy is having fun and sharing it with everyone ..get some sense of humor bro..But if you like am go hug transformer ....�

Sophiebabe85:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g67gOIfAh0Q

Williams Uchemba attended a Nigeria wedding in London that he wasn't invited, just to eat jollof rice



https://www.instagram.com/tv/CVsXNOCo7uP/?utm_medium=copy_link

I WOULD HAVE DONE THE SAMETHING TOO, BECAUSE I DONT KNOW WHY THIS PARTY JOLLOF RICE ALWAYS TASTE UNIQUE AND DIFFERENT, AND NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY, YOU CANT COOK IT AT HOME TO TASTE THE SAME, I DONT KNOW IF IT'S THE FIREWOOD THEY NORMALLY USE, I WAS ONCE AT A WEDDING RECEPTION, AND I HAD TO LITERALLY BRIBE THE LADY INCHARGE OF THE FOOD WITH 4K AND SHE GAVE ME 3 TAKE AWAY PACK TO TAKE HOME, AND MY GIRLFRIEND PLEADED WITH ME FOR 1 PLATE AND I REFUSED AND ASKED HER TO EAT THE RICE AND STEW SHE ALREADY PREPARED AND SHE BECAME ANGRY, DOES ANYBODY HAVE THE RECIPE HERE AND MODE OF PREPARATION?? PLEASE SHARE

Mercychen:
.
How is he wearing the color of the day?
They are wearing Ash and white while hes wearing an ash coat over a black top. M?..

It's also possible, He may have seen them while passing and quickly ran back home to wear the same color of jacket at least to gain entrance and not look odd.

people who are expert at gate-crashing parties can go to any length. You never see anything.

I LOVE UR RESPONSE

destinychidi:

I LOVE UR RESPONSE

Thanks dear.

qtguru:
Mo gbo mo ya party dey......... done it before I just happened to have the same material. Good Times

Good for you,at least it create memories out of your boring tech life.Whoever is dating you is trying please respect and appreciate her.Tech tech tech tech tech all the time, I wonder if you take this boring tech life to the bedroom as well.

Iyaebe:
Good for you,at least it create memories out of your boring tech life.Whoever is dating you is trying please respect and appreciate her.Tech tech tech tech tech all the time, I wonder if you take this boring tech life to the bedroom as well.

Don't be a bitch, its too early for that

qtguru:


Don't be a bitch, its too early for that

bringing out the rage in you once in a while gives me so much joy and makes me laugh so hard when you respond to my satisfaction.Techi Techi boy,if I know your girlfriend ehn I will cajole her into leaving you.

Iyaebe:
bringing out the rage in you once in a while gives me so much joy and makes me laugh so hard when you respond to my satisfaction.Techi Techi boy,if I know your girlfriend ehn I will cajole her into leaving you.

Lol zzor abeg free me. I don't post my social life biko, this one that you're thinking of me this early. I want to pray for us and the country

qtguru:


Lol zzor abeg free me. I don't post my social life biko, this one that you're thinking of me this early. I want to pray for us and the country

OK pray for me too,I need it badly as I'm beginning to miss church these days. But shey you know you overwork yourself abi,be finding time to relax and have fun so you won't miss out on anything, no be you look for the money wey your popsy take pay your momsy brideprice.

Iyaebe:
OK pray for me too,I need it badly as I'm beginning to miss church these days. But shey you know you overwork yourself abi,be finding time to relax and have fun so you won't miss out on anything, no be you look for the money wey your popsy take pay your momsy brideprice.

Church is necessary and God, you can see it in our society as people are living godless life. Just pray during free time. All will be well. Take care Happy Sunday