SportsHD:
Bruh.

It was on my 19th birthday. I've already started making some cool cash online then. Decided to celebrate it with my roommates.

But, the devil that day decided to talk to my roommate to tell me about trans amusement park near UI in ibadan here. So, we wanted to call Uber, since na night and after three drivers failed to come pick us up, we decided to carry okada. Mehnnn

It started raining when we came out of the house. Well, we don plan am so no wam, we go brave the rain.

Na so we sight one aboki. Flagged him down. It was around nine in the night and we were three so we all decided to hop on the same bike.

Mind you, I was already higher than Jehova, like Popcaan says. Was high on various grades of mariwawi. I was in a state of euphoria at the moment, coupled with the fact that, I'm celebrating my birthday for the first time.

Anyway, as we passed ojoo police station side, the road became free, we were virtually the only one on the road. So, the aboki decided to play rush hour with our lives. All I know was the bike was gaining speed. I was at the back, the breeze was coming fast onto my face. Was so fuvcking high, I was enjoying it.

All of a sudden, na so one coaster bus, stood at an intersection, wanting to move to the other side.

The bike man was also racing towards it, tried to hold the brake, the brake didn't work.

The road was slippery, the bike was just sliding at 60mph towards the stationary coaster bus. Na so my roommate wey dey front grabbed the okada steering from the bike man and was dragging the two brakes simultaneously.

Next thing I heard was gboaaah. We fell down and was sliding towards the busy intersection, there was like five cars there. Then we hit the coaster bus on the side, the bike man fainted, we all fell on the streets, my eye cleared straight!
I wanted to stand up, so that I don't get crushed by other cars, I couldn't, my legs weren't working. Abobi, I don dey panic. As I was dragging myself on the road to the curb, some passersby came to help us. Dragged me onto the curb. I wasn't even looking at my other roommates wether they've died or not. My concern was about my leg and why it's not working.

As I was recuperating and seeing that I didn't have any major bruises and my legs didn't break or anything, I told God that if I can walk again, I'll quit drinking and smoking.

My other roommates, came to meet me where I was. Apparently, they weren't hurt. The bike man has also been resuscitated.

Roommate now said, let's continue to the amusement park, I told him that I couldn't walk. He said it's a minor issue that since my legs aren't broken, that I should try and walk it off. I stood up with their help and decided to go home to nurse my wounds. The niggas just flagged a car down and told the driver to proceed to the amusement park. I wan cry.

Afterwards, when we got to the park, my legs was already gaining traction back, even though I was still hurting.

I still downed a bottle of lords gin and some Henny that night. Even topped it with amusement park kush. My hands were shaking as I was holding the cup and smoking.
Was shaking like an old man.

Then, Called one of our guys to come pick us up. Told him that I was involved in an accident that I couldn't walk.

When we entered his car, he said; na you bastards wey get accident dey reek of alcohol like this? I said; let's thank God for life bruh.

Could've landed in the hospital or worse that night.
Now, I have phobia of driving on express ways or sending someone on an errand and the person wants to use okada.

SportsHD:
Bruh.

It was on my 19th birthday. I've already started making some cool cash online then. Decided to celebrate it with my roommates.

But, the devil that day decided to talk to my roommate to tell me about trans amusement park near UI in ibadan here. So, we wanted to call Uber, since na night and after three drivers failed to come pick us up, we decided to carry okada. Mehnnn

It started raining when we came out of the house. Well, we don plan am so no wam, we go brave the rain.

Na so we sight one aboki. Flagged him down. It was around nine in the night and we were three so we all decided to hop on the same bike.

Mind you, I was already higher than Jehova, like Popcaan says. Was high on various grades of mariwawi. I was in a state of euphoria at the moment, coupled with the fact that, I'm celebrating my birthday for the first time.

Anyway, as we passed ojoo police station side, the road became free, we were virtually the only one on the road. So, the aboki decided to play rush hour with our lives. All I know was the bike was gaining speed. I was at the back, the breeze was coming fast onto my face. Was so fuvcking high, I was enjoying it.

All of a sudden, na so one coaster bus, stood at an intersection, wanting to move to the other side.

The bike man was also racing towards it, tried to hold the brake, the brake didn't work.

The road was slippery, the bike was just sliding at 60mph towards the stationary coaster bus. Na so my roommate wey dey front grabbed the okada steering from the bike man and was dragging the two brakes simultaneously.

Next thing I heard was gboaaah. We fell down and was sliding towards the busy intersection, there was like five cars there. Then we hit the coaster bus on the side, the bike man fainted, we all fell on the streets, my eye cleared straight!
I wanted to stand up, so that I don't get crushed by other cars, I couldn't, my legs weren't working. Abobi, I don dey panic. As I was dragging myself on the road to the curb, some passersby came to help us. Dragged me onto the curb. I wasn't even looking at my other roommates wether they've died or not. My concern was about my leg and why it's not working.

As I was recuperating and seeing that I didn't have any major bruises and my legs didn't break or anything, I told God that if I can walk again, I'll quit drinking and smoking.

My other roommates, came to meet me where I was. Apparently, they weren't hurt. The bike man has also been resuscitated.

Roommate now said, let's continue to the amusement park, I told him that I couldn't walk. He said it's a minor issue that since my legs aren't broken, that I should try and walk it off. I stood up with their help and decided to go home to nurse my wounds. The niggas just flagged a car down and told the driver to proceed to the amusement park. I wan cry.

Afterwards, when we got to the park, my legs was already gaining traction back, even though I was still hurting.

I still downed a bottle of lords gin and some Henny that night. Even topped it with amusement park kush. My hands were shaking as I was holding the cup and smoking.
Was shaking like an old man.

Then, Called one of our guys to come pick us up. Told him that I was involved in an accident that I couldn't walk.

When we entered his car, he said; na you bastards wey get accident dey reek of alcohol like this? I said; let's thank God for life bruh.

Could've landed in the hospital or worse that night.
Now, I have phobia of driving on express ways or sending someone on an errand and the person wants to use okada.

SportsHD:
Bruh.

It was on my 19th birthday. I've already started making some cool cash online then. Decided to celebrate it with my roommates.

But, the devil that day decided to talk to my roommate to tell me about trans amusement park near UI in ibadan here. So, we wanted to call Uber, since na night and after three drivers failed to come pick us up, we decided to carry okada. Mehnnn

It started raining when we came out of the house. Well, we don plan am so no wam, we go brave the rain.

Na so we sight one aboki. Flagged him down. It was around nine in the night and we were three so we all decided to hop on the same bike.

Mind you, I was already higher than Jehova, like Popcaan says. Was high on various grades of mariwawi. I was in a state of euphoria at the moment, coupled with the fact that, I'm celebrating my birthday for the first time.

Anyway, as we passed ojoo police station side, the road became free, we were virtually the only one on the road. So, the aboki decided to play rush hour with our lives. All I know was the bike was gaining speed. I was at the back, the breeze was coming fast onto my face. Was so fuvcking high, I was enjoying it.

All of a sudden, na so one coaster bus, stood at an intersection, wanting to move to the other side.

The bike man was also racing towards it, tried to hold the brake, the brake didn't work.

The road was slippery, the bike was just sliding at 60mph towards the stationary coaster bus. Na so my roommate wey dey front grabbed the okada steering from the bike man and was dragging the two brakes simultaneously.

Next thing I heard was gboaaah. We fell down and was sliding towards the busy intersection, there was like five cars there. Then we hit the coaster bus on the side, the bike man fainted, we all fell on the streets, my eye cleared straight!
I wanted to stand up, so that I don't get crushed by other cars, I couldn't, my legs weren't working. Abobi, I don dey panic. As I was dragging myself on the road to the curb, some passersby came to help us. Dragged me onto the curb. I wasn't even looking at my other roommates wether they've died or not. My concern was about my leg and why it's not working.

As I was recuperating and seeing that I didn't have any major bruises and my legs didn't break or anything, I told God that if I can walk again, I'll quit drinking and smoking.

My other roommates, came to meet me where I was. Apparently, they weren't hurt. The bike man has also been resuscitated.

Roommate now said, let's continue to the amusement park, I told him that I couldn't walk. He said it's a minor issue that since my legs aren't broken, that I should try and walk it off. I stood up with their help and decided to go home to nurse my wounds. The niggas just flagged a car down and told the driver to proceed to the amusement park. I wan cry.

Afterwards, when we got to the park, my legs was already gaining traction back, even though I was still hurting.

I still downed a bottle of lords gin and some Henny that night. Even topped it with amusement park kush. My hands were shaking as I was holding the cup and smoking.
Was shaking like an old man.

Then, Called one of our guys to come pick us up. Told him that I was involved in an accident that I couldn't walk.

When we entered his car, he said; na you bastards wey get accident dey reek of alcohol like this? I said; let's thank God for life bruh.

Could've landed in the hospital or worse that night.
Now, I have phobia of driving on express ways or sending someone on an errand and the person wants to use okada.

Sterope:
Another proof that women are not the reason die young.

SportsHD:
Bruh.

It was on my 19th birthday. I've already started making some cool cash online then. Decided to celebrate it with my roommates.

But, the devil that day decided to talk to my roommate to tell me about trans amusement park near UI in ibadan here. So, we wanted to call Uber, since na night and after three drivers failed to come pick us up, we decided to carry okada. Mehnnn

It started raining when we came out of the house. Well, we don plan am so no wam, we go brave the rain.

Na so we sight one aboki. Flagged him down. It was around nine in the night and we were three so we all decided to hop on the same bike.

Mind you, I was already higher than Jehova, like Popcaan says. Was high on various grades of mariwawi. I was in a state of euphoria at the moment, coupled with the fact that, I'm celebrating my birthday for the first time.

Anyway, as we passed ojoo police station side, the road became free, we were virtually the only one on the road. So, the aboki decided to play rush hour with our lives. All I know was the bike was gaining speed. I was at the back, the breeze was coming fast onto my face. Was so fuvcking high, I was enjoying it.

All of a sudden, na so one coaster bus, stood at an intersection, wanting to move to the other side.

The bike man was also racing towards it, tried to hold the brake, the brake didn't work.

The road was slippery, the bike was just sliding at 60mph towards the stationary coaster bus. Na so my roommate wey dey front grabbed the okada steering from the bike man and was dragging the two brakes simultaneously.

Next thing I heard was gboaaah. We fell down and was sliding towards the busy intersection, there was like five cars there. Then we hit the coaster bus on the side, the bike man fainted, we all fell on the streets, my eye cleared straight!
I wanted to stand up, so that I don't get crushed by other cars, I couldn't, my legs weren't working. Abobi, I don dey panic. As I was dragging myself on the road to the curb, some passersby came to help us. Dragged me onto the curb. I wasn't even looking at my other roommates wether they've died or not. My concern was about my leg and why it's not working.

As I was recuperating and seeing that I didn't have any major bruises and my legs didn't break or anything, I told God that if I can walk again, I'll quit drinking and smoking.

My other roommates, came to meet me where I was. Apparently, they weren't hurt. The bike man has also been resuscitated.

Roommate now said, let's continue to the amusement park, I told him that I couldn't walk. He said it's a minor issue that since my legs aren't broken, that I should try and walk it off. I stood up with their help and decided to go home to nurse my wounds. The niggas just flagged a car down and told the driver to proceed to the amusement park. I wan cry.

Afterwards, when we got to the park, my legs was already gaining traction back, even though I was still hurting.

I still downed a bottle of lords gin and some Henny that night. Even topped it with amusement park kush. My hands were shaking as I was holding the cup and smoking.
Was shaking like an old man.

Then, Called one of our guys to come pick us up. Told him that I was involved in an accident that I couldn't walk.

When we entered his car, he said; na you bastards wey get accident dey reek of alcohol like this? I said; let's thank God for life bruh.

Could've landed in the hospital or worse that night.
Now, I have phobia of driving on express ways or sending someone on an errand and the person wants to use okada.

Mariangeles:




Seriously, guys can be very recklessly careless.
Imagine after just being in an accident, they still had minds to go ahead with their party plans.
Not minding that they needed urgent medical check-up at that point...they might've sustained internal injuries o.

SportsHD:
Bruh.

It was on my 19th birthday. I've already started making some cool cash online then. Decided to celebrate it with my roommates.

But, the devil that day decided to talk to my roommate to tell me about trans amusement park near UI in ibadan here. So, we wanted to call Uber, since na night and after three drivers failed to come pick us up, we decided to carry okada. Mehnnn

It started raining when we came out of the house. Well, we don plan am so no wam, we go brave the rain.

Na so we sight one aboki. Flagged him down. It was around nine in the night and we were three so we all decided to hop on the same bike.

Mind you, I was already higher than Jehova, like Popcaan says. Was high on various grades of mariwawi. I was in a state of euphoria at the moment, coupled with the fact that, I'm celebrating my birthday for the first time.

Anyway, as we passed ojoo police station side, the road became free, we were virtually the only one on the road. So, the aboki decided to play rush hour with our lives. All I know was the bike was gaining speed. I was at the back, the breeze was coming fast onto my face. Was so fuvcking high, I was enjoying it.

All of a sudden, na so one coaster bus, stood at an intersection, wanting to move to the other side.

The bike man was also racing towards it, tried to hold the brake, the brake didn't work.

The road was slippery, the bike was just sliding at 60mph towards the stationary coaster bus. Na so my roommate wey dey front grabbed the okada steering from the bike man and was dragging the two brakes simultaneously.

Next thing I heard was gboaaah. We fell down and was sliding towards the busy intersection, there was like five cars there. Then we hit the coaster bus on the side, the bike man fainted, we all fell on the streets, my eye cleared straight!
I wanted to stand up, so that I don't get crushed by other cars, I couldn't, my legs weren't working. Abobi, I don dey panic. As I was dragging myself on the road to the curb, some passersby came to help us. Dragged me onto the curb. I wasn't even looking at my other roommates wether they've died or not. My concern was about my leg and why it's not working.

As I was recuperating and seeing that I didn't have any major bruises and my legs didn't break or anything, I told God that if I can walk again, I'll quit drinking and smoking.

My other roommates, came to meet me where I was. Apparently, they weren't hurt. The bike man has also been resuscitated.

Roommate now said, let's continue to the amusement park, I told him that I couldn't walk. He said it's a minor issue that since my legs aren't broken, that I should try and walk it off. I stood up with their help and decided to go home to nurse my wounds. The niggas just flagged a car down and told the driver to proceed to the amusement park. I wan cry.

Afterwards, when we got to the park, my legs was already gaining traction back, even though I was still hurting.

I still downed a bottle of lords gin and some Henny that night. Even topped it with amusement park kush. My hands were shaking as I was holding the cup and smoking.
Was shaking like an old man.

Then, Called one of our guys to come pick us up. Told him that I was involved in an accident that I couldn't walk.

When we entered his car, he said; na you bastards wey get accident dey reek of alcohol like this? I said; let's thank God for life bruh.

Could've landed in the hospital or worse that night.
Now, I have phobia of driving on express ways or sending someone on an errand and the person wants to use okada.

YourFavorite21:
no be small thing o, Thank God, hope you went for check-up in the hospital?

samuel051:
After a long night of drinking with my guys,rain started falling and I couldn't get bike,started trekking home with half bottle of magic moment drink(3rd bottle we drank that night among other liquors). Instead of mumu me to go home,I go branch one girl house,jump fence enter(around 1:15am or so),she was happy to see me,gave me one mumu rice and head of fish,I managed to eat and we talked and talked about what I can't even remember till next generation due to highness. One thing lead to 13things and as she remove night gown (the short knicker and top own,not the long gown type)..Blood of tblachoc, d SAINT OBI abi na SAINT LOUIS wey full d room,my highness fly once..na once I grab my alcohol begin follow up,I almost died that night,how I made it alive and still got home the next morning in one piece is still a mystery science cannot explain till date.if I wasn't armed with that magic moment,only God knows where I for dey now.

samuel051:
After a long night of drinking with my guys,rain started falling and I couldn't get bike,started trekking home with half bottle of magic moment drink(3rd bottle we drank that night among other liquors). Instead of mumu me to go home,I go branch one girl house,jump fence enter(around 1:15am or so),she was happy to see me,gave me one mumu rice and head of fish,I managed to eat and we talked and talked about what I can't even remember till next generation due to highness. One thing lead to 13things and as she remove night gown (the short knicker and top own,not the long gown type)..Blood of tblachoc, d SAINT OBI abi na SAINT LOUIS wey full d room,my highness fly once..na once I grab my alcohol begin follow up,I almost died that night,how I made it alive and still got home the next morning in one piece is still a mystery science cannot explain till date.if I wasn't armed with that magic moment,only God knows where I for dey now.

Werey!

Na only you know wetin carry you branch there. Agaracha!

Nonsense and onye añuruma!

Olumighty123:
Well, my wife attended UI, she had to defer her admission due to given birth to our first son, he was a year old and she was to travel back to ibadan to continue to her studies. we live in Lagos and I decided to travel with her so I could travel back to Lagos the next day, boarded a bus and I'm the type who doesn't ever sleep during bus trips, I and my wife sat two rows behind the driver, I'm usually on the lookout at the driver through the inner mirror, just to see if the driver isn't sleeping or anything, I checked every minutes. It was a little after shagamu that my wife called my attention to the driver sleeping, told her I'm checking him out too but he's wasn't sleeping, my wife repeated this and I called the driver, Driver, Driver, no response, then the next thing, we fell to the low side of that road, if you ply that route you would understand. this happened before the reconstruction of the Lagos ibadan express road. Haven't maneuovered and going towards the incoming vehicles, a guy just behind the driver stepped to the front and took over the steering to get us back on track, then this driver woke and with shock, moved back to our lane then this truck coming just behind the bus almost crashed us, during this period, my baby and almost everyone fell to the floor of the bus, people screaming and all that, I was scared to death but kept my cool, this man seating besides the driver didn't wake until people started screaming. We were sha able to put everything in order, Driver pulled over so we could come down and calm our nerves, Driver pleaded, says he just got back from kogi that morning, that he hasn't had any sleep, we asked him why he didn't sleep, says he was in debt and needed to make money.. so baba, you choose to play with our life's with your own greed abi? We sha bought him kolanut, plantain chip and bottled water and we ordered him not to go beyond certain speed limit. We choose to do this because there was no way we would get a bus at that particular point, we had no choice but to buy him stuffs to keep his mouth moving, plus someone else moved to the front seat and thank God we got to IB safe and sound, no one was hurt, it was a near death experience I would never forgot. I had phobia for years but I have now gotten over it. Sorry for the typos, I didn't proof read

samuel051:
After a long night of drinking with my guys,rain started falling and I couldn't get bike,started trekking home with half bottle of magic moment drink(3rd bottle we drank that night among other liquors). Instead of mumu me to go home,I go branch one girl house,jump fence enter(around 1:15am or so),she was happy to see me,gave me one mumu rice and head of fish,I managed to eat and we talked and talked about what I can't even remember till next generation due to highness. One thing lead to 13things and as she remove night gown (the short knicker and top own,not the long gown type)..Blood of tblachoc, d SAINT OBI abi na SAINT LOUIS wey full d room,my highness fly once..na once I grab my alcohol begin follow up,I almost died that night,how I made it alive and still got home the next morning in one piece is still a mystery science cannot explain till date.if I wasn't armed with that magic moment,only God knows where I for dey now.

truthsayer009:
1. 2011, I was traveling to ibadan, a church member drove the car and I was at the passenger seat. Three armed men came out in the middle of the express with AK49. We pretended to obey them and slowed down a bit then accelerated suddenly, they started shooting at us. Luckily we were not hit as we bent our heads below the dashboard. Thats how we escaped.

2. My Ethiopian airline mid-night flight from Frankfurt had so much turbulence. At a point I felt the plane actually falling, I already confessed all my sins cause I knew what was coming and I lost hope, at least let me make heaven. Luckily the plane stabilised after 3 hours and we got our destination some hours later. Those were the longest 3 hours of my life so far.

Thats all I can remember for now.

Lamanii22:



Are you trying to be funny? Abi .. I don't understand you...

chieni:

Am I the only one who did not understand your story?

Mariangeles:


Werey!

Na only you know wetin carry you branch there. Agaracha!

Nonsense and onye añuruma!

samuel051:
its meant for 18+, because only them can connote the meaning of saint obi and saint Louis.