Buhari is the cause

I smell

Cork and Bull stories.

Have you married that girl ? Marry her o.

We need her CARD.

It's simple. When im dey chop too, carry spoon nd spoon away.

Mylordmygod1:
Not that i'm stingy o, but there is this my friend that anytime i tell him to join me when i'm eating, he dosn't waste time to wash his hand or pick spoon to help me finish my food with me.. even if the food is very small, he won't consider it..

If the food is not enough, i will not mind.. But he dosn't care whether the food small or not..

And i'm not that type that will bring out food and won't ask you to join, even though i don't mean it..

E be like say i go dey stop to ask him to join me oo..

I'm not saying you are stingy o, but should incase you don't want someone to join you when you're about eating, what will you do?

So in Nigeria come and join me has become a greeting rather than the main thing ?

Radionigeria:
Exactly the type of friends that i have.. I always make sure say my door and windows are properly locked when ever i'm eating.. Things are costly abeg.

Patto5050:
use imo people style na, they will say, make i do as u did. copy them.

Our Land lady use to say this back then

Next time "you meet me well" suffices.

Mylordmygod1:
Not that i'm stingy o, but there is this my friend that anytime i tell him to join me when i'm eating, he dosn't waste time to wash his hand or pick spoon to help me finish my food with me.. even if the food is very small, he won't consider it..

If the food is not enough, i will not mind.. But he dosn't care whether the food small or not..

And i'm not that type that will bring out food and won't ask you to join, even though i don't mean it..

E be like say i go dey stop to ask him to join me oo..

I'm not saying you are stingy o, but should incase you don't want someone to join you when you're about eating, what will you do?

Do not eat the food of a stingy person;Do not crave his delicacies,
For he is like one keeping accounts. “Eat and drink,” he says to you, but he does not mean it. You will vomit up the morsels you have eatenAnd will have wasted your compliments. proverb:23,6-8.

After reading this please judge yourself!

I come from a place where

Happy birthday na fake love
Come and join me sef na fake love!!

If this ur friend nor dey eat your food na only u go still complain. Even if na biscuit I dey eat self I like dey share it gives me joy

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Bia chen , ibu onye igbo ?
Otutu okwu is the correct word not otutu oku

Lol.. abum onyen igbo. ma na igbo mu a dicha correct Maka amughi mu na ala igbo.
Thanks for the correction though. I'm still learning. It was yoruba I did in school kez I was born in lasgidi.

@

topic ... whenever you want to eat and there are some people around you
Just tell them ... bikonu sinu ebea pua ka nrie nri
They will understand.

Lol... I wouldn't do that. Better to remain silent because anything I say might be used against me when I go visiting them. Hahahahaaaa...

Mylordmygod1:
as in eh.. Him no dey understand say the come join no be serious one.

There use to be a time when u won't mind, infact, you will be glad to share. But this APC era where prices of foodstuffs has skyrocketed. Sorry bro.

Davash222:

Kedu ihe n'esere gi na enyi gi nwanyi?

A maghu'm o.

Obi di mercychen iro.

See how she quoted a simple comment that was meant to be a joke, and poured out all the bitterness in her.
I forgot we're not all blessed with a sense of humour.
I probably give her sleepless nights.

Mercychen:
author=emmabest2000 post=107582962]


Lol.. abum onyen igbo. ma na igbo mu a dicha correct Maka amughi mu na ala igbo.
Thanks for the correction though. I'm still learning. It was yoruba I did in school kez I was born in lasgidi.

@

Lol... I wouldn't do that. Better to remain silent because anything I say might be used against me when I go visiting them. Hahahahaaaa...

Lol...

Mylordmygod1:
Not that i'm stingy o, but there is this my friend that anytime i tell him to join me when i'm eating, he dosn't waste time to wash his hand or pick spoon to help me finish my food with me.. even if the food is very small, he won't consider it..

If the food is not enough, i will not mind.. But he dosn't care whether the food small or not..

And i'm not that type that will bring out food and won't ask you to join, even though i don't mean it..

E be like say i go dey stop to ask him to join me oo..

I'm not saying you are stingy o, but should incase you don't want someone to join you when you're about eating, what will you do?

then stop saying what you don't mean

Radionigeria:
Exactly the type of friends that i have.. I always make sure say my door and windows are properly locked when ever i'm eating.. Things are costly abeg.

Stingy man. Lolzz

Mylordmygod1:
be sincere, if your friend ask you to join her knowing well that the food will not be enough for her alone, what will you do?

There's joy in sharing! Or abi because country hard that popular saying no work again?

Mylordmygod1:
as in eh.. Him no dey understand say the come join no be serious one.

Funny,

Notyourtype:
If i ask you to join me and you start to wash your hand, before you wash that hand finish i done cover my food carry am go back inside.. You dey mad! For this buhari regime

hahahaha
my tummy
Bro ...Too funny abeg

Mariangeles:


A maghu'm o.

Obi di mercychen iro.

See how she quoted a simple comment that was meant to be a joke, and poured out all the bitterness in her.
I forgot we're not all blessed with a sense of humour.
I probably give her sleepless nights.

Oh... Now you know how it feels to jump on people's mention out of nowhere to rubbish their comment? I bet you've forgotten you're the Chief of such things

The other day you mentioned me on a thread just to trash-talk me. You even went to the extent of trying to rubbish my profession. You didn't realize you were being acrimonious that day. hun?... Now you turn around to say I'm bitter? haha!
Bitter over what if I may ask? How dumb!

Look, I don't know you from Adam but I just noticed you're always trying to rubbish my comments for reasons best known to you.
You even threatened to continue picking on me and that I should try to make you stop. Like huh?? What was that for ** shrugs** anyways, you know what? I DONT CARE!

If it makes you happy to keep jumping on my mentions like the "Enwen" that you are, then the pleasure is all mine.
You're welcome anytime.

Please note. I don't know you and don't have any bitterness against you.

Buzz off!

Ishilove:
Next time "you meet me well" suffices.

Ishilove

tunize:
If this ur friend nor dey eat your food na only u go still complain. Even if na biscuit I dey eat self I like dey share it gives me joy

If you dey chop your wife too abeg share. It will give you joy �

Instead of telling him to join you, you can ask him if he will still eat. If shame no catch am then your friend matter pass me, we go leave am for the gods to settle..

Mercychen:

!

I no n'oge gi?

O ga kara gi mma na I wedatara obi o, maka na uzo adighi n'uzo ahu I choro I tinye ishi.
Maka Chukwu, I jihu ike'm o. Kwanyere onwe gi ugwu.

That's why I don't eat with friends no matter how close we are, if they come to my house they can eat all they want. Ordinary food person chop with you problem.

Mariangeles:


I no n'oge gi?

O ga kara gi mma na I wedatara obi o, maka na uzo adighi n'uzo ahu I choro I tinye ishi.
Maka Chukwu, I jihu ike'm o. Kwanyere onwe gi ugwu.

Imagine what she's saying?

What exactly are you talking about?

Which way am I putting my head that is eating you up? Hey!!!!! See me o.

Look, don't try me o. Just let me be my neutral and jovial self on here.

Just be off my mentions and face your lane..

Imagine!!!... Hian!

Mylordmygod1:
Not that i'm stingy o, but there is this my friend that anytime i tell him to join me when i'm eating, he dosn't waste time to wash his hand or pick spoon to help me finish my food with me.. even if the food is very small, he won't consider it..

If the food is not enough, i will not mind.. But he dosn't care whether the food small or not..

And i'm not that type that will bring out food and won't ask you to join, even though i don't mean it..

E be like say i go dey stop to ask him to join me oo..

I'm not saying you are stingy o, but should incase you don't want someone to join you when you're about eating, what will you do?

Come and eat with me has caused more harm than good in our society today. But don't stop being good to people Sha, whether they want to finish your food or not don't let it bother you.

Mercychen:
Why invite someone to join you when you don't actually mean it?

Don't even try to condemn the guy because he didn't ask you for food. You invited him and he did nothing wrong by joining you. So, can't blame him knowing full well theres hunger in the land.
Who would see an opportunity to quench hunger this period and not jump at it?

If he was of the habit of dipping hands into your food uninvited, it would have been a different thing but that doesn't seem to be the case here. So

Abeg free the guy and stop calling him to join you.




That's a delicate phrase to use in this period and shouldn't be abused otherwise you face the consequences.

Longer throat girl spotted

Next time, after saying "Come and Join me" add this "Lean on mean nor mean say make you press me die"
If he doesn't get it, forget about it.
Never call him again.!!!

May your good deeds not lead to your downfall!!!!

Mylordmygod1:
Not that i'm stingy o, but there is this my friend that anytime i tell him to join me when i'm eating, he dosn't waste time to wash his hand or pick spoon to help me finish my food with me.. even if the food is very small, he won't consider it..

If the food is not enough, i will not mind.. But he dosn't care whether the food small or not..

And i'm not that type that will bring out food and won't ask you to join, even though i don't mean it..

E be like say i go dey stop to ask him to join me oo..

I'm not saying you are stingy o, but should incase you don't want someone to join you when you're about eating, what will you do?

Mylordmygod1:


If the food is not enough, i will not mind.. But he dosn't care whether the food small or not..

And i'm not that type that will bring out food and won't ask you to join, even though i don't mean it..

E be like say i go dey stop to ask him to join me oo..

should incase you don't want someone to join you when you're about eating, what will you do?

The words in bold is what you should do

On a serious note tho we should share, yet people should use their senses, if I perceive what u are offering is small and depending on ur resources no matter how hungry I feel I will just say thank u, for this regime a tuber of yam is 1k someone will spent 1.5 for yam and stew and just because he merely say come and join u go wash hand, haba