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Lol by satos: 4:22pm On Jun 07, 2011 |
PHONE IN PROGRAM Rhythm FM 8am today PRESENTER: What's your contribution? CALLER: There is this lady I wanted in my life shortly after my NYSC, but all my efforts proved abortive, she wouldn't pick my calls, she would laugh at me while passing by, for reasons best known to her! Five months later, I was able to get my apartment, get a new car, courtesy of a contract job I secured with a major oil company. Now, most of the missed calls I have are hers, barrage of SMS and all that. I am confused on what to do. Please help me out. PRESENTER: Listen up! You pick up your phone now; give her a call, letting her know you'll be at her house in 2 hours. You take a cool shower; wear a nice outfit and an attention-catching perfume. When it’s exactly 2 hours, you call her and tell her that you'll be there in another 2 hours. When the 2 hours are now over, you now drive down to her house, get down from d car, walk to her house, knock on her door. Once she opens the door, with †ђξ sexiest smile you have got, stylishly look into her eyes, draw her slowly to yourself, take your mouth close to her ear and whisper "Thunder fire your head" |
Re: Lol by MrCork17: 4:27pm On Jun 07, 2011 |
bro. what did you smoke? |
Re: Lol by satos: 4:50pm On Jun 07, 2011 |
Mr cork wetin carry smoke come here? |
Re: Lol by MMM2(m): 5:11pm On Jun 07, 2011 |
go 2 her house and fu-ck her and tell her it is over. |
Re: Lol by 190: 5:17pm On Jun 07, 2011 |
Mr, Cork: Palm kernel back |
Re: Lol by chibaby5(f): 5:19pm On Jun 07, 2011 |
@topic Lmao nice one BUT Mind ur face cuz it myt b colliding with da door da next second |
Re: Lol by 190: 5:23pm On Jun 07, 2011 |
^ |
Re: Lol by Ranoscky(m): 5:50pm On Jun 07, 2011 |
Nice 1, man. Nice 1! E b lyk say I go usam 4 1 yeye gal wey dey always worry me. Afta askin about her, mom, dad, brov, sis and other things [with a COMA KNOCKED smile on ma face], I'll just whisper silently to her ears "madness dey worry u 4 nyash." Then leave! |
Re: Lol by Nobody: 5:59pm On Jun 07, 2011 |
Lol. God punish some girls. This story reminds me of one smallie whey i been don dey chase the time when man still dey find work and money no dey hand. I spend the little money whey dey my hand on her and she still had the forking guts to ask me once, "have you ever given me anything?". By the time small money don dey enter man pikin hand, come see as this yeye smallie come dey plan our marriage. She no let me rest with midnight calls, text and calls. Na on top facebook d e.diot see my wedding pix. She no even believe say person whey dey follow am plan wedding don go do wedding for her back. Thunder faya her yansh! |
Re: Lol by chibaby5(f): 6:08pm On Jun 07, 2011 |
190: Have u experienced slammed door on ya face b4? |
Re: Lol by MrCork17: 6:09pm On Jun 07, 2011 |
chi-baby. sweeery do you also have mustache? |
Re: Lol by chibaby5(f): 6:16pm On Jun 07, 2011 |
Mr. .Cork sugarr are u always on ur period? |
Re: Lol by Odunnu: 6:33pm On Jun 07, 2011 |
pDude:They finally changed your username? Congrats. chi-baby:Classic! |
Re: Lol by chibaby5(f): 6:52pm On Jun 07, 2011 |
Odunnu: Dat dude is just a paami boiy |
Re: Lol by koolkamzzy(m): 7:14pm On Jun 07, 2011 |
Can't stop laughing loud @ TUNDER FIRE HER YANSH! |
Re: Lol by satos: 2:23pm On Jun 08, 2011 |
thounder fire her nyash my people, hahahahaha |
Re: Lol by Sijo01(f): 2:55pm On Jun 08, 2011 |
she gat no pride. infact she's a disgrace to |
Re: Lol by tolu001: 3:55pm On Jun 08, 2011 |
hehe. . . that got me cracking ma ribs |
Re: Lol by 190: 3:59pm On Jun 08, 2011 |
chi-baby: So u wanna slam me in the bed No thanks, do wat u gatta do, why r u diffikult |
Re: Lol by lourash(m): 6:58pm On Jun 08, 2011 |
chi-baby: thats defination of classic !!! |
Re: Lol by swaggninja(m): 8:22am On Jun 09, 2011 |
@ topic very nice one. very very nice.what a stupid and opportunistic girl.mcheeew! |
Re: Lol by 190: 8:28am On Jun 09, 2011 |
satos: [size=48pt]DEATH!![/size] |
Re: Lol by cynthoney(f): 10:29am On Jun 09, 2011 |
old joke! i need something new, jor!!! |
Re: Lol by lysaa(f): 12:45pm On Jun 09, 2011 |
Hmm! A man has got nothing on a woman with game. Lol. The girl nor try at all. |
Re: Lol by Gsmxpert(m): 8:09am On Jun 18, 2011 |
@chi-baby waooo am in luv with ya pic no nat ya pic entire u |
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