Have you ever gone out of your way to please a lady? Let me share mind first.

I remember my third year in school, a fiend of mine visited my school to write her Post Utme. UNN precise. That was in 2014. I took her to a restaurant to eat, i bought food for her and watch her while she eat.

When she asked if I wasn't going to eat, I said No I'm not hungry. Ladies and gents, the kind hunger dey fire me that time eh, only God knows. But as a student surviving on 10k per month, I do all my cookings and eat only at home to save cost.

Well I think that's the far I have ever gone. Thank God for life shaaa... Things done soft.

These days, I really don't put efforts in pleasing anyone, not even the female folks. If it's not convenient for me, forget it!

I once travelled from Lagos to Abuja with God is Good motors, to see my beloved girlfriend. On getting to Utako, the driver she sent to pick me happens to be her main boyfriend.

It ended in pains and agony. Esther, your wedding cake must fall on your wedding day!

What about how far a girl has gone to please me?

Without trying to sound brash, in a lot of ways, I'd say I have some anti-simp tactics in place.

I don't go out of my way to please a lady, I got in my radar. While in Uni in the 90's I watched with utmost disdain how guys would save their meagre feeding allowance to take a lady out.

Back then till now, I don't joke with my tommy.

So back then, if I get to spend above #5k on your matter, I cut my losses and hit the road.

These days, I don't waste my time chasing women.

I have never met money, I never liked.

MufasaLion:


What about how far a girl has gone to please me?

Nigerian girls please you

That selfish, self-centered and inconsiderate gender will never go out of line to please any man. They'll rather die first.

Kriss216:

Nigerian girls please you

That selfish, self-centered and inconsiderate gender will never go out of line to please any man. They'll rather die first.

What have they done to you that bad?

I hv carried a heavy load on my shoulder for up to half a kilometer claiming like it's nothing just to please by one babe like that...Though everything later go well sha

Vaginarians call me a monster today forgetting that even satan was once an angel. My story was so bad that I had to literally restart my life after the daughter of Jezebel I once called my love destroyed me financially.

MufasaLion:


What have they done to you that bad?

They will definitely reap the fruit of their wickedness towards mankind.

I was asking Cynthia out, she said she like Godly man, I started going to fellowship, she said she doesn't like people that drink, I stopped drinking, she said she like caring man, I started calling everyday, she wants a leader, I started contesting for school election, she doesn't like people that stay out late, I started going home early from school. I became everything she wanted. I broke boundaries just to please her for eight months. I have never loved anyone the way I loved her. There was only a thin line between obsession and my love for her. But she never accepted to date me.


Secondly, I slept in a lady's house just to please her, something I don't like doing.

Kriss216:

They will definitely reap the fruit of their wickedness towards mankind.

Still bitter Chris? Learn ta move on!

MufasaLion:


What about how far a girl has gone to please me?

Don't mind them...

The things I've done? Stealing my mom's cash to help them out... I didn't really like them, but I cared... My mum makes money, she didn't miss the few thousands I took from her purse... I don't regret it...

Other time, I gave my money to buy my medication (blood tonic ₦3500) to a guy to travel to Kogi so play football... Still didn't love him... But he was broke and i was a bit fond of him...

But I can't give a man money anymore... Realised something, whenever I couldn't, they get mad... One guy from Abia State, a Facebook friend blocked me...sent him ₦5000... He was cool initially... But when I couldn't a couple days later, he became really nasty...

Someone I ain't ever met...

I won't take money from a guy... I definitely ain't giving ever again... Unless I know it's really important...

People are so entitled...

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Datboredberry:
Still bitter Chris? Learn ta move on!


Don't mind them...

The things I've done? Stealing my mom's cash to help them out... I didn't really like them, but I cared... My mum makes money, she didn't miss the few thousands I took from her purse... I don't regret it...

Other time, I gave my money to buy my medication (blood tonic ₦3500) to a guy to travel to Kogi so play football... Still didn't love him... But he was broke and i was a bit fond of him...

But I can't give a man money anymore... Realised something, whenever I couldn't, they get mad... One guy from Abia State, a Facebook friend blocked me...sent him ₦5000... He was cool initially... But when I couldn't a couple days later, he became really nasty...

Someone I ain't ever met...

I won't take money from a guy... I definitely ain't giving ever again... Unless I know it's really important...

People are so entitled...

Your post reek of lies

Smartb0y:


Your post reek of lies

Funny the last dude I mentioned is a Nairalander...

I ain't lying...

I once gave my neighbour foodstuffs from my home, I was 16... I'm 18 now...

Tubers of yam, bag of rice, tomatoes and pepper and all that...

Sometimes, I would use whatever little cash I had to buy provisions for him... Cornflakes, milk, milo... Then give him the change...

But I like to give... Maternal instincts...

We broke up recently... He screamed at me... Because he finally realised that he was the only one in the relationship...

I didn't like him... He kinda dragged me along...

Datboredberry:


Don't mind them...

The things I've done? Stealing my mom's cash to help them out... I didn't really like them, but I cared... My mum makes money, she didn't miss the few thousands I took from her purse... I don't regret it...

Other time, I gave my money to buy my medication (blood tonic ₦3500) to a guy to travel to Kogi so play football... Still didn't love him... But he was broke and i was a bit fond of him...

But I can't give a man money anymore... Realised something, whenever I couldn't, they get mad... One guy from Abia State, a Facebook friend blocked me...sent him ₦5000... He was cool initially... But when I couldn't a couple days later, he became really nasty...

Someone I ain't ever met...

I won't take money from a guy... I definitely ain't giving ever again... Unless I know it's really important...

People are so entitled...

So you saying, you ain't gonna give me money?

hmmmm.

Talking about pleasing a girl, i will never in my life please a girl because i was create different and also i don't know how to please
If i offend you i will tender apology and if you are doing one kain kain because i say sorry i will tell you fvck off ain't get time for nonsense

Demigod22:
I was asking Cynthia out, she said she like Godly man, I started going to fellowship, she said she doesn't like people that drink, I stopped drinking, she said she like caring man, I started calling everyday, she wants a leader, I started contesting for school election, she doesn't like people that stay out late, I started going home early from school. I became everything she wanted. I broke boundaries just to please her for eight months. I have never loved anyone the way I loved her. There was only a thin line between obsession and my love for her. But she never accepted to date me.


Secondly, I slept in a lady's house just to please her, something I don't like doing.

come here you need knock

MufasaLion:


So you saying, you ain't gonna give me money?

Lol...
You know why I quoted you... Tell me what a girl's gone... I'll try harder...

Datboredberry:
Lol...
You know why I quoted you... Tell me what a girl's gone... I'll try harder...

I ain't saying nothing.

I might say it when you do something.

Kriss216:
I once travelled from Lagos to Abuja with God is Good motors, to see my beloved girlfriend. On getting to Utako, the driver she sent to pick me happens to be her main boyfriend.

It ended in pains and agony. Esther, your wedding cake must fall on your wedding day!

Woow....

It was she who literally went out of her way to see you.

Datboredberry:




I didn't like him... He kinda dragged me along...

I'm guessing there's someone you really like huh

Odoogu:



Woow....

It was she who literally went out of her way to see you.

Literally


@datboredberry, I've moved on already even before you were born.

Datboredberry:
Funny the last dude I mentioned is a Nairalander...

I ain't lying...

I once gave my neighbour foodstuffs from my home, I was 16... I'm 18 now...

Tubers of yam, bag of rice, tomatoes and pepper and all that...

Sometimes, I would use whatever little cash I had to buy provisions for him... Cornflakes, milk, milo... Then give him the change...

But I like to give... Maternal instincts...

We broke up recently... He screamed at me... Because he finally realised that he was the only one in the relationship...

I didn't like him... He kinda dragged me along...

You give too much.

Maybe you should be a care giver!

why should I please the fishy smelling pussy people, luciferr forbid

MufasaLion:


I ain't saying nothing.

I might say it when you do something.

That's the point! I need more information.... Stalking you ain't helping my cause... Seems I need to be more aggressive!!!

Smartb0y:


I'm guessing there's someone you really like huh

I created a diary for him!!!! Yes...

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Kriss216:

Literally


@datboredberry, I've moved on already even before you were born.

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Odoogu:



You give too much.

Maybe you should be a care giver!

I wanna be a doctor...

But I do care... It doesn't mean I love... I just hate the idea of someone suffering... Because I have...

I've starved... My mum has had a difficult life too...

I appreciate my struggles tho. Made me empathic...

Datboredberry:
I created a diary for him!!!! Yes...

Wow I did not expect that,all the way from Colombia .
Have you guys met?

Datboredberry:
I wanna be a doctor...

But I do care... It doesn't mean I love... I just hate the idea of someone suffering... Because I have...

I've starved... My mum has had a difficult life too...

I appreciate my struggles tho. Made me empathic...

Good for you. Wish you the best.

Love.... No one talks about that anymore