writes :

“In Zaria LG of Kaduna state I hear, a man pleaded that the bandits give him #100,000 out of the money he was handing over to them as ransom.

The gang asked him why.

"I promised my friend that I'll give him one hundred thousand out of my retirement benefits to start a business."

The bandits looked at each other and asked him who that friend was.

He told them.

They looked at each other again and broke the news:

It was the same friend who gave them information that he, their current victim, was expecting his retirement benefits.

Later, they brought the friend before the man and handed him a gun. They ordered him to pull the trigger. The man refused.

They shot the friend and handed the man his bag of money. Go home, they said to him.”

- Nathaniel Bivan (A Reporter's Diary.)

Wow...karma, law of retribution.

No source ?

Tales by moonlight.

It's like a tale of how Eko left Moimoi Or a tale of Monkey gangs returning some freshly-riiped bunches of banana.

They will want to claim the incorruptible judges, want to fight to the end be termed heroes, learn from other bandits' mistakes. They tire persons.

Apeshit zombies trying to swing the narrative as usual

Now bandits are honorale businessmen, as defined by Joe Igbokwe and Lie Mohammed

Hashabiah:
No source ?

Read with your physical eyes wide open, bro

farem:

writes :

“In Zaria LG of Kaduna state I hear, a man pleaded that the bandits give him #100,000 out of the money he was handing over to them as ransom.

The gang asked him why.

"I promised my friend that I'll give him one hundred thousand out of my retirement benefits to start a business."

The bandits looked at each other and asked him who that friend was.

He told them.

They looked at each other again and broke the news:

It was the same friend who gave them information that he, their current victim, was expecting his retirement benefits.

Later, they brought the friend before the man and handed him a gun. They ordered him to pull the trigger. The man refused.

They shot the friend and handed the man his bag of money. Go home, they said to him.”

- Nathaniel Bivan (A Reporter's Diary.)

What sort of joke is this

Cooked up stories.