Sekoni003:
My little niece found condoms in my stuff..unfortunately, I wasn't home so she took it outside to show her mum to " see uncle's sweets " It was a full house(a day to a family function). Uncles, aunties, siblings, cousins, my parents, everyone saw it. I got back home and everyone stared at me in silence. The rest is history



I have no idea since I wasn't home when it happened and I didn't care much.. I had way more to worry about. An ss1 student with condoms was quite an "abomination" back then

Boogyman557:
Holly Gram CIGARETTE ooooo



my broda WEED ooooo



my UNCLE just order 4 MAMA CHINELO WEED not quite long..


me and HIM de BLA right NOW...



we don BLA like 26 sticks together...



Na food de hungry use NOW...



WTF MAN

Candidlady:
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A game console from a friend


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Something they weren't meant to see

Candidlady:
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Lighter


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A game console from a friend


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Something they weren't meant to see

Enemyofpeace:
na so dem dey spell slippers for your village?

Candidlady:
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A game console from a friend


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Something they weren't meant to see

Candidlady:
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comic books


Something they weren't meant to see

Candidlady:
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A game console from a friend

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Something they weren't meant to see

Phock2sweet:
for how long will you hide yourself from it? There are demons behind, drugs and alcohol. When you take excess you see dogs barking, not at you but the unseen image walking by your side.

killmods:
Grandpa's burial I came to Benin in attendance with some few friends ( was still in school then) So sitting in my canopy mumsy done already direct food and drinks full everywhere. I thought she would be too busy that night but she saw the big jumbo and as I was dragging in weed smoke our eyes locked.
Me: shocked
Her: disappointed
As she was coming towards me I just had to pass it to the back of the canopy and knowing she had already seen me smoking I asked my guys to pass me Benson which she eventually saw with me.
She: so u smoke
Me : momsy abeg... mumbling
She: quickly pressed Tom Tom in my palms and walked away leaving me to explain to myself. I too go love that woman sha

Popsy knows I drink and smoke but has never seen me smoke. One time after secondary school I got so drunk that I came home straight to bed. Imagine this man no see another person to lock the gates na me him dey find. Well he came to my room, saw my condition with vomit as evidence... them no tell am to close my door. The next couple of weeks na lecture on alcohol. I dread popsy's talk pass police cell. U go frustrate

placeofallure:



We were in primary 5 when we saw condom in our teacher's cupboard. He was a young bachelor then, I think he was still schooling part time even. He was a dashing young man and he do receive female friends after closing hours. We knew because we do extra coaching. I liked him because he was a good teacher, strict disciplinarian, yet loving. He do make hot tea for the entire class when the weather is cold and he loved us, boys and girls, like his own. In short, we were free with him; even back then when you dare not look at your teacher in the face.

It was that freedom that led us to his cupboard that day, dunno what we were searching for in particular before we stumbled on the CD. In our curiosity, we opened the seal and we were so thrilled to see a new kind of balloon. We took our balloon straight to the school tap and were more thrilled because as we filled it with water, it got bigger. We were cheering ourselves on and pouring the water from the balloon on ourselves. There were fewer people in school at the time, only extra mural teachers and their pupils. It was at this time he came back from wherever. He might have felt embarrassed but in our innocence we didn't see that. He just took charge. "Enough play time, get back to class and settle down!"

He never told us what it was, he just told us not to touch this kind of balloon again. I was to find out on my own years, many, many years later.

As for those things OP listed, I am a good girl. I have been from way back so no catching me with exhibits

killmods:
Grandpa's burial I came to Benin in attendance with some few friends ( was still in school then) So sitting in my canopy mumsy done already direct food and drinks full everywhere. I thought she would be too busy that night but she saw the big jumbo and as I was dragging in weed smoke our eyes locked.
Me: shocked
Her: disappointed
As she was coming towards me I just had to pass it to the back of the canopy and knowing she had already seen me smoking I asked my guys to pass me Benson which she eventually saw with me.
She: so u smoke
Me : momsy abeg... mumbling
She: quickly pressed Tom Tom in my palms and walked away leaving me to explain to myself. I too go love that woman sha

Popsy knows I drink and smoke but has never seen me smoke. One time after secondary school I got so drunk that I came home straight to bed. Imagine this man no see another person to lock the gates na me him dey find. Well he came to my room, saw my condition with vomit as evidence... them no tell am to close my door. The next couple of weeks na lecture on alcohol. I dread popsy's talk pass police cell. U go frustrate

Candidlady:
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Drinks


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Something they weren't meant to see

Phock2sweet:
I have done them too, a lot of times. I see beings. You are just a learner when it comes to these things.

Hausa:
Wow, interesting.
I love how your mumsi handled the situation.

Candidlady:




@bolded
So my dad!!! Lmao