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Legal Disclaimer

Please it should be noted that my inability to have thoughtful conversations which are not clearly defined by a telepathic or telegraphic communication act and my status as a homo sapien specie as opposed to a homo spiritus specie that gives people the right to have extra sensory communication might put me in a disadvantaged position when communicating with people especially during business deals,negotiations etc. So I specifically need a lawyer to advise and provide legal representation during these business conversations. So in the absence of one, please conversations are literally written strictly and no thoughtful communication exchanges and also note trade laws, social distancing protocols should be observed for communication, health and estoreic activity.

Make sure we value each other’s time and follow the path of Honest and Ethical Trade Practice, which will give lot of Peace of Mind To All involved. We should not make any attempt to engage in double dealing, double communication and extra sensory show of abilities and please note that things done in secret would be recorded by witnesses which can be permissible as evidence in law courts or trade settlement disputes or public courts. Also note any trade deliberations or discussions must adhere strictly to communicable speech and literal speech. Also note that there is a likelihood that you are part of a consciousness of channeled who might be parley to a team of some sort who may attempt to take advantage of our conversation and attempt to physically or spiritually or estoreically contact one and you must consent that you are not parley to this network and would bear consequences for parleying with them. Also there is a huge conspiracy of a lot of people seeking to have just conversations or thought epiphanies with one to seek resources or privileges. These incidences would become libel tools for future criminal prosecution for disrupting trade laws and trade systems that have created order.

Miscontrued conversations not literal or documented would become libel tools for future criminal prosecution. Incidences like dopplebanggers, hybridization,mimicry and miscontrued conversations or any thing of such so that you do not embark on a common primitive action that would compel a competent court to pronounce a common judgement action to compliment in full effect your refusal to embrace documented legal systems.