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If masturbation wins, I'm remaining celibate...

BoredBerry:
If masturbation wins, I'm remaining celibate...

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BoredBerry it's subjective..
But everyone knows masturbation allows you reach your climax...you get?
So you know what time it is..

As if e get any of dem wey the cum go turn into money.

FERNANDEZISBACK:
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SEE THEM CUCUMBER FEMINIST DEM

Holly Gram

ASHAWOO na d BEST tin..


ASHAWOO house twice ON SATURDAY..

WTF MAN!

FERNANDEZISBACK:
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Hurry up! I need to know!!! I just remembered that most women don't have orgasms during sex... Atleast, I do alone...

I might be my own best lover...

pegging

They are different
Sex has its vibe,
Masturbation has its own vibe
They serve different purposes

donbachi:
As if e get any of dem wey the cum go turn into money.

I love your weird comments... For years, you have made me laugh...

Choilila:
pegging

You're freaky!!!

OBALOLA55:
SEE THEM CUCUMBER FEMINIST DEM

tienes un problema chico..?

BoredBerry:

You're freaky!!!

I love pegging and dominant position

OBALOLA55:
SEE THEM CUCUMBER FEMINIST DEM

Most of us Feminists have found better ways to masturbate... I use my tap... Cucumbers are over-rated... Plus, they remind us of a penis... Which we detest...

Choilila:
I love pegging and dominant position

Any man would be honoured to have you as a mistress...

There was a Nairaland alpha who practically begged to be my slave... But I'm more into findom...

Credit cards domination!!!!

BoredBerry:
I love your weird comments... For years, you have made me laugh...

And u no fit appreciate me.

Sex is awesome but masturbation is more accessible to me

FERNANDEZISBACK:
Typing..
BoredBerry it's subjective..
But everyone knows masturbation allows you reach your climax...you get?
So you know what time it is..

Death to penis creatures!

Their warms bodies are the only thing that makes sense...

Celibate for life!

donbachi:
And u no fit appreciate me.

Baba, we look up to you...

And we sincerely appreciate you... Never leave Nairaland

FERNANDEZISBACK:
tienes un problema chico..?

MI PROBLEMA CONTIGO ES QUE NO TIENES SENTIDO

BoredBerry:
Death to penis creatures!

Their warms bodies are the only thing that makes sense...

Celibate for life!

Nah..

BoredBerry:
Most of us Feminists have found better ways to masturbate... I use my tap... Cucumbers are over-rated... Plus, they remind us of a penis... Which we detest...

GOOD FOR YOU ONILA

OBALOLA55:
MI PROBLEMA CONTIGO ES QUE NO TIENES SENTIDO

Then bounce boy..yve been stalking and seeking my attention for weeks now ...are you that petty?

Boy ain't your regular blah blah aiit..slide off my mention kiddo..

BoredBerry:
Most of us Feminists have found better ways to masturbate... I use my tap... Cucumbers are over-rated... Plus, they remind us of a penis... Which we detest...

oloshi
No go find better dick

BoredBerry:
Any man would be honoured to have you as a mistress...

There was a Nairaland alpha who practically begged to be my slave... But I'm more into findom...

Credit cards domination!!!!

You're into FemDom and he wanna be your slave but you didn't take him, why?

Sex and Masturbation?

I'm glad a priest like me don't have to do any.

FERNANDEZISBACK:
Then bounce boy..yve been stalking and seeking my attention for weeks now ...are you that petty?

Boy ain't your regular blah blah aiit..slide off my mention kiddo..

DO YOU HAVE ELDERS AT HOME

FERNANDEZISBACK:
Nah..

Aww... I guess sex wins?

Honestly, I have a crush on Senomii... and I need to know if he's worth it...

MufasaLion:
Sex and Masturbation?

I'm glad a priest like me don't have to do any.

Ofcourse you are!

Under that cool exterior... There's something really passionate...

OBALOLA55:
DO YOU HAVE ELDERS AT HOME

Go to your elders aiit..you take that nonsense out of my mention kiddo...
You keep quoting me to tell me gibberish..you still young so get out boy..

BoredBerry:
Ofcourse you are!

Under that cool exterior... There's something really passionate...

I'm more like Gaddaffi (hard and tough), I'm not no Ghandi (peace and soft)

MufasaLion:
You're into FemDom and he wanna be your slave but you didn't take him, why?

Don't mind me, I meant findom... (Financial domination)... Blame autocorrect...

I did take him... Bossed his ass around, but I liked another guy... So he got boring quick...

I'm not really a mistress, I'm a bit**...

But he couldn't tell the difference

BoredBerry:
Any man would be honoured to have you as a mistress...

mistress to my husband yes

There was a Nairaland alpha who practically begged to be my slave... But I'm more into findom...

Credit cards domination!!!!

why did you declined?