He's GOAT

Teaser4:
the tiny man in Paris has 7 Ballon d’ors , he’s gonna win a trophy this season… wetin una won win the season na suii, hatrick and clean sheets

wetin PSG wan win apart from farmers market league trophy

Go go man United

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Sancho, the hypeman!
Come ooooooo

e just be as if GOD don dey save him goals since...las las see as him drop HAT-TRICK ..... wawuuuu

fergie001:
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Sancho, the hypeman!
Come ooooooo

The same Sancho most of you wanted sold within his first week of arrival... Una condemn the guy after a couple of games.

Congrats to you guys today... I am very sure Atletico won't be so careless next week!

The other Fraud is Still struggling in the Farmers League

Messi Is Still The Goat.... 17 matches, 2 goals , 10 assists, Ronaldo, 24 matches,11goals,3 assists. MESSI IS STILL THE GOAT, YESTERDAY,TODAY AND FOREVER....

Amotolongbo:
Before Messi, there was Ronaldo
During Messi, there was Ronaldo
After Messi, there is still Ronaldo

Before Ronaldo, there was no Messi
During Ronaldo, there was Messi
After Ronaldo, there will be no Messi

lalasticlala mynd44.....this moniker should never be banned even if she slap person here

Although I'm a Liverpool fan. I congratulate my Manu fans for having such a phenomenal player CR7 in their team. For him to be bagging hat tricks at this age, mennn he is simply fantastic

Angelfrost:


The same Sancho most of you wanted sold within his first week of arrival... Una condemn the guy after a couple of games.

Congrats to you guys today... I am very sure Atletico won't be so careless next week!

At least congratulate GOAT kwanu

Maguire is the only person giving me HBP.

Bleep the dwarf goat I'm Paris

CalabarPikin:
We know


Narrow escape

Make your GOAT do am if e easy

GardenOfGod:
How many times has he rescued Man Utd this season in both domestic and champions league?

If only CR7 was in PSG the night they were humiliated by Madrid, he would have performed miracle as usual....

Give it up to the GOAT!

yen yen yen

Which miracle he performed juventus last season for CL

Your forget say he went there to win CL for them

No one does it better than king penaldo the great

EdgarBounce:
This one done pass GOAT. Na COW you be

he pass cow too, na elephantiasis

Amotolongbo:
Before Messi, there was Ronaldo
During Messi, there was Ronaldo
After Messi, there is still Ronaldo

Before Ronaldo, there was no Messi
During Ronaldo, there was Messi
After Ronaldo, there will be no Messi

That record right there is fearsome...

I don't see anyone equalling this even in 3 decades!

fergie001:

At least congratulate GOAT kwanu

Maguire is the only person giving me HBP.

I have been celebrating Ronaldo all evening na... Na him get Spotlight for the foreseeable future!

806 goals! Forget it... No one is equalling that record even in the next half century.

Sucre6:


wetin PSG wan win apart from farmers market league trophy

wetin Ronaldo wan win this season apart from suiii…. Epl wey guardiola don turn to farmers league….

4teenblaq:
yen yen yen

Which miracle he performed juventus last season for CL

Your forget say he went there to win CL for them

Past tense... You must be Buhari fan... Always blaming PDP for his failures.

The guy is incredible and very assidous,he have helped man united countless tiime,he is indeed a GOAT! Isn't he?

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Sancho, the hypeman!
Come ooooooo

You don return to Old Trafford after exiling to Bayern ba Anyway I am happy for your club and Ororo he made my day

Datedoboy:
Although I'm a Liverpool fan. I congratulate my Manu fans for having such a phenomenal player CR7 in their team. For him to be bagging hat tricks at this age, mennn he is simply fantastic

you are a correct human bean, unlike those Chelsea fans wey bad belle go kill

Cc: funjosh, vickyrotex, mynd44, lalasticlala iyangbali and babangali

Jeromejnr:
The haters are coming.

Ronaldo has scored more league goals today than Messi has scored all season  - Suspect33

Jerome stop it

Teaser4:
wetin Ronaldo wan win this season apart from suiii…. Epl wey guardiola don turn to farmers league….

Stop hating bro, when you are big you are big, Ronaldo is a fvcking big name, person way him Instagram followers is times 2 the total population of Nigeria, u dey jonze

GardenOfGod:

Past tense... You must be Buhari fan... Always blaming PDP for his failures.

E pain you abi....

Dey use another person problem dey praise another person..

Hardwork never kills...Congratulations Ronaldo! CR7! My GOAT!

Angelfrost:


I have been celebrating Ronaldo all evening na... Na him get Spotlight for the foreseeable future!

806 goals! Forget it... No one is equalling that record even in the next half century.

Na lie, if someone like Joseph bican(most average football fans do not know) can score 805,
In the next 20 years, you will see a player that can score 900.

Watch out for mbappe and haaland, one of them will certainly reach 900+ goals..

Ololanla:
The guy is just too good. Messi must cry tonight.

Nawaoo!!! Both Messi and Cr7 are out of UCL, Messi is sure of French league while Cr7 is not sure about top 4 let alone Premiership title so who would cry at the end of the season?

I know you will be feeling like a god now.
Proud fool