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| If Na You Nko? by AJEGUNMO(m): 6:05pm On Jul 01, 2011 |
[b]Two young boys stole a bag of oranges from the village market. They decided to go to the nearest cemetery to share the loot, But they had to scale a big gate to enter the cemetery. As they were scaling the gate, two oranges fell out of the bag and were left behind at the fence. A farmer who was coming to his farm near the cemetery fence, heard the following conversation going on in the cemetery: One for me - One for you (Distribution of the loot), One for me - One for you, on and on… He began to wonder what was going on in the cemetery at that late evening, he immediately ran as fast as he can to his local Pastor. He said “Pastor James come with me and witness God and Satan sharing corpses at the Cemetery” They both ran back to the cemetery and stood by the fence and the voices continued: “One for me - One for you” “One for me – One for you” Suddenly one of the voices said “Let's get the two at the fence” (meaning the Oranges that fell while they were scaling the fence gate). One of Pastor James shoes is still at the cemetery as at the time of posting this report. Who wan die? Pastor was the first to take off. If na you nko? Who wan die?[/b] |
| Re: If Na You Nko? by Solphia(f): 6:34pm On Jul 01, 2011 |
 dat is really exhilarating, culdnt stop laughing nobody wan die |
| Re: If Na You Nko? by oderemo(m): 7:35pm On Jul 01, 2011 |
this joke is as old as methusellah. next  |
| Re: If Na You Nko? by lysaa(f): 9:17pm On Jul 01, 2011 |
^i dey tell u. Lol. |
| Re: If Na You Nko? by Onyeasi(m): 7:56am On Jul 02, 2011 |
@Poster You made my Day. Joou! |
| Re: If Na You Nko? by Basics007: 8:38am On Jul 02, 2011 |
So funny! |
| Re: If Na You Nko? by dadicvila(m): 12:22pm On Jul 02, 2011 |
anoda boring joke,  |
| Re: If Na You Nko? by EfemenaXY: 3:05pm On Jul 02, 2011 |
It's an old joke - but it still got me laughing out loud! and I can't stop smiling either! Thanks for sharing @poster!   |
| Re: If Na You Nko? by mikuz(m): 12:07am On Jul 03, 2011 |
This is still the funniest joke in nairaland!!lol |
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