Beautiful Sunday for Lala! I have killed and delivered his favorite food! Was in my room doing my shii when some boys that came to fetch water in my compound called to my attention about the snake hanging on a moringa plant around the exit door at the back! That snake was literally on that plant arms away from the shoulder n neck and those boys passed without noticing it till the last one saw it. I came out to check what was going on with a shovel in my hand and lo and behold, one amongst the lala clan is right in my compound. I made some Jet-li moves (with lotta fear in me mimd ) but thy son of the soil pleased his ancestors by killing the serpent! To the animal activists in the house, I care not what you gon say. If I see a thousand snakes and have the ability to kill em all, I will. That creature gives me the creeps. I literally have a phobia towards em. Anyways, anyone has the idea about the name of this snake

The structure of the snake resemble the structure of Buhari. Very straight forward .


Even me after seeing this long thing the kind of race wey i go take go be like Buhari and London hospital .

Lala would be pleased with this!

Tree mamba , very poisonous

Oga to slap you dey hungry me

That's a harmless snake but it's better killed than to be sorry.

You just killed that snake for lala to be excited.

godofuck231:
Tree mamba , very poisonous

Really I kept wondering how lucky we all were in the house! That snake was so close to the exit door that most of us use. The boys that came to fetch water passed through there and the snake was there but didn't strike till the last one noticed it. The whole scenario could have turned out differently

Totilopussylick:
The structure of the snake resemble the structure of Buhari. Very straight forward .


Even me after seeing this long thing the kind of race wey i go take go be like Buhari and London hospital .

Make Buhari e-warriors catch you!

DaddyRochie1642:
Oga to slap you dey hungry me

On top wetin nah? Na so slap dey easy for you?

Nwodosis:
You just killed that snake for lala to be excited.

I killed that snake because I find it dangerous to me and my fam!

alpharoyalty:
That's a harmless snake but it's better killed than to be sorry.

In Nigeria, every creatures in animal form is killed on first sight even humans are not safed

Over here in Europe. Animals in every nature is being taken care of .

alpharoyalty:
That's a harmless snake but it's better killed than to be sorry.

I'm confused rn! Some said it's very dangerous, you now saying it's harmful Anyways, I'm glad I killed it jarey

That's a snake of the family Colubridae.It's called twig snake and venomous, though its venom is not lethal to humans.
It has rear fangs,that's its fangs are positioned at the back of the mouth.

This one is not enough to feed Lalasticlala dinner. Go back to the forest & kill a python longer than Lala's dic k.

It doesn't bite

Albara:


Really I kept wondering how lucky we all were in the house! That snake was so close to the exit door that most of us use. The boys that came to fetch water passed through there and the snake was there but didn't strike till the last one noticed it. The whole scenario could have turned out differently

you are most likely in the middle belt region , reptiles are being cooked up inside their holes due to heat waves , and at the highest point of the day they escape to cool off , same as millipedes

godofuck231:
you are most likely in the middle belt region , reptiles are being cooked up inside their holes due to heat waves , and at the highest point of the day they escape to cool off , same as millipedes

You're very much right! I live in mid belt and it's very hot down here. Few weeks ago, a scorpion bit my friends kid bro and today, I killed a snake. During heat, we gotta pay more attention to our environment just to be safe.

illicit:
It doesn't bite

Oshey! You don put your hand inside en mouth and e no bite you ni

Sweetplum:
This one is not enough to feed Lalasticlala dinner. Go back to the forest & kill a python longer than Lala's dic k.

Lala look atew right now

Onyiiobi7735:
That's a snake of the family Colubridae.It's called twig snake and venomous, though its venom is not lethal to humans.
It has rear fangs,that's its fangs are positioned at the back of the mouth.

I get it! However, venom or no venom, when I see a snake? There's gonna be carnage

Albara:


Oshey! You don put your hand inside en mouth and e no bite you ni

Walahi it doesn't bite

illicit:


Walahi it doesn't bite

godofuck231:
Tree mamba , very poisonous

Ribbon snakes are non venomous

gasparpisciotta:


Ribbon snakes are non venomous

I know ribbon snakes and thats not it

Albara:


You're very much right! I live in mid belt and it's very hot down here. Few weeks ago, a scorpion bit my friends kid bro and today, I killed a snake. During heat, we gotta pay more attention to our environment just to be safe.

bro fumigate instead

godofuck231:
Tree mamba , very poisonous

I think that’s a sand snake, not dangerous to humans

crownfulhousead:

I think that’s a sand snake, not dangerous to humans

sand snakes have larger and thicker scales to protect them from the heat in the desert , they thrive in high temped regions

This thread is yet to make front page, what is missing

Na belt me dey see.. Op who spoil the belt head