24brains:
I always get confused and don't know what to reply when people greet me and ask "How family?". the question is usually thrown as a mode of greeting to know of the wellbeing of a married man's wife and children. How do you respond as an unmarried man?

I still respond fine.

Am not married doesn't mean I don't have a family I came from.

Single Guys, How Do You Reply To "How Family?"

Simple answer. Dem dey.

Make I see the monitoring spirit busy body wey go try probe further and ask me question that they already know the answer to and I might just tell them to mind their God damned business.

What else should your response be other than they're fine? They're not expecting you to say you don't have any family.