I have passed 4 stages and this is the final interview. On the overall, I did very well but towards the ending my anus could no longer hold this big loud fart. I tried to squeeze the tip of my anus but it overwhelmed me and the fart came out like an oil drum exploding in a cantonment.
The smell that ensued sent the interviewers running for their lives. In a few moments, the security guard asked me to leave that they will contact me by email.
So, I have been home since thinking how and why it happened.
What are my chances of getting this job?

nice one

you will surely get dat shit

Lolz

Sixfiguresmart:
I have passed 4 stages and this is the final interview. On the overall, I did very well but towards thw ending my anus could no longer hold this big loud fart. I tried to squeeze the tip of my anus but it overwhelmed me and the fart came out like an oil drum exploding in a cantonment.
The smell that ensued sent the interviewer running for their lives. After a few moments the security guard asked me to leave that they will contact me by email.
So, i have been home since thinking how and why it happened.
What are my chances of getting this job?

Op when your village people finally concluded your matter with "We die here"

Y do I find dis very funny

I don't know why I suspect OP is out to cause laughter and that nothing like this happened?

Imaginative thread

Nbotee:
Y do I find dis very funny

Isn't it?

Dem use fart take swear for you?
Take red oil and pepper to your village and apologize to your village people.

Lol.

I see them contacting you soonest for the job, because of your boldness in extending your gases to the interviews, I see them making you fart in containers and selling it as cooking gas since the prices of gases has gone up.

I see them feeding you beans and eggs daily, I see you making Guinness world book of record as the most decorated farter who farts continuously for 24hours, I see you building a house with your farts.

This I have seen.

You just FART your way out.

A topic worthy to be in the Jokes section...

The thing smell? Na Beans and Egg you chop??

Hope they praised God with you

The other day, the person wey try hold gas Infront of her boyfriend, landed at the hospital..diagnosed with "Gas entrapment"

Abeg, praise your God yours came out calmly

As for the job...em em...keep waiting for the call..celebrate you being alive and well first

Damnnn niggarrrr
Funny enough.....you will get the job


One admin those days asked me during interview if I do smoke?

I boldly replied "yes but I do smoke the other one"...the admin and the rest interviewers started laughing....

Funny enough....when the list of those employed came out...my name was among

Ok

Your village people feed you well before coming. LOL.

You'll get the job.. apparently a staff of UniHome.

Joke.

Congratulations

See how happy your narrative looks in an unfortunatel situation

Since it is a reflex action, you never can tell the outcome

chineke
nna eh idikwa over serious
we need you in sambisa

Why is this so funny to me

Hmmmm I don't believe this story

It means you are transparent . hahahahha

Nbotee:
Y do I find dis very funny

Because it is funny

Lol .... keep lying

They should give u the job
.
It's the boldness for me
.
Companies need confident bold people

Make dem rest before you die where you the hold mess

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Funny enough.....you will get the job

my nigga

Nigerian settings
You should start looking for other options

Western world settings
Congratulations... prepare to resume