You are human.
They wanted human not robot.
But do you mean you could not hold it?
Something may be wrong.

You should have jokingly asked for the rest room, that you were pressed, when I come out shortly let them know by expression you went to fart... Your respect for just increase... But u decided to hold and explode it... Your chances of landing the job is very slim...

Ur village pple at work

Sixfiguresmart:
I have passed 4 stages and this is the final interview. On the overall, I did very well but towards the ending my anus could no longer hold this big loud fart. I tried to squeeze the tip of my anus but it overwhelmed me and the fart came out like an oil drum exploding in a cantonment.
The smell that ensued sent the interviewers running for their lives. In a few moments, the security guard asked me to leave that they will contact me by email.
So, I have been home since thinking how and why it happened.
What are my chances of getting this job?

....your village people niyen ooo

All these Yoruba job seekers that cannot stay a day without Ewa and Bread...

Sixfiguresmart:
I have passed 4 stages and this is the final interview. On the overall, I did very well but towards the ending my anus could no longer hold this big loud fart. I tried to squeeze the tip of my anus but it overwhelmed me and the fart came out like an oil drum exploding in a cantonment.
The smell that ensued sent the interviewers running for their lives. In a few moments, the security guard asked me to leave that they will contact me by email.
So, I have been home since thinking how and why it happened.
What are my chances of getting this job?

did it smell

This one na joke joor, it never happened ..

Even if its real, cant he excuse himself to the toilet, i mean its that easy

I think holding up fart is a skilled i have come to learn , i can hold fart for hours just that my tommy will just start making alot noise, and people will mistake it for hunger

Potopoto dirty talk.....

Village ppl!

go 4 alnite!

Buy a bottle of shnapps, go to your village and see your fathers brothers and sisters. Stop avoiding them.

Sign by

Sixfiguresmart:
I have passed 4 stages and this is the final interview. On the overall, I did very well but towards the ending my anus could no longer hold this big loud fart. I tried to squeeze the tip of my anus but it overwhelmed me and the fart came out like an oil drum exploding in a cantonment.
The smell that ensued sent the interviewers running for their lives. In a few moments, the security guard asked me to leave that they will contact me by email.
So, I have been home since thinking how and why it happened.
What are my chances of getting this job?

You are getting the job but pray sir.

Village people at work.

You should have simply excused yourself

Sorry for your Loss bro another Opportunity will present it self try to be better composed next time.

That will serve as a lesson for others, who dont want to even try to control it, its called training or discipline, else we will be popping whenever we want and anywhere.

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Funny enough.....you will get the job


One admin those days asked me during interview if I do smoke?

I boldly replied "yes" but I do smoke the other one...they admin and the rest interviewers started laughing....




Funny enough....when the list of those employed came out...my name was among

Employed for what exactly?

Can't stop laughing.

ignis:
Dem use fart take swear for you?
I'm sure you must be Afonja, so take red oil and pepper to your village and apologize to your village people.

And you're supposed to be an adult. Tueh.

I dey eat o, which kind wahala be this sef

Sixfiguresmart:
I have passed 4 stages and this is the final interview. On the overall, I did very well but towards the ending my anus could no longer hold this big loud fart. I tried to squeeze the tip of my anus but it overwhelmed me and the fart came out like an oil drum exploding in a cantonment.
The smell that ensued sent the interviewers running for their lives. In a few moments, the security guard asked me to leave that they will contact me by email.
So, I have been home since thinking how and why it happened.
What are my chances of getting this job?

Sixfiguresmart:
I have passed 4 stages and this is the final interview. On the overall, I did very well but towards the ending my anus could no longer hold this big loud fart. I tried to squeeze the tip of my anus but it overwhelmed me and the fart came out like an oil drum exploding in a cantonment.
The smell that ensued sent the interviewers running for their lives. In a few moments, the security guard asked me to leave that they will contact me by email.
So, I have been home since thinking how and why it happened.
What are my chances of getting this job?

hahahahaha, you go chop beans go interview, no be juju be that

Ose Mr sabinus

And someone will say nothing like village people. You make have use your mouth wrongly to someone that has spiritual powers

Sixfiguresmart:
I have passed 4 stages and this is the final interview. On the overall, I did very well but towards the ending my anus could no longer hold this big loud fart. I tried to squeeze the tip of my anus but it overwhelmed me and the fart came out like an oil drum exploding in a cantonment.
The smell that ensued sent the interviewers running for their lives. In a few moments, the security guard asked me to leave that they will contact me by email.
So, I have been home since thinking how and why it happened.
What are my chances of getting this job?

Fiction

Sixfiguresmart:
I have passed 4 stages and this is the final interview. On the overall, I did very well but towards the ending my anus could no longer hold this big loud fart. I tried to squeeze the tip of my anus but it overwhelmed me and the fart came out like an oil drum exploding in a cantonment.
The smell that ensued sent the interviewers running for their lives. In a few moments, the security guard asked me to leave that they will contact me by email.
So, I have been home since thinking how and why it happened.
What are my chances of getting this job?

Cooked up story

FalseProphet1:
I see them contacting you soonest for the job, because of your boldness in extending your gases to the interviews, I see them making you fart in containers and selling it as cooking gas since the prices of gases has gone up.

I see them feeding you beans and eggs daily, I see you making Guinness world book of record as the most decorated farter who farts continuously for 24hours, I see you building a house with your farts.

This I have seen.

Iamvetlander:




Employed for what exactly?