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Re: Swiss Man Left In Intensive Care After Suffering Lung Injury From Masturbating by tonididdy(m): 10:07pm On Apr 16, 2022
JustforMen:


How is he abusing his body, Biko?
Check the dictionary meaning for the word abuse
Re: Swiss Man Left In Intensive Care After Suffering Lung Injury From Masturbating by emekachief: 10:10pm On Apr 16, 2022
I'm married with kids. I didn't marry because of sex NO. I marry because I need kids. I discovered that women and sex are really overrated immediately I got married. My woman is 100% good but I can survive without having sex with her or any one else.
tonididdy:

Lol you are abusing your body in order not to "waste" money.
Me am not a saint oh... But gf, wife na the solution to soapy.
You will slow down drastically on your soapy ways grin
I doubt say you get babe sha
Re: Swiss Man Left In Intensive Care After Suffering Lung Injury From Masturbating by tonididdy(m): 10:11pm On Apr 16, 2022
emekachief:
I'm married with kids. I didn't marry because of sex NO. I marry because I need kids. I discovered that women and sex are really overrated immediately I got married. My woman is 100% good but I can survive without having sex with her or any one else.
You just gat slow down challie
Re: Swiss Man Left In Intensive Care After Suffering Lung Injury From Masturbating by Nobody: 10:18pm On Apr 16, 2022
JustforMen:


Getat my friend, Woman no dey soapy ni?
Why play with my thing when I can do that with the opposite sex and enjoy maximum satisfaction and bursts of orgasms. Masturbation makes no sense to me. Touching myself....ewww but the opposite sex who should be my husband is wholesomely inviting.
Re: Swiss Man Left In Intensive Care After Suffering Lung Injury From Masturbating by emekachief: 10:18pm On Apr 16, 2022
Is not abuse.
tonididdy:

Check the dictionary meaning for the word abuse
Re: Swiss Man Left In Intensive Care After Suffering Lung Injury From Masturbating by vRendoh(m): 10:23pm On Apr 16, 2022
KillIgbohoN0W:
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If you think this will deter us, you're a joker.
Stupid post.



Una are not deterred abi?!
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Swiss Man Left In Intensive Care After Suffering Lung Injury From Masturbating by JustforMen: 10:31pm On Apr 16, 2022
Maryjane001:

Why play with my thing when I can do that with the opposite sex and enjoy maximum satisfaction and bursts of orgasms. Masturbation makes no sense to me. Touching myself....ewww but the opposite sex who should be my husband is wholesomely inviting.

Lori iro!

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Re: Swiss Man Left In Intensive Care After Suffering Lung Injury From Masturbating by Coinwarrior: 10:33pm On Apr 16, 2022
emekachief:
Nothing wrong. I use to masturbate more than 6 time a day before I got married. I still masturbate anytime my women is far away. Is 100% healthy and makes you see women as shit and worthless.
really? I don’t think it is healthy
Re: Swiss Man Left In Intensive Care After Suffering Lung Injury From Masturbating by emekachief: 10:39pm On Apr 16, 2022
I marry because I need kids not because I need woman in my life. Women are breeders
lexy2014:


You got married and you are seeing women as shit and worthless. Why did u now marry abi na man u marry?
Re: Swiss Man Left In Intensive Care After Suffering Lung Injury From Masturbating by emekachief: 10:42pm On Apr 16, 2022
You will get tired and slow down. I hardly masturbate more than two times in a week now except if my wife is not around.
Coinwarrior:
really? I don’t think it is healthy
Re: Swiss Man Left In Intensive Care After Suffering Lung Injury From Masturbating by Nobody: 10:44pm On Apr 16, 2022
kenzysmith:
I started masturbation late 2011
I quit masturbation late 2021

I started virtual bet late 2016
I quit virtual late bet 2019



I started brothel late 2010 till date
Guy, na die you dey oo
Re: Swiss Man Left In Intensive Care After Suffering Lung Injury From Masturbating by Drone95(m): 10:45pm On Apr 16, 2022
E choke grin
Re: Swiss Man Left In Intensive Care After Suffering Lung Injury From Masturbating by Tribalism123(m): 10:49pm On Apr 16, 2022
KillIgbohoN0W:
[s][/s]

If you think this will deter us, you're a joker.
Stupid post.


Ewu mgbeeeee
Re: Swiss Man Left In Intensive Care After Suffering Lung Injury From Masturbating by DamianX: 11:02pm On Apr 16, 2022
kenzysmith:
I started masturbation late 2011
I quit masturbation late 2021

I started virtual bet late 2016
I quit virtual late bet 2019



I started brothel late 2010 till date


Make you no later come tell us you don contact 1 lifetime sexual disease o
Re: Swiss Man Left In Intensive Care After Suffering Lung Injury From Masturbating by MIRACULOUS123(m): 11:06pm On Apr 16, 2022
kenzysmith:
I started masturbation late 2011
I quit masturbation late 2021

I started virtual bet late 2016
I quit virtual late bet 2019



I started brothel late 2010 till date


This is hilarious
Re: Swiss Man Left In Intensive Care After Suffering Lung Injury From Masturbating by bizzibodi(m): 11:08pm On Apr 16, 2022
This kind medical case suppose be kept secret & private maybe wetin bubu go dey hearam sef.
Re: Swiss Man Left In Intensive Care After Suffering Lung Injury From Masturbating by zakkxx: 11:10pm On Apr 16, 2022
kenzysmith:
I started masturbation late 2011
I quit masturbation late 2021

I started virtual bet late 2016
I quit virtual late bet 2019



I started brothel late 2010 till date
oga continue when u get hiv or hpv your eyes go clear!!
Re: Swiss Man Left In Intensive Care After Suffering Lung Injury From Masturbating by Pastorsmile: 11:11pm On Apr 16, 2022
I remember way back when I used to engaged myself in this act. Sometimes during climax ,the thing will just lifted me and hit me on the bed several times until I finally collapsed .Thank God now the story has changed.
Re: Swiss Man Left In Intensive Care After Suffering Lung Injury From Masturbating by Hassanmaye(m): 11:14pm On Apr 16, 2022
KillIgbohoN0W:
[s][/s]

If you think this will deter us, you're a joker.
Stupid post.
Hahahhahahaha
Re: Swiss Man Left In Intensive Care After Suffering Lung Injury From Masturbating by Hassanmaye(m): 11:15pm On Apr 16, 2022
KillIgbohoN0W:
[s][/s]

If you think this will deter us, you're a joker.
Stupid post.
I never knew you are Vaseline click
Re: Swiss Man Left In Intensive Care After Suffering Lung Injury From Masturbating by Hassanmaye(m): 11:15pm On Apr 16, 2022
Racksody:
The lungs couldn't take it no more grin
grin grin
Re: Swiss Man Left In Intensive Care After Suffering Lung Injury From Masturbating by Hassanmaye(m): 11:16pm On Apr 16, 2022
kenzysmith:
I started masturbation late 2011
I quit masturbation late 2021

I started virtual bet late 2016
I quit virtual late bet 2019



I started brothel late 2010 till date
Stop
Re: Swiss Man Left In Intensive Care After Suffering Lung Injury From Masturbating by Holluwhakemmy(f): 11:21pm On Apr 16, 2022
KillIgbohoN0W:
[s][/s]

If you think this will deter us, you're a joker.
Stupid post.
don't kill yourself
Re: Swiss Man Left In Intensive Care After Suffering Lung Injury From Masturbating by IJEYdiamond(f): 11:38pm On Apr 16, 2022
emekachief:
Masturbtion is the only way to save money, sexual satisfaction, avoid STI and STD, and save money again. Can't stop enjoying it.

Some set of stingy individuals from some certain country reason... like this...


No be hospital this one end up... which saving of money has be saved!!... pleasuring yourself to infinity.... it is well oooooo
Re: Swiss Man Left In Intensive Care After Suffering Lung Injury From Masturbating by moneyissweet(m): 11:46pm On Apr 16, 2022
grin grin
KillIgbohoN0W:
[s][/s]

If you think this will deter us, you're a joker.
Stupid post.
Re: Swiss Man Left In Intensive Care After Suffering Lung Injury From Masturbating by emekachief: 12:13am On Apr 17, 2022
I don't know what you meant by STINGY. I'm a philanthropist, I love giving out but I will never leave masturbation for a coochie. I'm married with kids but still enjoy masturbation
IJEYdiamond:


Some set of stingy individuals from some certain country reason... like this...


Na be hospital this one end up... which saving of money has be saved!!... pleasuring yourself to infinity.... it is well oooooo
Re: Swiss Man Left In Intensive Care After Suffering Lung Injury From Masturbating by vickin407(m): 12:22am On Apr 17, 2022
grin grin grin grin grin grin cheesy cheesy
opss na wetin dem dey call problem no de binish
Re: Swiss Man Left In Intensive Care After Suffering Lung Injury From Masturbating by ComeToJesus: 12:43am On Apr 17, 2022
IME1:
Someone does recreational cocaine and heroine on top acute asthma and you treat him and discharge him saying his condition was deemed 'uncomplicated'.

The man is suicidal and is jogging down a slippery slope.

The same route many many young Nigerians are towing.

Are you reading this and you are indulging and engaging in a careless lifestyle?
You smoke all sorts, drink all sorts to stupor, sleep randomly with strange men/women with or without condoms, binge on video games, TV, social media and lounge all day with no direction, purpose, eating well or even bathing? Then it graduates to boredom and attracts masturbation for temporary pleasure and serenade to sleep just for a little while?

Bruv/Sis you need help, you need love, you need the mercy and grace of God, boy/girl you need Jesus

@ mods mynd44, and co there are many fantastic topics getting lost and swallowed in new, recent and trending, but this is the second crappy story on masturbation you are pushing to fp.

Fear God

Tomorrow is Easter and like every other day, let's reference it and live with common sense and piety

If the story is not filthy, it won't make front page. They love the clicks.
Re: Swiss Man Left In Intensive Care After Suffering Lung Injury From Masturbating by Help2020: 1:39am On Apr 17, 2022
KillIgbohoN0W:
[s][/s]

If you think this will deter us, you're a joker.
Stupid post.
masturbation never do you something
Re: Swiss Man Left In Intensive Care After Suffering Lung Injury From Masturbating by sacajawea: 3:45am On Apr 17, 2022
Lexusgs430:
Soapy crew ... . Beware..... cheesy
Ok, Senior Cumrade....
Re: Swiss Man Left In Intensive Care After Suffering Lung Injury From Masturbating by Abcruz(m): 4:45am On Apr 17, 2022
KillIgbohoN0W:
[s][/s]

If you think this will deter us, you're a joker.
Stupid post.

Slaves who love their chains will remain in bondage.
Re: Swiss Man Left In Intensive Care After Suffering Lung Injury From Masturbating by ntipro: 7:10am On Apr 17, 2022
Juanmike:
How did you...
Dm

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