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Re: Swiss Man Left In Intensive Care After Suffering Lung Injury From Masturbating by tonididdy(m): 9:32pm On Apr 16, 2022
emekachief:
Lolz. That's true bro. I'm married with kids. I will surely teach my grown up children how to self satisfy themselves
Before I had a a partner.
I could only masturbate once a day and not more than twice in a week.
... These days I can go months with no masturbate and even when I do, it just bathes me with regrets thereafter, then I go another many months without
You should slow down oh

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Re: Swiss Man Left In Intensive Care After Suffering Lung Injury From Masturbating by IBM52(m): 9:35pm On Apr 16, 2022
God help us
Re: Swiss Man Left In Intensive Care After Suffering Lung Injury From Masturbating by emekachief: 9:35pm On Apr 16, 2022
You can't get memory loss by masturbation if you're focus and know your target in life, only hopeless people get memory loss
Hawkler:
If you masturbate you got stuck with memory loss etc, if you womanizer you got stuck in the web of false rape & too much to mention. No theory have solve this life problem. We are living by God grace.

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Re: Swiss Man Left In Intensive Care After Suffering Lung Injury From Masturbating by IbileIfe: 9:36pm On Apr 16, 2022
grin grin grin
Sayōnara!

Re: Swiss Man Left In Intensive Care After Suffering Lung Injury From Masturbating by Juanmike(m): 9:39pm On Apr 16, 2022
ntipro:


You need help

Am done with that shit forever
How did you...
Re: Swiss Man Left In Intensive Care After Suffering Lung Injury From Masturbating by Bigchristo: 9:39pm On Apr 16, 2022
Re: Swiss Man Left In Intensive Care After Suffering Lung Injury From Masturbating by emekachief: 9:41pm On Apr 16, 2022
you felt regret because you believe it's a sin. I don't feel regret again because is now part of me. I can go more than an hour with my woman without Cummin until I excuse myself and masturbate in the bathroom.
tonididdy:

Before I had a a partner.
I could only masturbate once a day and not more than twice in a week.
... These days I can go months with no masturbate and even when I do, it just bathes me with regrets thereafter, then I go another many months without
You should slow down oh
Re: Swiss Man Left In Intensive Care After Suffering Lung Injury From Masturbating by a2d3rew(m): 9:41pm On Apr 16, 2022
Thanks all mighty God , I overcome all this
Re: Swiss Man Left In Intensive Care After Suffering Lung Injury From Masturbating by Germanjoe(m): 9:41pm On Apr 16, 2022
The handwork of Overfeeding .......
Re: Swiss Man Left In Intensive Care After Suffering Lung Injury From Masturbating by GloriousGbola: 9:43pm On Apr 16, 2022
Mastur-bati-ng destroys destiny crew coming in hot grin
Re: Swiss Man Left In Intensive Care After Suffering Lung Injury From Masturbating by a2d3rew(m): 9:43pm On Apr 16, 2022
Thanks u Lord I overcome all this,the time I realize that is sin
Re: Swiss Man Left In Intensive Care After Suffering Lung Injury From Masturbating by Moutine(m): 9:48pm On Apr 16, 2022
Hmmm
Re: Swiss Man Left In Intensive Care After Suffering Lung Injury From Masturbating by lexy2014: 9:49pm On Apr 16, 2022
emekachief:
Do it more than once until your get tired and weak. Believe me, it work

how then are u married?
Re: Swiss Man Left In Intensive Care After Suffering Lung Injury From Masturbating by lexy2014: 9:50pm On Apr 16, 2022
emekachief:
you felt regret because you believe it's a sin. I don't feel regret again because is now part of me. I can go more than an hour with my woman without Cummin until I excuse myself and masturbate in the bathroom.

Is it the same woman that u say is shit and worthless?
Re: Swiss Man Left In Intensive Care After Suffering Lung Injury From Masturbating by seyz91(m): 9:52pm On Apr 16, 2022
cheesy
KillIgbohoN0W:
[s][/s]

If you think this will deter us, you're a joker.
Stupid post.
Re: Swiss Man Left In Intensive Care After Suffering Lung Injury From Masturbating by emekachief: 9:52pm On Apr 16, 2022
The truth is that excess of everything is bad but every young guy have high libido, you don't need woman to quench your sexual argue all the time. Only too much masturbation will reduce sexual argue in young men and stop them from being Simp and wasting money on women.
tonididdy:

Before I had a a partner.
I could only masturbate once a day and not more than twice in a week.
... These days I can go months with no masturbate and even when I do, it just bathes me with regrets thereafter, then I go another many months without
You should slow down oh
Re: Swiss Man Left In Intensive Care After Suffering Lung Injury From Masturbating by seyz91(m): 9:52pm On Apr 16, 2022
Olodo cheesy
nkemoma:
I always knew that a Vein on the PRICK connected to the Lungs....


They will never tell us this in Biology Class



God abeg o

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Re: Swiss Man Left In Intensive Care After Suffering Lung Injury From Masturbating by maasoap(m): 9:55pm On Apr 16, 2022
kenzysmith:
I started masturbation late 2011
I quit masturbation late 2021

I started virtual bet late 2016
I quit virtual late bet 2019



I started brothel late 2010 till date

You haven't yet.
BTW: where are you coming across all these vices?
Re: Swiss Man Left In Intensive Care After Suffering Lung Injury From Masturbating by maasoap(m): 9:56pm On Apr 16, 2022
By the time he arrived his face had swollen and crunching noises could be heard from his neck down to his arms.

Better imagined than experienced
Re: Swiss Man Left In Intensive Care After Suffering Lung Injury From Masturbating by Bmaster(m): 9:57pm On Apr 16, 2022
Maryjane001:
Wait o, why am I seeing masturbation topics and threads upandan. Is today World Masturbation Day?.

Na wa for masturbators o, nothing beats the real deal.
all na same
Las las na man dey lose
Re: Swiss Man Left In Intensive Care After Suffering Lung Injury From Masturbating by Starzo: 9:57pm On Apr 16, 2022
cassidy1996:
Hmmmmm......... I miss Zurich so much.....
apart from the train the place nor fine at all
Re: Swiss Man Left In Intensive Care After Suffering Lung Injury From Masturbating by JustforMen: 9:58pm On Apr 16, 2022
emekachief:
Masturbtion is the only way to save money, sexual satisfaction, avoid STI and STD, and save money again. Can't stop enjoying it.
Werey grin grin grin grin

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Re: Swiss Man Left In Intensive Care After Suffering Lung Injury From Masturbating by okoroemeka(m): 9:59pm On Apr 16, 2022
KillIgbohoN0W:
[s][/s]

If you think this will deter us, you're a joker.
Stupid post.
how human beings complicate simple things,simple wanking with lotion or soap is now life threatening,na wa for these people,the other one was putting USB wire inside his dick,this one is doing only God knows what

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Re: Swiss Man Left In Intensive Care After Suffering Lung Injury From Masturbating by Nobody: 10:00pm On Apr 16, 2022
Whoa, intwesting embarassed
Re: Swiss Man Left In Intensive Care After Suffering Lung Injury From Masturbating by nkemoma(m): 10:00pm On Apr 16, 2022
[quote author=seyz91 post=112011374]Olodo cheesy[/quote

Lolzzz
Re: Swiss Man Left In Intensive Care After Suffering Lung Injury From Masturbating by maasoap(m): 10:02pm On Apr 16, 2022
IME1:
[s] Someone does recreational cocaine and heroine on top acute asthma [/s] NO DRUG, MILD ASTHMA and you treat him and discharge him saying his condition was deemed 'uncomplicated'.

The man is suicidal and is jogging down a slippery slope.

The same route many many young Nigerians are towing.

Are you reading this and you are indulging and engaging in a careless lifestyle?
You smoke all sorts, drink all sorts to stupor, sleep randomly with strange men/women with or without condoms, binge on video games, TV, social media and lounge all day with no direction, purpose, eating well or even bathing? Then it graduates to boredom and attracts masturbation for temporary pleasure and serenade to sleep just for a little while?

Bruv/Sis you need help, you need love, you need the mercy and grace of God, boy/girl you need Jesus

@ mods mynd44, and co there are many fantastic topics getting lost and swallowed in new, recent and trending, but this is the second crappy story on masturbation you are pushing to fp.

Fear God

Tomorrow is Easter and like every other day, let's reference it and live with common sense and piety

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Re: Swiss Man Left In Intensive Care After Suffering Lung Injury From Masturbating by tonididdy(m): 10:02pm On Apr 16, 2022
emekachief:
The truth is that excess of everything is bad but every young guy have high libido, you don't need woman to quench your sexual argue all the time. Only too much masturbation will reduce sexual argue in young men and stop them from being Simp and wasting money on women.
Lol you are abusing your body in order not to "waste" money.
Me am not a saint oh... But gf, wife na the solution to soapy.
You will slow down drastically on your soapy ways grin
I doubt say you get babe sha

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Re: Swiss Man Left In Intensive Care After Suffering Lung Injury From Masturbating by PericomaNwankwo: 10:02pm On Apr 16, 2022
slimmax:
Konji is worldwide dealing with guys o, earlier na on chinko now na swiss, may we never lack kpekus to nack

This one that almost died from masturbation, you sure he go fit fuukc?
Re: Swiss Man Left In Intensive Care After Suffering Lung Injury From Masturbating by JustforMen: 10:02pm On Apr 16, 2022
Maryjane001:
Wait o, why am I seeing masturbation topics and threads upandan. Is today World Masturbation Day?.

Na wa for masturbators o, nothing beats the real deal.

Getat my friend, Woman no dey soapy ni?
Re: Swiss Man Left In Intensive Care After Suffering Lung Injury From Masturbating by Elsueno: 10:03pm On Apr 16, 2022
grin grin

Chronic masturbators should take note & slow down eventually giving up the act grin cause we no get good medical facilities for 9ja
Re: Swiss Man Left In Intensive Care After Suffering Lung Injury From Masturbating by JustforMen: 10:04pm On Apr 16, 2022
tonididdy:

Lol you are abusing your body in order not to "waste" money.
Me am not a saint oh... But gf, wife na the solution to soapy.
You will slow down drastically on your soapy ways grin
I doubt say you get babe sha

How is he abusing his body, Biko?

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Re: Swiss Man Left In Intensive Care After Suffering Lung Injury From Masturbating by Kellypower41(m): 10:06pm On Apr 16, 2022
Wahala no dey finish

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