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Laugh Now! by bingbagbo(m): 7:56am On Jul 10, 2011
Polinus entered madam Joy's restaurant looking hungry and dejected and it was his turn to be served after a long wait on the queue.

Madam Joy:Baba, you are here for a plate of rice and stew with chicken, i lie?

Polinus:you are right!(smiling)

Madam Joy:you will also take two bottles of beer, i lie?

Polinus:you are right(smiling)

Polinus was served and he filled his belly to the brim.After the meal, Madam Joy came around Polinus :

Madam JOy:baba, you don satisfy well well, i lie?

POLInus:You are right(still smiling)

Polinus squatted in an ''ON YOUR MARKS STYLE"

Madam Joy:baba , you wan run, i lie?

Polinus: You are rrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigggggggggggggggggggggtttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt!!!!!!!

*that was the echo of polinus' words whilst running away!* grin grin grin grin
Re: Laugh Now! by busybody20: 11:06am On Jul 10, 2011
if i laff to this DRY joke pple will think i m not well

Poster, u no try at allllllllllllllllllll  undecided  embarassed


bin gbagbo:

Polinus entered madam Joy's restaurant looking hungry and dejected and it was his turn to be served after a long wait on the queue.

Madam Joy:Baba, you are here for a plate of rice and stew with chicken, i lie?

Polinus:you are right!(smiling)

Madam Joy:you will also take two bottles of beer, i lie?

Polinus:you are right(smiling)

  Polinus was served and he filled his belly to the brim.After the meal, Madam Joy came around Polinus :

Madam JOy:baba, you don satisfy well well, i lie?

POLInus:You are right(still smiling)

Polinus squatted in an ''ON YOUR MARKS STYLE"

Madam Joy:baba , you wan run, i lie?

Polinus: You   are  rrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigggggggggggggggggggggtttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt!!!!!!!

*that was the echo of polinus' words whilst running away!* grin grin grin grin
Re: Laugh Now! by bingbagbo(m): 3:28pm On Apr 03, 2012
angry
busybody20:
if i laff to this DRY joke pple will think i m not well

Poster, u no try at allllllllllllllllllll  undecided  embarassed





madman!! angry
busybody20:
if i laff to this DRY joke pple will think i m not well

Poster, u no try at allllllllllllllllllll  undecided  embarassed





madman!!
Re: Laugh Now! by angelz(f): 3:36pm On Apr 03, 2012
lipsrsealed
Re: Laugh Now! by dani1luv: 3:42pm On Apr 03, 2012
mstcheeew!!
Re: Laugh Now! by kolaoloye(m): 3:48pm On Apr 03, 2012
This one nah joke? shocked
Re: Laugh Now! by dani1luv: 3:56pm On Apr 03, 2012
kola oloye: This one nah joke? shocked
I taya oh
Re: Laugh Now! by kodylicky(f): 3:56pm On Apr 03, 2012
gosh
dry
Re: Laugh Now! by Welder(m): 4:00pm On Apr 03, 2012
on the contrary, i kinda liked it. bin gbabo no mind dem jare... their depession here na only God go fit cure them
Re: Laugh Now! by bingbagbo(m): 4:09pm On Apr 03, 2012
Welder: on the contrary, i kinda liked it. bin gbabo no mind dem jare... their depession here na only God go fit cure them


indeed welder, u r a wiseman!!
Re: Laugh Now! by sutoboy(m): 8:41am On Apr 04, 2012
keep it up
Re: Laugh Now! by Ruqaya(f): 10:37am On Apr 04, 2012
What are these u're posting.
Not funny at all
Re: Laugh Now! by NEWBIN: 10:48am On Apr 04, 2012
sutoboy: keep it up


shut up you thief!! angry
sutoboy: keep it up


shut up you thief!!
Re: Laugh Now! by sutoboy(m): 10:55am On Apr 04, 2012
i don die

wetin i do you Monkey?

the Ruqaya wey abuse u self u no insult her


na me u kan face!


madness day worry you
Re: Laugh Now! by Natasha2(f): 12:46pm On Apr 04, 2012
Lmao @ the joke being dry grin

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