I still find it difficult to believe that this actually happened and cringe at the thought of it.

On one of the days I went to the big santuary to sleep, I met this guy. We only exchange pleasantries briefly and I was off.

Fast forward to friday, this happened.. so on getting there that Friday, It happened that the youth were having a vigil and because I was already tired and didn't plan to attend any vigil, I decided to sit outside and browse the internet; more so as the place I wanted to sleep was being used.

While sitting outside, the guy I talked about earlier came and asked me what happened the other day I was sent away.
He also asked if I got a place that night and i told him I did but twas only for one night.

We got talking and he began to tell me about himself and all that.
We ended up exchanging contacts on his request cos he said he would help me talk to a pastor friend of his to be allowing me sleep in his Church. I said ok, cool.

We talked at length and when he saw i was beginning to doze off, he said I should follow him. Though he already told me about a room in the church premises that was kept for guest ministers and that he had the key to the room. So I followed him, he opened the door and I went inside. He to followed me inside.
Mehn... The guest room was lit!
As in... Full AC with a nice ensuite. The bedding was.. top notch. I said see what ministers are enjoying. The room was freezing cold.

Now inside, he said i should remove the key when I lock the door to sleep, so when he comes he can use the spare to open it and join me. Wha My mouth opened in shock

I asked him. You mean you want to come and sleep in the room with me?
He repeated it again.hm..then I told him, sorry I can't. Let me go out and sleep elsewhere. That my pastor Will not like it if he finds out about this as his office is adjacent the guest room. He now said, ok don't worry you can leave the key. I'll sleep in the other guest room.

I said please come and sleep, let me not deprive you of your comfort., he told me not to worry and left.
I stood on a spot, dazed at what just happened before retiring to bed that night. I enjoyed my sleep though.

Now, this was someone who told me he's a bornagain but after what happened I began to look at him in 3D. Not with disgust though.
I still don't know what his intentions were that night and i can't just say, this is it!

Since then, whenever he sees me, hes not relaxed. He's either jumpy or stuttering but I'm always calm and look straight into his eyes. Then I'll smile and this makes him so uncomfortable.

Little did I know pastor saw when he took me there that night. He came on Tuesday and told me he saw so so bro open the guest room for me. I was just looking at him dumbfounded.

Hmmmmmm....

Nice one.
Good.

Channah1:
Now inside, he said i should remove the key when I lock the door to sleep, so when he comes he can use the spare to open it and join me. Wha My mouth opened in shock

I asked him. You mean you want to come and sleep in the room with me?
He repeated it again.hm..then I told him, sorry I can't. Let me go out and sleep elsewhere. That my pastor Will not like it if he finds out about this as his office is adjacent the guest room. He now said, ok don't worry you can leave the key. I'll sleep in the other guest room.

I said please come and sleep, let me not deprive you of your comfort., he told me not to worry and left.
I stood on a spot, dazed at what just happened before retiring to bed that night. I enjoyed my sleep though.

You churchians seem to care a lot more about what your pastors think than you do what God says, don't you lot?

Definitely Mercychen

You no dey tire

Kobojunkie:
You churchians seem to care a lot more about what your pastors think than you do what God says, don't you lot?

So I should have slept in the same room with a man or what exactly is your point?

In fact I no understand the story.
Make I read am again.
It be like say it's a case of you Channah1 almost getting fooled and eaten by an opportunist. Some guys just think every woman is as cheap as them.
Smh!

why do you just start a story, like there was a previous thread you continued from??

why are you sleeping in a Church??
What is making you "cringe" like you said, because I didn't see any from your story. Someone asked to sleep on the same bed, you said no, he moved on, what is cringy there??
No indication of your gender in the writing!

Sweetplum:
In fact I no understand the story.
Make I read am again.
It be like say it's a case of you Channah1 almost getting fooled and eaten by an opportunist. Some guys just think every woman is as cheap as them.
Smh!

I can't really say for sure.

Channah1:
So I should have slept in the same room with man or what exactly is your point?

Read my comment carefully...

Kobojunkie:
You churchians seem to care a lot more about what your pastors think than you do what God says, don't you lot?

complexBoss12:
why do you just start a story, like there was a previous thread you continued from??

why are you sleeping in a Church??
What is making you "cringe" like you said, because I didn't see any from your story. Someone asked to sleep on the same bed, you said no, he moved on, what is cringy there??
No indication of your gender in the writing!

My story didn't start here. Those who have been following my story from the beginning will understand.

I didn't mention gender? You didn't see where I mentioned "guy"?

Co. ck and bull story.


Young pastor gave you, a stranger, access to a room meant for guest ministers. You both entered the room, and while all that was going on, the General Overseer or Senior Pastor of the church, looked on and said or do nothing.


Whoever believes this c. ock and bull nonsense needs to be flogged mercilessly at a market Square.

Quit this endless c. ock and bull nonsense already.

Sweetplum:
In fact I no understand the story.
Make I read am again.
It be like say it's a case of you Channah1 almost getting fooled and eaten by an opportunist. Some guys just think every woman is as cheap as them.
Smh!

Are you not a Nigerian? Did you not grow up in that country?

complexBoss12:
why do you just start a story, like there was a previous thread you continued from??

why are you sleeping in a Church??
What is making you "cringe" like you said, because I didn't see any from your story. Someone asked to sleep on the same bed, you said no, he moved on, what is cringy there??
No indication of your gender in the writing!

There is everything cringeworthy about it.

[quote author=Kobojunkie post=112682425] Are you not a Nigerian? Did you not grow up in that country? [/quote
Yes I am but what has that got to do with anything?

copyrites:
Co. ck and bull story.
Young pastor gave you, a stranger, access to a room meant for guest ministers. And while all that was going on, the General Overseer or Senior Pastor of the church, looked on and said or do nothing.
Whoever believes this c. ock and bull nonsense needs to be flogged mercilessly at a market Square.
Quit this endless c. ock and bull nonsense already.

Oh come on! I too had access to a church here myself while the pastor and others had no idea that I did.

Her story is quite believable actually.

Channah1:
Yes I am but what has that got to do with anything?

Like I said, you churchians fear/care more about what your pastors think more than you seem to care or fear God.

Kobojunkie:
Oh come on! I too had access to a church here myself while the pastor and others had no idea that I did.

Her story is quite believable actually.

Different experience. There's nothing to believe about the c. ock and bull nonsense.

No senior pastor of a church will allow a total stranger use a room meant for guests ministers. Not in Nigeria, especially when there are other spaces and rooms in the church.

copyrites:
Co. ck and bull story.


Young pastor gave you, a stranger, access to a room meant for guest ministers. You both entered the room, and while all that was going on, the General Overseer or Senior Pastor of the church, looked on and said or do nothing.


Whoever believes this c. ock and bull nonsense needs to be flogged mercilessly at a market Square.

Quit this endless c. ock and bull nonsense already.

Who's a stranger in the church?

No need replying you cos you obviously haven't been following the story so far.

Shift!

copyrites:
Different experience. There's nothing to believe about the c. ock and bull nonsense.

No senior pastor of a church will allow a total stranger use a room meant for guests ministers. Not in Nigeria, especially when there are other spaces and rooms in the church.

How did you come to conclude that my experience was different from hers?,

You mean seniors always check the guest rooms every moment of the day to ensure no "strangers" in there or something?

Talk about a cock-n-bull response!

Kobojunkie:
Like I said, you churchians fear/care more about what your pastors think more than you seem to care or fear God.

Oh... M! At this juncture, I don't know anymore o.

Kobojunkie:
Are you not a Nigerian? Did you not grow up in that country?

I m. Girls are not dogs. What's wrong with those guys?

Kobojunkie:
How did you come to conclude that my experience was different from hers?,

You mean seniors always check the guest rooms every moment of the day to ensure no "strangers" in there or something?

Talk about a cock-n-bull response!

I'm not responsible for the lies you choose to believe based on your low IQ and irrelevant experiences.

Little did I know pastor saw when he took me there that night . He came on Tuesday and told me he saw so so bro open the guest room for me. I was just looking at him dumbfounded.

And the youth pastor or whatever tried to share the bed with a "stranger" knowing very well that the senior pastor was around.


D..umb people.

Channah1:


I can't really say for sure.

When you see close marking like dat, you too suppose know say bros dey look for sarewagba. You should be cautious of your assets.

Sweetplum:

When you see close marking like dat, you too suppose know say bros dey look for sarewagba. You should be cautious of your assets.

Lol... God forbid!

copyrites:


I'm not responsible for the lies you choose to believe based on your low IQ and irrelevant experiences.




And the youth pastor or whatever agrees to share the bed with a stranger knowing very well that the senior pastor was around.


D..umb people.

You are the dumb one here with no IQ at all.

Leave my post already if comprehension is your problem.

copyrites:
1. I'm not responsible for the lies you choose to believe based on your low IQ and irrelevant experiences.

2. And the youth pastor or whatever agrees to share the bed with a "stranger" knowing very well that the senior pastor was around.
D..umb people.

1. I told you I have had a similar experience....access to all areas of a church without even the so-called senior pastor being aware of it for months. So is my story a lie abeg? What has low IQ to do with anything here for Pete's sake.

2. She didn't state she was a stranger to the church, did she?

Sweetplum:
I m. But we are not dogs. What's wrong with those guys?

Most Nigerian men are not dogs?

Please don't attempt even attempt to sell me JovialJune's "Nigerians have morals" schpeel here abeg!

ROFLMAO

Kobojunkie:
1. I told you I have had a similar experience....access to all areas of a church without even the so-called senior pastor being aware of it for months. So is my story a lie abeg? What has low IQ to do with anything here for Pete's sake.

2. She didn't state she was a stranger to the church, did she?

Your experience is irrelevant in the context of the current matter. The pastor in her fiction was very much aware. Yours wasn't.

Acidosis:
Your experience is irrelevant in the context of the current matter. The pastor in her fiction was very much aware. Yours wasn't.

How exactly did you come to deem my experience irrelevant this since I never said I broke into the church.... some one had to have let me into the church for all the while I had access to it, right?

Acidosis:



Your experience is irrelevant in the context of the current matter. The pastor in her fiction was very much aware. Yours wasn't.

Exactly

Kobojunkie:
How exactly did you come to deem my experience irrelevant this since I never said I broke into the church.... some one had to have let me into the church for all the while I had access to it, right?

You still don't get it, do you?

Did you sleep in the room reserved for guest ministers without the senior pastor's approval? Did whoever gave you access to the room tried to share the bed with you while the senior pastor looked on?

copyrites:


You still don't get it, do you?

Did you sleep in the room reserved for guest ministers without the senior pastor's approval? Did whoever gave you access to the room tried to share the bed with you while the senior pastor looked on?

How old are you?
Please go and sit down. you sound dumb.