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Trouble Sleeps,yanga Go Wake Am by 1TripleC: 1:20pm On May 31, 2022 |
I was just goofing around on Facebook and saw one pretty sister and that was how the Casanova spirit inside me pushed me to send her friend request which she accepted after two days. Some days later, I sent her that hand wave on Facebook messenger, she responded and that was how it all started. Something in me was saying take it easy, but this spirit of Casanova was really prepared to deal with me. After I applied some pressure, she accepted and she even told me she did not want any unserious fellow but I keep assuring her I am different that my love is here to stay Deep inside of me, I only came for the tithe and offering. Last weekend she visited me in her Rav-4 and we spent the weekend together. On Sunday morning, she asked me to drop her off at home which I obliged. We drove close to Artillery Barrack where she pointed at the Army gates and she asked me to drive in. I thought she was joking, but she was not. We got to the gate and the soldiers at the gate were saluting her. At that point I didn't know if the car's AC went off or I accidentaly turned it off, but I began to sweat. Luckily she did not notice. I dropped her off and she pecked me and told me to go with the car and use it as she would come to my place after service to discuss about our marriage. I managed to drive out of the gate. Later in the day she came as promised and ask if she surprised me. I said not really; that I was proud of her...meanwhile I had peed like 20 times already. Just this morning, she fully introduced herself as Major ENE her only two brothers are Lt Colonels in the Army and she is the only girl of her father who is a retired General. I know I am dead, but I don't know how dead I am. My wife and kids are due to return next week. Please I need help.������������ ________ |
Re: Trouble Sleeps,yanga Go Wake Am by Nobody: 1:29pm On May 31, 2022 |
your life don fry (tell her before she finds out) |
Re: Trouble Sleeps,yanga Go Wake Am by Oxb90: 1:47pm On May 31, 2022 |
Best comedy since the beginning of the year |
Re: Trouble Sleeps,yanga Go Wake Am by 1TripleC: 1:50pm On May 31, 2022 |
Ferrytech Post=113340084:Haaa Fear de catch me |
Re: Trouble Sleeps,yanga Go Wake Am by Nobody: 1:56pm On May 31, 2022 |
1TripleC:that the only option you have (or ask her like a ? that what if am married what will be her action |
Re: Trouble Sleeps,yanga Go Wake Am by Goldbw122(m): 2:33pm On May 31, 2022 |
Don't worry fear not, the lord is with you. |
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