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Re: Report Robbery In Police Stations, Not Twitter – Lagos Police Spokesman by kizolo(m): 11:51am On Jul 15, 2022
Since people prefer reporting through social media due to fear of going to the station. Employ active social media handlers for your stations. Form a synergy between the social media reports and your rapid response. Your social media is part of your organization and people can report through that medium

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Re: Report Robbery In Police Stations, Not Twitter – Lagos Police Spokesman by omoiyalayi(m): 11:52am On Jul 15, 2022
Mumu Nigeria police if they are as intelligent as they claim to be what stop them from acting swiftly on the Twitter information and mobilize their men to the scene of the reported crime and if turn out to be false call the culprit out and track him or her down to face consequences of their actions
Re: Report Robbery In Police Stations, Not Twitter – Lagos Police Spokesman by STEWpid(f): 11:52am On Jul 15, 2022
Chai
Re: Report Robbery In Police Stations, Not Twitter – Lagos Police Spokesman by KaluwisxPRO: 11:52am On Jul 15, 2022
You will pay for mobilization before they investigate your case. Very useless set of people, always talking trash online.
Re: Report Robbery In Police Stations, Not Twitter – Lagos Police Spokesman by NairaMaster1(m): 11:52am On Jul 15, 2022
So that you will tell the robbers to come and kill me?
Re: Report Robbery In Police Stations, Not Twitter – Lagos Police Spokesman by Godi25(m): 11:52am On Jul 15, 2022
Report to the police station so they can use u as suspect. Una well done
Re: Report Robbery In Police Stations, Not Twitter – Lagos Police Spokesman by KaluwisxPRO: 11:52am On Jul 15, 2022
omoiyalayi:
Mumu Nigeria police if they are as intelligent as they claim to be what stop them from acting swiftly on the Twitter information and mobilize their men to the scene of the reported crime and if turn out to be false call the culprit out and track him or her down to face consequences of their actions

They cannot ask for money to investigate from Twitter report. They need you to go to their station so they can bill you.

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Re: Report Robbery In Police Stations, Not Twitter – Lagos Police Spokesman by FireUpNow(m): 11:52am On Jul 15, 2022
Oga askari they will come to report. Just do things In a proper way as most people have lost confidence in police due to their nefarious activities at the stations which deter people from coming to report cases.
Re: Report Robbery In Police Stations, Not Twitter – Lagos Police Spokesman by Hahabita7: 11:53am On Jul 15, 2022
Re: Report Robbery In Police Stations, Not Twitter – Lagos Police Spokesman by AfonjaConehead: 11:54am On Jul 15, 2022
IgweOfNnewi:
I know the person must be Igbo for obvious reasons

A resident, KELECHI BERNARD , on Thursday took to his Twitter handle to lament the repeated armed robbery along Adetola street, in Aguda.

Re: Report Robbery In Police Stations, Not Twitter – Lagos Police Spokesman by ghettokid1(m): 11:54am On Jul 15, 2022
Re: Report Robbery In Police Stations, Not Twitter – Lagos Police Spokesman by sabreal: 11:55am On Jul 15, 2022
8f he npf are alive to their responsibilities, they should discovered the incessant incidents of armed robbery.

Police should not be playing protocol.
Re: Report Robbery In Police Stations, Not Twitter – Lagos Police Spokesman by Kurutinto(m): 11:59am On Jul 15, 2022
Golan007:
Idiots still think it is funny to throw shades on this suggestion.

When you report on Twitter, who da heck do you think will investigate it?

Honest, how you zombies cum urchins think is nauseating, tueh!!

Re: Report Robbery In Police Stations, Not Twitter – Lagos Police Spokesman by baretalk: 12:00pm On Jul 15, 2022
uote author=Totilopussylick post=114752768] So that they will first of all detain you as an

Eyes witness tongue

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Stop talking clownish on important things, or do you like getting robbed?
Re: Report Robbery In Police Stations, Not Twitter – Lagos Police Spokesman by Mrkumareze(m): 12:01pm On Jul 15, 2022
Police respond to social media report than visiting their station.

Imagine going to the station, the idiot on the gate side ll question u, he ll then direct u to another fool that ll ask useless questions. Then direct you to their desk, there u ll be asked to wait. After 30 minutes u ll be asked to write one yeye statement before they proceed to inform the DPO.

Dpo ll now call wale wale, one officer ll respond; oga wale no dey oh . Wia him go?? Oga them go arrest one woman wey fight with her neighbour ..
Tbc
Re: Report Robbery In Police Stations, Not Twitter – Lagos Police Spokesman by kolokolobi(m): 12:02pm On Jul 15, 2022
Typical of poor way if thinking. When you discover a particular type of customer behaviour what you do is to build processes around that behavior and milk it for better customer experience. In this case you have discovered that people find it so easy to report via SM all you need to is to feed that into your process to milk it and meet the customers needs. Haba
Re: Report Robbery In Police Stations, Not Twitter – Lagos Police Spokesman by Golan007: 12:02pm On Jul 15, 2022
Mokason288:


You obviously have not been to a police station

And you don’t know how devilish Nigerian Police are

Oh yes.

Twitter would investigate the matter.
Re: Report Robbery In Police Stations, Not Twitter – Lagos Police Spokesman by 234daniel2010(m): 12:02pm On Jul 15, 2022
Elemosho478:
Many Nigerian youths are currently suffering from social media fever, Police station may not be far away from their homes and streets but they choose to report online for clouts. At least make a report to the nearest police station before you come online for clouts.

I am very sure you have never been to the Police station before to report any incident, just pray you do not any reason to.

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Re: Report Robbery In Police Stations, Not Twitter – Lagos Police Spokesman by Golan007: 12:04pm On Jul 15, 2022
Kurutinto:


Honest, how you zombies cum urchins think is nauseating, tueh!!

Moniker registered in May.

What happened to your old account?

Probably ashamed of your support for Nnamdi Kanu until next year.
Re: Report Robbery In Police Stations, Not Twitter – Lagos Police Spokesman by Sleekfingers: 12:09pm On Jul 15, 2022
lalasticlala:


https://punchng.com/report-robbery-in-stations-not-twitter-lagos-police/



Thunder fire that your mouth there.......you wouldn't show up or on time, when you guys are called.......na after the criminals don go, na that time , y'all idiots go show......bunch of useless people......
I reside in ikeja gra, and I have written , call your guys about the activities of some criminal elements in ikeja....... especially around Ipodo, anifowose etc , wetin una do? Thunder fire you again......

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Re: Report Robbery In Police Stations, Not Twitter – Lagos Police Spokesman by ruggedtimi(m): 12:10pm On Jul 15, 2022
grin grin funny
Re: Report Robbery In Police Stations, Not Twitter – Lagos Police Spokesman by jaxxy(m): 12:11pm On Jul 15, 2022
police station that will cover up. Report on twitter, then inform police station.
Re: Report Robbery In Police Stations, Not Twitter – Lagos Police Spokesman by Mokason288(m): 12:12pm On Jul 15, 2022
Golan007:


Oh yes.

Twitter would investigate the matter.
Mstheeeeeeew

Nigeria police have never investigated any matter in Nigeria

You guys are all after money
Re: Report Robbery In Police Stations, Not Twitter – Lagos Police Spokesman by ruggedtimi(m): 12:13pm On Jul 15, 2022
Elemosho478:
Many Nigerian youths are currently suffering from social media fever, Police station may not be far away from their homes and streets but they choose to report online for clouts. At least make a report to the nearest police station before you come online for clouts.
went to the police station to make a report of an active robbery case in my family house. The police dey ask "which gun Dem carry".."how many of them"

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Re: Report Robbery In Police Stations, Not Twitter – Lagos Police Spokesman by SeriouslySense(m): 12:14pm On Jul 15, 2022
smiley smiley
wagazala:
Oga move police stations to twitter. Share every police station handle and let them be tagged in any report case.

It is 2022 and not 1982. Social tools are there for everyones use including the Police. Nigeria will always remain backward with folks like this at the helm. Imagine someone being robbed at 2am and you want them to make way to Police station.

I recall one Road Safety Chief also saying it is illegal to use Google Maps.

Awon olodo.

Re: Report Robbery In Police Stations, Not Twitter – Lagos Police Spokesman by SeriouslySense(m): 12:15pm On Jul 15, 2022
cheesy cheesy
ruggedtimi:
went to the police station to make a report of an active robbery case in my family house. The police dey ask "which gun Dem carry".."how many of them"
Re: Report Robbery In Police Stations, Not Twitter – Lagos Police Spokesman by Nobody: 12:15pm On Jul 15, 2022
Na mumu dey trust Nigerian police

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Re: Report Robbery In Police Stations, Not Twitter – Lagos Police Spokesman by Nobody: 12:16pm On Jul 15, 2022
thesicilian:
Lol. Who wants to pay for file, write statement and describe what they know nothing about?

grin

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Re: Report Robbery In Police Stations, Not Twitter – Lagos Police Spokesman by Nobody: 12:17pm On Jul 15, 2022
kerry57:
Unserious naija police is asking the citizens to report robbery and crime to police. What will the police do if u report? They can only do the following?

1. Ask u to pay report fee
2. Pay fuel money that will take them to the scene
3. Ask u the type of guns that the robbers came with? (The most important of all the questions).
4. How many of the robbers came for the operation
5. By the time the would have finished with all these questions, they know that the armed robbers would have finished operation and u know police does not refund money.
6. If para venture they are able to meet the robbers and successfully arrest them, they will collect money from them and release them. This is the most wicked part, the armed robbers will now fully come for ur life for calling police on them.

Naija police no work, I don't know what they learn when they go for training abroad.

grin
Re: Report Robbery In Police Stations, Not Twitter – Lagos Police Spokesman by Golan007: 12:36pm On Jul 15, 2022
Mokason288:

Mstheeeeeeew

Nigeria police have never investigated any matter in Nigeria

You guys are all after money

Of course.

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