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How To Know If Your Mother Is A African by balmingilead: 10:29am On Aug 02, 2022
1) When you say, "Mummy, I'm Sorry!" And
she replies, "Sorry for yourself!"
2) When you ask her where you should
drop something and she
says, “Drop it on my head."
.
3) When she brings food
wrapped in a nylon bag from a party.
.
4) When you say, ''Mummy, I have fever.”
And she replies you, “Why won't you have
fever when you press
phone every night”
.
5) When you say, “Mummy I took 2nd in
my class.” and she replies, “So the person
that took first has two heads abi?”
.
6) When she takes the DSTV remote to
work, just to punish you.
.
7) When you are watching television with
her and then she sleeps off and still
doesn’t want you to change the
channel.
.
When you tell her you are going to a
friend's place to play and she asks, ''When
last did that friend come here to play with
you?
.
9) When she asks you if the food she
served you is enough, and you reply no,
and she says, come and eat my own with
yours.
.
10) When she tells you, if I hear Peem, you
will hear Ween.
.
11) When she touches hot pot comfortably
without a cloth or
paper.
.
12) When she tells you, ''I didn't kill my
mother, so you will not kill me''.
.
13) When she calls you from your room
upstairs and then sends you back upstairs
to bring her purse.
.
14) When you ask her to refund the
money she borrowed u and she tells you,
"All the food you have been eating in the
house nko? Which money did you think
was used in
buying them?''
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Re: How To Know If Your Mother Is A African by Jennyclay(f): 10:42am On Aug 02, 2022
African mothers would be like..

Me: mummy I want to quickly get something at ikeja.

My mother: Make sure you return home on time, you Russia and Ukraine are fighting.

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