Hit and run.
Pump and dump.
Chop and drop.

This na the most important rules of the game for any single bachelor out there.

Na me again o, your no 1 love-vendor aka pornlegend and ayam back again with another of my many adventures in the lands of towtow and Bobbi.

But jokes aside.... this na serious matter o

These girls no want anything serious. If you be serious guy and you day look for serious babe, my brother you go find tire.
Believe me or not, all these ßitchés want nowadays na Bleep, money and party
Nothing more and nothing less

Protect yourself and your small heart and follow this simple rule them

Hit and run.
Pump and dump.
Chop and drop.

Na so I meet this banny for road when I day on my way day go home from the location I day do my normal day to day hustle

If you see the tight skirt way this babe wear ehn.. these tight tight skirt way day bring yansh comot (I understand why girls like this skirt now)

She come carry one mad blouse on top... Her shape comot die and e set Wella.

Na so I just park my car (this must not pass me by), open my window talk to am.

She yarn say she day wait for opay bikeman way go carry am, and na there I see my opportunity to take enter am.
I offered to carry her to her place of work and she happy Wella.

Before I drop her off, I asked her name (let's just call her Bethany), she say she day work night shift for one factory like this (I no remember the name)

It dawned to me say na why she look fresh and fit by evening time (I been think say na normal hoe way day go club look for customer)

Before I drop her, I collect number... Knock am up for Whatsapp not long after.

We day chat small small, but I realize say she day front good girl for me.
But her Whatsapp status and instagram tells a different story entirely (a good way to know who a girl really is is by looking at her social media presence and personality)

Na so I just change am for am, I wanted to get the toto asap

I use my usual style bring sex talk enter our Convo... Again she wan day form good girl.

Some time ago sha, I come invite am come my crib (humble bragging o but my crib fresh die). She came and spend the weekend there, but I didn't touch her (learn how to play the game).
When she wan day go sha, she wasn't happy about it (girls sha) and na there I know say this babe want the D.

As I don know say my road clear, I simply waited for her to try to invite herself back to my crib (you go want enjoy DSTV/Netflix with free food and unlimited light plus internet na)... And I wholeheartedly agreed.

She carry her big Bobbi and yansh come again (lamb to the slaughter)

She come, cook... We chop. We come day watch Netflix. I intentionally put. For all those romance films (get her emotions going before the act... Emotions make the juices flow).
.... na 50 shades of grey we watch

As e reach those randy scenes na, I notice say her body don day move. Na so I use one finger rub one of her areola. Na when she moan I come know say my road don clear finish

Na so I use mouth attack her bobby o (she just bath, so no bra), I do preintimacy finish... Carry am enter za oza room.

Do missionary fess, her poosi tight but no too tight like that sha... Do doggy after. We do two rounds for the first time.

Since then, I just day chop the girl back to back. Sotey I come tire for am self.

At a point sha, I started avoiding her. She tried and tried and is still trying.

I don chop my own comot, make the next guyman see chance chop him own too.

Somebody came before me, and somebody will still come after me

If you wanna easily pull these naija girls just have
1. A car (this cannot be overemphasized). A decent car will seriously improve your game
2. A nice crib (very important too)
3. Stock your crib with food like indomie, spaghetti and your fridge with junks... These girls can eat junks for Africa

I was literally buying cartons of indomie because of that babe (she like indomie die though she does know how to cook it)

My hand don tire... I no day type again.

Untill next time!

She day try call me but I won't pick (maybe when I wanna dig her wall again sha I go reach out)

Receipts

So... Wetin you wan collect now ?
You wan collect medal or trophy?

#BAT2023

Brainless and useless Nigerian youths

Sex sex sex all the time

What a manbaby
You sleep with a girl, come carry her matter come outside on a public forum for all to see
Shameless man

.

Disgusting
Where do these boys come from ?

PornLegend:


This na the most important rules of the game for any single bachelor out there.

Na me again o, your no 1 love-vendor aka pornlegend and ayam back again with another of my many adventures in the lands of towtow and Bobbi.

But jokes aside.... this na serious matter o

These girls no want anything serious. If you be serious guy and you day look for serious babe, my brother you go find tire.
Believe me or not, all these ßitchés want nowadays na Bleep, money and party
Nothing more and nothing less

Protect yourself and your small heart and follow this simple rule them




Na so I meet this banny for road when I day on my way day go home from the location I day do my normal day to day hustle

If you see the tight skirt way this babe wear ehn.. these tight tight skirt way day bring yansh comot (I understand why girls like this skirt now)

She come carry one mad blouse on top... Her shape comot die and e set Wella.

Na so I just park my car (this must not pass me by), open my window talk to am.

She yarn say she day wait for opay bikeman way go carry am, and na there I see my opportunity to take enter am.
I offered to carry her to her place of work and she happy Wella.

Before I drop her off, I asked her name (let's just call her Bethany), she say she day work night shift for one factory like this (I no remember the name)

It dawned to me say na why she look fresh and fit by evening time (I been think say na normal hoe way day go club look for customer)

Before I drop her, I collect number... Knock am up for Whatsapp not long after.

We day chat small small, but I realize say she day front good girl for me.
But her Whatsapp status and instagram tells a different story entirely (a good way to know who a girl really is is by looking at her social media presence and personality)

Na so I just change am for am, I wanted to get the toto asap

I use my usual style bring sex talk enter our Convo... Again she wan day form good girl.

Some time ago sha, I come invite am come my crib (humble bragging o but my crib fresh die). She came and spend the weekend there, but I didn't touch her (learn how to play the game).
When she wan day go sha, she wasn't happy about it (girls sha) and na there I know say this babe want the D.

As I don know say my road clear, I simply waited for her to try to invite herself back to my crib (you go want enjoy DSTV/Netflix with free food and unlimited light plus internet na)... And I wholeheartedly agreed.

She carry her big Bobbi and yansh come again (lamb to the slaughter)

She come, cook... We chop. We come day watch Netflix. I intentionally put. For all those romance films (get her emotions going before the act... Emotions make the juices flow).
.... na 50 shades of grey we watch

As e reach those randy scenes na, I notice say her body don day move. Na so I use one finger rub one of her areola. Na when she moan I come know say my road don clear finish

Na so I use mouth attack her bobby o (she just bath, so no bra), I do preintimacy finish... Carry am enter za oza room.

Do missionary fess, her poosi tight but no too tight like that sha... Do doggy after. We do two rounds for the first time.

Since then, I just day chop the girl back to back. Sotey I come tire for am self.

At a point sha, I started avoiding her. She tried and tried and is still trying.

I don chop my own comot, make the next guyman see chance chop him own too.

Somebody came before me, and somebody will still come after me

Congrats.
Hope to see you drinking your wine from Grammy.

Don't mind the hypocrites OP
Fire on!

Op, where have u been?

nice 1 op

Na the last line for me lol

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