Last week Tuesday, I was at one Ecobank ATM when the lady behind me said she wanted me to lend her my earpiece. After I obliged, she asked for my phone contact; unfortunately for her I refused, stating that I don't give strangers my number. After much pleading from her, I gave her my number.

That evening, she told me she was in love with me and would do anything to make me happy. But because I was in a relationship and I didn't want to cheat on my gf, I told her I wasn't interested.
She asked for my account details and instantly sent 300k to me, adding that just in case I change my mind, she would give me anything I desire. I asked her why she would go that far? She said, "You're so handsome. I love you so much."

As I was blushing, I began to hear from the background, " Wake up, mumu boy!". That was when I knew I was dreaming all along. This life is really hard sha.

Stop smoking that thing

You still remember her number ??

Jesterinjay:
You still remember her number ??