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What Will You Do? by Luvties(m): 11:01pm On Aug 05, 2011
Imagine ds:
Lady: hi, gud morni
Radio Station: Gudmorni, wat can we do 4 u?
Lady: Pls I wl like 2 tickets to d A.Y show holdn ds wkend
Radio Station: well,u can av d tickets only if u can play a prank on sum1 on air n make them blv it
Lady: Dat's ok
Radio Station: Ar u married? Do u av kids?
Lady: Yes, n I av a son
Radio Station: Gud. U wl call ur husband n tell him he is not d father of ur son.
Lady: Wow, dat’s a big one.
Radio Station: Well, depends on how bad u want d tickets, n anyway we will be live on air listening n step in 2 tell him it’s all a prank.
Lady: Ok. Let’s do dis cos I rly want d tickets
Radio Station: Ok. Wia is he right now?
Woman: He is in d ofis. His numba is,
(Radio Station calls d husband)

Lady: hello luv.
Husband: hi baby
Lady: how is work?
Husband: Gud! Can’t wait to get back home n make sweet luv to u
Lady: Me too luv. But em, Dia's sumtn I nid to tell u
Husband: Ok, I’m all ears dear
Lady: U know I luv u?
Husband: Yes I do
Lady: And we promised to always b sincere to each oda?
Husband: Yes we did. U are startn to scare me dear, pls, what’s ds abt?
Lady: Sumtn happend in my ofis 9 yrs ago.
Husband: Wat happend?
Lady: D annual xmas party we av in d ofis, 9 yrs ago I got so drunk n ad sex wt a co-worker. , em, u r not d father of our son
Husband: WAT!
Lady: I just felt u shud know.
Husband: Ar u crazy?
Lady: Am sori luv; I just needed to get it off my chest.
Husband: I can’t blv dis.
Lady: I’m sorry luv, pls 4give me.
Husband: U want 4giveness? Ok, u too 4giv dis, I av bn sleepn wt ur sista 4 d past 5 years.
Radio Station: Oh God!
Lady: Wat did u say?
Husband: U heard me; we just confessed our sins to each oda. Is dia sum1 dia wt u?
Radio Station: Sir, ds is Pranks FM n u r on air. We askd ur wife to play a prank on u so u guys can get tickets to go watch d AY live show ds wkend.
Husband: Oh shit!
Lady: Oh no!
Radio Station: Dis is not wat we expected sir.
Husband: I av to go now.
(Phone cuts).

So, as a man or a wman, wat wud u do??
Re: What Will You Do? by MMM2(m): 11:09pm On Aug 05, 2011
am not married angry
Re: What Will You Do? by Nobody: 11:14pm On Aug 05, 2011
Who be MUMU? I also played a prank on her jare! undecided 1:1
Re: What Will You Do? by Smilenw(f): 11:16pm On Aug 05, 2011
ROFL @ the story
Re: What Will You Do? by Mynd44: 2:51am On Aug 06, 2011
I would probably say I was listening to the radio and knew she would call me so I decided to pull my own prank too
Re: What Will You Do? by deniyor: 10:25am On Aug 13, 2011
sexkillz:

Who be MUMU? I also played a prank on her jare! undecided 1:1


GBAM!!!
I was listening to the radio show and recognised her voice, next thing she is playing a prank on me. Of course I played her right back. Now where are the tickets.
Re: What Will You Do? by inembello(f): 12:05pm On Aug 13, 2011
Please, the joke is too expensive. I cant do that just bicos i want to watch AY show.

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