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What Will You Do? by Luvties(m): 11:01pm On Aug 05, 2011 |
Imagine ds: Lady: hi, gud morni Radio Station: Gudmorni, wat can we do 4 u? Lady: Pls I wl like 2 tickets to d A.Y show holdn ds wkend Radio Station: well,u can av d tickets only if u can play a prank on sum1 on air n make them blv it Lady: Dat's ok Radio Station: Ar u married? Do u av kids? Lady: Yes, n I av a son Radio Station: Gud. U wl call ur husband n tell him he is not d father of ur son. Lady: Wow, dat’s a big one. Radio Station: Well, depends on how bad u want d tickets, n anyway we will be live on air listening n step in 2 tell him it’s all a prank. Lady: Ok. Let’s do dis cos I rly want d tickets Radio Station: Ok. Wia is he right now? Woman: He is in d ofis. His numba is, (Radio Station calls d husband) Lady: hello luv. Husband: hi baby Lady: how is work? Husband: Gud! Can’t wait to get back home n make sweet luv to u Lady: Me too luv. But em, Dia's sumtn I nid to tell u Husband: Ok, I’m all ears dear Lady: U know I luv u? Husband: Yes I do Lady: And we promised to always b sincere to each oda? Husband: Yes we did. U are startn to scare me dear, pls, what’s ds abt? Lady: Sumtn happend in my ofis 9 yrs ago. Husband: Wat happend? Lady: D annual xmas party we av in d ofis, 9 yrs ago I got so drunk n ad sex wt a co-worker. , em, u r not d father of our son Husband: WAT! Lady: I just felt u shud know. Husband: Ar u crazy? Lady: Am sori luv; I just needed to get it off my chest. Husband: I can’t blv dis. Lady: I’m sorry luv, pls 4give me. Husband: U want 4giveness? Ok, u too 4giv dis, I av bn sleepn wt ur sista 4 d past 5 years. Radio Station: Oh God! Lady: Wat did u say? Husband: U heard me; we just confessed our sins to each oda. Is dia sum1 dia wt u? Radio Station: Sir, ds is Pranks FM n u r on air. We askd ur wife to play a prank on u so u guys can get tickets to go watch d AY live show ds wkend. Husband: Oh shit! Lady: Oh no! Radio Station: Dis is not wat we expected sir. Husband: I av to go now. (Phone cuts). So, as a man or a wman, wat wud u do?? |
Re: What Will You Do? by MMM2(m): 11:09pm On Aug 05, 2011 |
am not married |
Re: What Will You Do? by Nobody: 11:14pm On Aug 05, 2011 |
Who be MUMU? I also played a prank on her jare! 1:1 |
Re: What Will You Do? by Smilenw(f): 11:16pm On Aug 05, 2011 |
ROFL @ the story |
Re: What Will You Do? by Mynd44: 2:51am On Aug 06, 2011 |
I would probably say I was listening to the radio and knew she would call me so I decided to pull my own prank too |
Re: What Will You Do? by deniyor: 10:25am On Aug 13, 2011 |
sexkillz: GBAM!!! I was listening to the radio show and recognised her voice, next thing she is playing a prank on me. Of course I played her right back. Now where are the tickets. |
Re: What Will You Do? by inembello(f): 12:05pm On Aug 13, 2011 |
Please, the joke is too expensive. I cant do that just bicos i want to watch AY show. |
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