A tourist asked a boat guy: Do u know psychology,geography,geology n criminology?
Boat guy no 2 all the questions.
The tourist then asked again:Wat da hell do u know on dis earth? U will die of illiteracy.
Then suddenly the boat started sinkin then the boat guy also ask da tourist: Do u know how 2 swimology,escapology away 4rm crocodielogy?
tourist said:NO.
Boat guy: today u will drownocology,crocology will eat ur bodyocology n u will dieocology cos of ur bad mouthocology

LMAOO

nice

seeing it before but. . .

Studio if u don't like the joke then waka

u see why some of dey fail jamb year in year out

mtchew
simple english difficult for una to understand

Lol

Sorry oo studio ingrish tisa

Stud, are u deliberately blowing fuses?; i.e. mixing your tenses - present and past

your business

Aunty dis is JOKES SECTION . . Whatever u see you take

and if u continue dey pester my life with too many questions, then i would consider u an enemy

stuipidio did you have any friend?

Anywhere u go people are fighting studio

then that proof the kind of guy he is

Stud sorry na, I was just wondering.

na so you dey fear studio reach?

No, bt nor be everytime person dey fight.

Besides, wetin concern u 4 our matter?

bashy_demy:

stuipidio did you have any friend?

if i call u mumu now people go say na biff
Lol
tis spelt STUDIO! u dis confused yoruba man

and about tha idiotic question u asked, take a good look at me and tell if for your blood stained eyes i be like person wey no dey friendly in reality.
(LAUGHS)

most of my friends sef are women
so u see. . .

jokingmary:

Anywhere u go people are fighting studio

Lol
they like* me i guess
they wanna be friends with me the hard way cuz to them thats the only way to get close to me.

In dis life, if nobody talks about or carez to know who u are, then u are a nobody.
I'm a somebody infact a very important person and dats why they wanna be friends with me. . . Lol

Sophizzy:

Stud sorry na, I was just wondering.

Lol
i didnt meant to scare u

Sophizzy:

No, bt nor be everytime person dey fight.

Besides, wetin concern u 4 our matter?

no dey mind dat guy (BASHY DEMY) na so so people wives him sabi pursue

@studio who dey decieve you self? You dey friendly with way u attack every post u (•͡.̮ •͡) on joke section guy wake and who wanna be friend with you =)) º°˚˚˚°ºнaĦaнaº°˚°º‎​ =)) I no fit laff anyone that try to be friend with you just got an increase in enemy ‎​=)) L =)) W=)) K=)) M=)) D=))

*Blinks*

*Speechless*

*adjusts my chicago bulls pant*

*reads the yoruba man's post again*

*hisses*
*clears throat*

*checks the time*
time for bed

*ignores his silly rants*

*Sips Moet*
turn off the puter. . . Yawns and and and sits on the couch and and zZzzZzzzZZZ,

Lol.

lol

hahahaha i can't stop laffing who is ranting here? stupid what did you use to post again when you turn off your putter haha your real name na mumunatu

Mumu
i no switch my phone off

ask question before before . . . I reserve my comment

Ewu you better reserve the little comment you have monkey

dont take my gentle man's approach to heart
dis is jokes section

bashy_demy:

A tourist asked a boat guy: Do u know psychology,geography,geology n criminology?
Boat guy no 2 all the questions.
The tourist then asked again:Wat da hell do u know on dis earth? U will die of illiteracy.
Then suddenly the boat started sinkin then the boat guy also ask da tourist: Do u know how 2 swimology,escapology away 4rm crocodielogy?
tourist said:NO.
Boat guy: today u will drownocology,crocology will eat your bodyocology n u will dieocology cos of your bad mouthocology

hahaha!! Now, this joke of yours - me likey!!

Kudos Bashy!!

but er. . .if crocology eat the guy bodyocology, does this mean im nor go get remainsocology for im burialocology??

I mean, how the pastor go do im prayerocology for im poor soulocology??

lol @ Efe

lol @ poster

Old joke. Everybody just dey open tooth. studio? Just dey show yourself.

dont hate

@Efe and Araregem thanks jare