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Re: If You Were A Coach & Met This Kind Of Squad, Would You Manage Them? (Photo) by GreatAxeMan: 11:30am On Nov 14, 2022
My team of gentlemen will destroy them:

Goalkeeper: Buffon

Defenders: Philip Lahm, Raphael Varane, Paolo Maldini, Roberto Carlos

Midfielders: Ngolo Kante, Iniesta, Xavi

Forwards: Messi, Mohammed Salah, Ronaldinho


kenzysmith:
Before I go sign the contract I go ask the owner if I can voluntary resign and I will still be paid my salary in full if things got messy
Re: If You Were A Coach & Met This Kind Of Squad, Would You Manage Them? (Photo) by gasparpisciotta: 11:36am On Nov 14, 2022
rusher14:
I would make Diego Costa the captain then watch what would happen.

grin

Oliver Khan will be captain

Jaap Stam will be vice and Keane will be no 3
Re: If You Were A Coach & Met This Kind Of Squad, Would You Manage Them? (Photo) by Faposky95: 11:36am On Nov 14, 2022
..one word

BBBBBLLLLLOOOOODDDDDDD !!!!!!!

to say the least
Re: If You Were A Coach & Met This Kind Of Squad, Would You Manage Them? (Photo) by phemmyfour: 11:37am On Nov 14, 2022
kenzysmith:
Bench includes: oliseh,balotteli,Beira,joey Barton,bartez, and they ask Jose morinho to be your assistant manager grin


This squad is full of red card induced players. Only Ibro and Oliver Kahn are a bit sane.
Re: If You Were A Coach & Met This Kind Of Squad, Would You Manage Them? (Photo) by Blessinomax(m): 11:39am On Nov 14, 2022
Rigoberth Song and Emmanuel Kunde should be added coupled with Bright Omokaro to the team bench shocked shocked grin grin

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Re: If You Were A Coach & Met This Kind Of Squad, Would You Manage Them? (Photo) by DonroxyII: 11:39am On Nov 14, 2022
rusher14:
I would make Diego Costa the captain then watch what would happen.

grin
Gattuso is the Best Captain for that Team.. Costa Can't Manage Ibrahimovic grin
Re: If You Were A Coach & Met This Kind Of Squad, Would You Manage Them? (Photo) by DaObserver(m): 11:42am On Nov 14, 2022
kenzysmith:
Bench includes: oliseh,balotteli,Beira,joey Barton,bartez, and they ask Jose morinho to be your assistant manager grin

Replace Suarez with Eric Cantona please


Re: If You Were A Coach & Met This Kind Of Squad, Would You Manage Them? (Photo) by sayso: 11:43am On Nov 14, 2022
rusher14:
I would make Diego Costa the captain then watch what would happen.

grin
fight go start for dressing rm.

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Re: If You Were A Coach & Met This Kind Of Squad, Would You Manage Them? (Photo) by Cheasystickylov: 11:48am On Nov 14, 2022
Evil spirit team

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Re: If You Were A Coach & Met This Kind Of Squad, Would You Manage Them? (Photo) by Ekugbeh(m): 11:54am On Nov 14, 2022
Na to runo
Re: If You Were A Coach & Met This Kind Of Squad, Would You Manage Them? (Photo) by adeniyilamlek(m): 11:58am On Nov 14, 2022
Dunamai86:
With this kind of squad, I will need iron mike Tyson as a fitness coach and mc olu omo and his crew on the training ground as ball boys. Do any how, you see anyhow!!!
don't kill me nah cheesy

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Re: If You Were A Coach & Met This Kind Of Squad, Would You Manage Them? (Photo) by Dammyraph: 12:05pm On Nov 14, 2022
Still not complete with Balloteli
kenzysmith:
Bench includes: oliseh,balotteli,Beira,joey Barton,bartez, and they ask Jose morinho to be your assistant manager grin




Re: If You Were A Coach & Met This Kind Of Squad, Would You Manage Them? (Photo) by omoyankee3(m): 12:10pm On Nov 14, 2022
Joey Barton.....red card specialist. Only God knows the number of legs that guy has broken

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Re: If You Were A Coach & Met This Kind Of Squad, Would You Manage Them? (Photo) by Harrynight(m): 12:30pm On Nov 14, 2022
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Re: If You Were A Coach & Met This Kind Of Squad, Would You Manage Them? (Photo) by pat077: 12:32pm On Nov 14, 2022
yemobrown:
Na Antonio Conte ONLY fit try manage this type of team. The team name should be Volcanic FC.
Volcanic Fighting/Football Club
Diego Simon would do better

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Re: If You Were A Coach & Met This Kind Of Squad, Would You Manage Them? (Photo) by Jeezuzpick(m): 12:33pm On Nov 14, 2022
bfn1:
Suarez? Not fair.
Where did you leave Eric Cantona? And Antonio Cassano?

Pierluigi Collina must be the referee for every match.

With a due respect to Eric the Red, he did turn a new leaf.
Re: If You Were A Coach & Met This Kind Of Squad, Would You Manage Them? (Photo) by Jeezuzpick(m): 12:35pm On Nov 14, 2022
beautyhd post=116834440:
Association of leg breakers and shoulder shifters.

Antonio conte should be the coach and mourinho, assistant coach .

Red card specialists.

Our own Emmanuel Emenike should be here as well.

Red card FC

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Re: If You Were A Coach & Met This Kind Of Squad, Would You Manage Them? (Photo) by Calicoe: 12:35pm On Nov 14, 2022
Everything will be going well until u bring Barton from the bench
Re: If You Were A Coach & Met This Kind Of Squad, Would You Manage Them? (Photo) by Blackman101: 12:48pm On Nov 14, 2022
let Gattusu be the captain and Put the team on auto pilot.


them seat down and watch them like chief Festus ‘Adegboye' Onigbinde from Modakeke cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy grin grin grin grin grin grin

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Re: If You Were A Coach & Met This Kind Of Squad, Would You Manage Them? (Photo) by HARKsmart(m): 12:51pm On Nov 14, 2022
kenzysmith:
Bench includes: oliseh,balotteli,Beira,joey Barton,bartez, and they ask Jose morinho to be your assistant manager grin





Where's Balotelli,
Re: If You Were A Coach & Met This Kind Of Squad, Would You Manage Them? (Photo) by IMPARTIAL: 12:57pm On Nov 14, 2022
I would pick just 4 players - Kahn, Ramos, Stam and Ibradacabra!
Re: If You Were A Coach & Met This Kind Of Squad, Would You Manage Them? (Photo) by Tofee: 1:01pm On Nov 14, 2022
Victor Valdes should also be on bench
Re: If You Were A Coach & Met This Kind Of Squad, Would You Manage Them? (Photo) by khalids: 1:04pm On Nov 14, 2022
shortgun:
There's already a problem with the formation.
A very tactical coach will overcrowd the midfield and render all of them useless.

You are missing the point bro...

This is a team of some of the most aggressive/hostile footballers........The crowded midfield will only hasten the game turning into Royal Rumble...With this team its not about football play, its about breaking legs and heads

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Re: If You Were A Coach & Met This Kind Of Squad, Would You Manage Them? (Photo) by khalids: 1:07pm On Nov 14, 2022
kenzysmith:
Bench includes: oliseh,balotteli,Beira,joey Barton,bartez, and they ask Jose morinho to be your assistant manager grin




With this kin team....them no go even reach pitch, because casala go don bust for dressing room before match even start....

All matches go end in forfeit due to no show...
Re: If You Were A Coach & Met This Kind Of Squad, Would You Manage Them? (Photo) by LaSenior: 1:10pm On Nov 14, 2022
Go in there and declare violence get me the three points at all costs

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Re: If You Were A Coach & Met This Kind Of Squad, Would You Manage Them? (Photo) by Nobody: 1:33pm On Nov 14, 2022
kenzysmith:
Bench includes: oliseh,balotteli,Beira,joey Barton,bartez, and they ask Jose morinho to be your assistant manager grin






Yes naa but with a pistol just in case any of them brings their follow come madness towards me grin grin cheesy

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Re: If You Were A Coach & Met This Kind Of Squad, Would You Manage Them? (Photo) by zudozz: 1:42pm On Nov 14, 2022
Just buy gun n bomb n axes n matchet n give them. then sit aside with my packet of cigarette n watch!

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Re: If You Were A Coach & Met This Kind Of Squad, Would You Manage Them? (Photo) by onyenna85000: 1:58pm On Nov 14, 2022
This is called the WWE royal FC aka leg breakers union.

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Re: If You Were A Coach & Met This Kind Of Squad, Would You Manage Them? (Photo) by Kaysalas(m): 3:25pm On Nov 14, 2022
kenzysmith:
Bench includes: oliseh,balotteli,Beira,joey Barton,bartez, and they ask Jose morinho to be your assistant manager grin




Na to just write resignation letter. I can't come and kill myself
Re: If You Were A Coach & Met This Kind Of Squad, Would You Manage Them? (Photo) by Jackipapa: 3:33pm On Nov 14, 2022
beautyhd:
Association of leg breakers and shoulder shifters.

Antonio conte should be the coach and mourinho, assistant coach .

Red card specialists.

Our own Emmanuel Emenike should be here as well.



Diego Simone, The coach!

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