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A Week After We Got Married. by ManofgodJnr3(m): 3:52pm On Sep 29, 2022 |
A week after we got married. https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=pfbid02oSUJFq3YT7QLVEcYw8uGFZwMgPyHTn8hyN4kGHhyJDkAv89741j9PW5SY1QbZTyhl&id=100037871582590 17 Likes 3 Shares
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Re: A Week After We Got Married. by caesymore(m): 4:03pm On Sep 29, 2022 |
I was totally embarrassed because she laughed at me for not knowing how to make 'ordinary pap.' Lol, Bro never call Pap ordinary. I'm a kitchen champion and Pap messes good cooks up once in a while this I know. Pap has little details you really have to give heed to. From your write up you have a healthy marriage I wish you more of that bro. 214 Likes 6 Shares |
Re: A Week After We Got Married. by Rexymania(m): 4:03pm On Sep 29, 2022 |
The hot water, while pouring it inside your Pap should be little. Pour it gently 26 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: A Week After We Got Married. by Christiansimon: 4:11pm On Sep 29, 2022 |
is like your pap is in small quantity. really want to learn from us? 5 Likes |
Re: A Week After We Got Married. by Ekejoestar(m): 4:12pm On Sep 29, 2022 |
So if I can make akamu without knowing how to cook, does it mean I'm a good cook? 24 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: A Week After We Got Married. by MrBrownJay1(m): 4:20pm On Sep 29, 2022 |
you should instead look at the smile you put on your wife's face... marriage is also about having fun, so its all good. now, you should stop claiming all type of nonsense to your wife (you are a better cook bla bla bla) and instead accept who/what you are before it backfires on you head again. 18 Likes 1 Share |
Re: A Week After We Got Married. by VeryWickedGoat: 4:24pm On Sep 29, 2022 |
Add sperm to thicken it. 57 Likes |
Re: A Week After We Got Married. by MMempire(m): 4:43pm On Sep 29, 2022 |
Try adding thickener to the pap next time. ��� 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: A Week After We Got Married. by general111(m): 5:33pm On Sep 29, 2022 |
When it messes you up, simply turn the pap into a pot and place it on low heat and begin to stear.gradually, your pap will form, but you have to really steer it properly, else you will have a pap full of seeds 106 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: A Week After We Got Married. by Bluezy13(m): 6:35pm On Sep 29, 2022 |
Hmmm... (1) Uneven dissolution of the solute (raw pap) in the solvent (water); Pouring 100°C water into the solution would result to formation of lumps and/or balls. (2) Non uniform stirring of the solution while adding the hot water will result to formation of lumps. In some cases, stirring may not be required while adding the hot water. (3) Non uniform distribution of the hot water in the cold water + pap solution will result to the formation of lumps. (4) Addition of more than the required quantity of solvent (cold water) into the solute (raw pap) in the initial stage of preparation will result to the preparation of watery pap. (5) Addition of more than the required hot water into the cold water + pap solution will result to the preparation of watery pap. (6) Avoid addition of sugar into the cold water solution, otherwise you risk having watery pap. (6) Impatience in effectively mixing of the raw pap with cold water will result to formation of lumps. (7) Fear...the fear of being a failure will result to failure (evident in your case). (8 ) Lack of practice for oneself first will result to disaster and embarrassment (as evident in your case) To prepare pap...well (1) Dissolve the raw pap into cold water such that a thick solution is formed (not watery solution). The thicker the cold water solution, the thicker the pap when hot water is added. (2) Pour the hot water gradually and evenly...with patience...into the thick cold water + pap solution and stop as soon as it thickens (stirring may be necessary). Note: A slight addition of extra hot water after thickness is achieved may turn the thickness into watery paste. Also stir the cold water solution immediately before adding the hot water. 72 Likes 6 Shares |
Re: A Week After We Got Married. by hakeemhakeem(m): 6:54pm On Sep 29, 2022 |
You add more cool water while mixing it ,next time put it on fire turn it for some minutes to get thick 7 Likes 1 Share |
Re: A Week After We Got Married. by Nobody: 6:57pm On Sep 29, 2022 |
Women cook better in most homes. So...leave the award for cooking to your wife. Simon in the dept of cooking and v regular nutritious meal for the rest of your life. 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: A Week After We Got Married. by SenatePresdo(m): 7:02pm On Sep 29, 2022 |
Some guys are certified chef, you can't use cooking food for them to do shakara as a lady. During my service year, whenever I'm cooking neighbours would be asking me which girl did I bring over that is cooking this kind of delicious meal for me But honestly you see Pap? It's like Penalty, anybody can miss anytime, once your mind is on something else, you are likely gonna miss 15 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: A Week After We Got Married. by EseAbed: 7:02pm On Sep 29, 2022 |
hi
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Re: A Week After We Got Married. by LIGHTROOM: 7:02pm On Sep 29, 2022 |
Am not getting you I mean your neck 1 Like
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Re: A Week After We Got Married. by Odaveboy(m): 7:03pm On Sep 29, 2022 |
Go and buy custard haaa..... |
Re: A Week After We Got Married. by Hambivert: 7:03pm On Sep 29, 2022 |
Some days, the making of my akamu is successful, while other times, the thing would sparogatively just want to disgrace itself... because it can never be me it would disgrace. "Akamu, if you think you will disgrace me, I will cook your head like Agidi till you go get sense" 14 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: A Week After We Got Married. by money121(m): 7:04pm On Sep 29, 2022 |
Ok |
Re: A Week After We Got Married. by ecolime(m): 7:04pm On Sep 29, 2022 |
Akamu requires hard-core skills and you need to prepare it often to perfect it. Na during NYSC I turn legend for Pap and Custard making. 1. First dilute/soften your Pap with small cold water. 2. Don't let it be watery. It should be semi-thick and smooth like Yoghurt while in that cold state. 3. Now pour boiled water and stir it continuously until its done. You have it 21 Likes 1 Share |
Re: A Week After We Got Married. by bukatyne(f): 7:05pm On Sep 29, 2022 |
Re: A Week After We Got Married. by Bashnigga(m): 7:05pm On Sep 29, 2022 |
Lol, Akamu na ur mate Almost everyone has at one point got it wrong while making pap 4 Likes |
Re: A Week After We Got Married. by Sweetvie: 7:06pm On Sep 29, 2022 |
Lol... Pap is the easiest thing Plus I got a brother that can't even make eba 1 Like |
Re: A Week After We Got Married. by Lorechino(m): 7:06pm On Sep 29, 2022 |
Honestly I love this piece |
Re: A Week After We Got Married. by Qtrpst4: 7:06pm On Sep 29, 2022 |
Honestly pap has a habit of embarrassing you. You need to know how to make it and also make it regularly to be good at it. Ops next time, if it's watery, just put small water in a pot and put the bowl of akamu inside the pot and heat slightly, it will form but you must continually stir it oh, else you will have some ugly things in it 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: A Week After We Got Married. by Jummyad: 7:06pm On Sep 29, 2022 |
U still need to go back home & learn very well |
Re: A Week After We Got Married. by VeeVeeMyLuv(m): 7:06pm On Sep 29, 2022 |
Are you afraid to whisk it? Whisk it well comrade |
Re: A Week After We Got Married. by Godada(m): 7:06pm On Sep 29, 2022 |
I sometimes wonder which of the mods thta sends these topics to the front page. 1 Like |
Re: A Week After We Got Married. by Bigleaf1006: 7:06pm On Sep 29, 2022 |
I taught my wife how to make salad,fried rice and even egusi ijebu but i can't even make ordinary custard for my kids. Shame dey catch me I noh fit tell them But my consolation is that I have a married friend who can't even cook noodles successfully. 4 Likes |
Re: A Week After We Got Married. by Pells: 7:07pm On Sep 29, 2022 |
You don't have a problem in life 2 Likes |
Re: A Week After We Got Married. by Jcash90: 7:07pm On Sep 29, 2022 |
How that one take concern us. 3 Likes |
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