Abizz:

That's why I'm still single. Happy you are getting a clearer picture of me.
To not forget, I requested and still request for a well deserved compensation, teaching you this trick didn't come on a platter.
Should I drop my account details?

Just say you want to know me better
Yinmu

Abizz:

That's why I'm still single. Happy you are getting a clearer picture of me.
To not forget, I requested and still request for a well deserved compensation, teaching you this trick didn't come on a platter.
Should I drop my account details?

To a point I feel you might be a woman
Wait lemme use my psychic powers to read you

*Modified
I think you're a woman
With quite an amount of hurts in her heart
High possibility of being internally lonely
And might have an history of self actualisation

If I'm right,then I should be the one sending my account number

Lucrativress:

Wait I'm not even done yet sef
Your name is not coming up in my first quote, I think I'm doing something wrong here.

The name only appears on the major body of the post you are quoting. Doesn't appear on others, you aren't doing anything wrongly.

We learn everyday till we die na
I don't expect to be flawless abeg
Ah shior
Patience isn't your virtue,you see that you're not ready yet?
Suru lere

Well, it's my flaw. I won't hide it, everyone complains.

Lucrativress:

To a point I feel you might be a woman
Wait lemme use my psychic powers to read you

Lol. This!!! I know where you are getting the hunch from. It's from one or two of the responses I gave to people here. I'll leave you to figure out sha.

*Modified
I think you're a woman
With quite an amount of hurts in her heart
High possibility of being internally lonely
And might have an history of self actualisation

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
Hut hurt ko, upstairs ni.
Pele!! I'm eternally bony and have catarrh plus actualisation of Biafra. What are you saying?

Lucrativress:
Abizzzz oooo
I don burn beans
See what talking to okunrin has caused ehnn
The kitchen is smoking
Oya see something to put in your list of "not good for marriage" :
Someone da can't concentrate enough to cook Dinner

It's not a big deal. I like ladies who could burn down all that I have laboured for within a second.
You are my type.
Spot the sarcasm.
It's a good thing you'd be eating burnt beans tonight though. E dey sweet me for belle.

Lucrativress:

Just say you want to know me better
Yinmu

I didn't say that.
I simply asked for a compensation, how did it turn to wanting to know you better?
For a fact, I asked you questions you didn't want to answer because you assumed the entire universe is watching, I won't trouble you by asking for more. I know you won't answer. I know.

Seems we are about to have a new nairaland couple.

The name only appears on the major body of the post you are quoting. Doesn't appear on others, you aren't doing anything wrongly.

Yipppeeeee

Abizz:

Well, it's my flaw. I won't hide it, everyone complains.
Lol. This!!! I know where you are getting the hunch from. It's from one or two of the responses I gave to people here. I'll leave you to figure out sha.

Why do you want me getting puzzled over something that's not business related na,pity me abeg

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
Hut hurt ko, upstairs ni.
Pele!! I'm eternally bony and have catarrh plus actualisation of Biafra. What are you saying?

I don't want to believe people are always angry for no reason,na either you don't have love in your life or You're tensed up always.

It's not a big deal. I like ladies who could burn down all that I have laboured for within a second.
You are my type.

Don't worry it's my money, I can decide how I do it

Spot the sarcasm.
It's a good thing you'd be eating burnt beans tonight though. E dey sweet me for belle.

At least I'm making you feel sweet,that gives me Joy

I didn't say that.
I simply asked for a compensation, how did it turn to wanting to know you better?

I get to see your name on the account details,then my CIA instincts kicks in, I look you up on Google,get at least one information about you= I get to know you better

For a fact, I asked you questions you didn't want to answer because you assumed the entire universe is watching, I won't trouble you by asking for more. I know you won't answer. I know.

Let's just say just as you're naturally mean, just how I'm done of us are naturally untrusting in something's.

Abizz wait I think this one was too long for me to take it all at once.

Abizz:
Fastforwarded.

This man became so nonchalant that he would even take this woman to the official apartment. I mean officials inhabit about 12% of this estate and the apartments paid for by the company are literally just beside each other. You could imagine his gut foolishness, in fact, the foolishness was from both parties. Nothing happened still tho.

About two months ago.
First off, the company does give staff official phones with official sims and the sims come with free call to every official line. I mean, you could make a billion-minute call with zero naira to other staff, although to some selected levels. By default, a junior staff isn't supposed to have one unless the drivers who need them to lessen their phone call duties.
He first abused his office by unofficially allocating an official line to this lady because he wanted to be doing day time "extra cool" with her and funnily enough, despite all he earns, he couldn't buy the lady a new phone. He had to go to the store where abandoned official phones are kept to get her one of the phones. How much dem dey sell phones sef? Man could honestly afford any phone.
Of course he got away with it at first not until last month when this lady and other staff were being driven home and the lady forgot her phone in the staff bus. Someone (I suspect already hated the man and never approved of what he had going with the lady) now went through their chats. Gathered enough screenshots as evidence and sent them to some of the bosses. I suspect it's the driver because only someone with an official line could easily guess the numbers of the top officials. The first seven digits of each line are the same, only the last four are different and the last digits are kind of shared according to ranks. So for instance, if our official line was 0706789-xxxx, only the xxxx would be different and whoever uses 0 7 0 6 7 8 9 0 0 0 1 is most definitely an oga at the top.
You do not have a business with this if you don't have an official line.
The person sha shared the proofs of their romance with the management and my people, after our monthly meeting today. He was asked to drop his car key, house key and the official phone. Just like that. That was it, please submit your resignation letter today and your refusal to submit it before 4PM still means sure dismissal. I watched as he cried his eyes out and in all honesty, I pitied him and the lady as well. The two of them were sent off today with zero compensation. No nothing.

By the way, man was always talking about how difficult life was for him until he got the job. Without being told, you could picture life of a man with seven children and a wife. I could only hope he saved enough which looks almost impossible with seven children. Even me wey still single sef, na blow as e dey come for years till I manage get small sense recently.
See ehn... Promiscuity dey damage things, make I no lie. Na so Egbon take return to trenches. I pity his beautiful wife and seven children, I pity the woman as well and her own three children. I even pity myself wey type this epistle untop another person matter.. Make we sha dey learn sha.
Ire o.

Well, the driver that reported them is a bastærd..

I am not saying what the unofficial couple did was good, but the driver reported dem out of hatred..

Whatever happens to minding ur business...

2Radii:
Well, the driver that reported them is a bastærd..

I am not saying what the unofficial couple did was good, but the driver reported dem out of hatred..

Whatever happens to minding ur business...

I mean. If anybody knows about a married woman cheating on her husband with her boss at work, it is totally nobody's business.

What a vile, wicked man plotting the downfall of another man. No wonder he's a driver and can only hate on an harmless man doing better than himself.

I fear who no fear men sha.

In this life, perspective is sacrosanct. Always.

Godsofsoccer:
Seems we are about to have a new nairaland couple.

Ah no o
He is reminding me of someone I really don't want a repeat of.
Same State
Almost the same profile but that one is not angry sha

Lucrativress:

Yipppeeeee
Why do you want me getting puzzled over something that's not business related na,pity me abeg.

Oh! If it's not fetching you money then it's not worth it. I like this mantra tho. You are just like me but we could still make exceptions.

I don't want to believe people are always angry for no reason...

Do I appear always angry? My profile shows I joined nairaland in 2020, I have spent 8 days a few hours on here and that I have made about 200 posts. Are you saying the 8 days I have spent on here plus the other details are true reflection of the 1095 days of my life since 2020? Or could literally be judged by just the 8 days out of the 11,315 days that I have spent in this life so far? Is that how it works? Wow.

...na either you don't have love in your life or You're tensed up always.

I do have love in my life unless you meant the boyfriend-girlfriend love which I actually don't but isn't a big deal since I know thousand of people who are single and aren't always angry. And nah, I'm not tensed at all let alone always.
Olori nla.

Don't worry it's my money, I can decide how I do it
At least I'm making you feel sweet,that gives me Joy

Well, not bad. Sha come and give me part of the money.

I get to see your name on the account details,then my CIA instincts kicks in, I look you up on Google,get at least one information about you= I get to know you better

Actually, this is so impossible. You can't dig a thing about me by just having the name on my account details. You honestly can't. And if you want to bet, please be my guest.

Let's just say just as you're naturally mean, just how I'm done of us are naturally untrusting in something's.

Make I first laugh. I'm totally lost here. You wrote this part in Spanish yeah?
Please help read the last line aloud and tell me what it means.

Lucrativress:
Abizz wait I think this one was too long for me to take it all at once.

It wasn't too long, you weren't patient enough ni. It seems we both have issues with patience after all. Suru lere ore.

Oh! If it's not fetching you money then it's not worth it. I like this mantra tho. You are just like me but we could still make exceptions.

My bad
My friend has told me I see people as a project and try deciphering the possible outcome from the beginning so I don't waste my time.

Do I appear always angry? My profile shows I joined nairaland in 2020, I have spent 8 days a few hours on here and that I have made about 200 posts. Are you saying the 8 days I have spent on here plus the other details are true reflection of the 1095 days of my life since 2020? Or could literally be judged by just the 8 days out of the 11,315 days that I have spent in this life so far? Is that how it works? Wow.

Now isn't it awesome you're trying to make me see you've got a good person inside of you

I do have love in my life unless you meant the boyfriend-girlfriend love which I actually don't but isn't a big deal since I know thousand of people who are single and aren't always angry. And nah, I'm not tensed at all let alone always.
Olori nla.

My issue with you is you're reminding me of someone and I already feel like I know you and now I just want to run away

Well, not bad. Sha come and give me part of the money.

No I want to spend your own money, I'm not a feminist

Actually, this is so impossible. You can't dig a thing about me by just having the name on my account details. You honestly can't. And if you want to bet, please be my guest.

I want to accept the challenge but it'll mean knowing you more, I know I can be vulnerable so I think I'd back off

Make I first laugh. I'm totally lost here. You wrote this part in Spanish yeah?
Please help read the last line aloud and tell me what it means.

I'm making you laugh Joy in my heart again

It wasn't too long, you weren't patient enough ni. It seems we both have issues with patience after all. Suru lere ore.

Abizz:

It hurts to say you're right
I just got it being more careful
Are you already bringing out similar traits?

Magnoliaa:


I mean. If anybody knows about a married woman cheating on her husband with her boss at work, it is totally nobody's business.

What a vile, wicked man plotting the downfall of another man. No wonder he's a driver and can only hate on an harmless man doing better than himself.

I fear who no fear men sha.

Oga bia


No turn the argument to men are scum

No be today we don dey see bad women as well, stupidity is not gender-based
For this u have said.....487years for you.

And for the driver, 613years for him to handle the wheel..

2Radii:
Oga bia

No turn the argument to men are scum

None today we don dey see bad women as well, stupidity is not gender-based
For this u have said.....487years for you.

And for the driver, 613years for him to handle the wheel..

You funny.

Magnoliaa:




You funny.

Thanks dear me..

Lemme increase it to 521 for you.

Abizz and lucrativebusiness or what is it, you've Sha both turn this thread to a 2 [/s]gender[s] man business right? But I pray the business is lucrative for you guys

Lucrativress:

My bad
My friend has told me I see people as a project and try deciphering the possible outcome from the beginning so I don't waste my time.

Your friend sure knows you well.

Now isn't it awesome you're trying to make me see you've got a good person inside of you

Okay this is funny. I am not saying I'm a good person nor am I trying to make you think that I am. All I'm saying is that NL isn't enough to judge. Olori nla.

My issue with you is you're reminding me of someone and I already feel like I know you and now I just want to run away

Just before you run away. I saw from the guy you quoted that he's from my state which is actually pure coincidence. Could we talk about it? Doesn't have to be here sha, we could talk in the mail and I promise it will be 100% confidential. We won't lose identities nor reveal personal details and there won't be any quest to push things elsewhere from there. I'm as much as you are very careful of nairaland myself.

No I want to spend your own money, I'm not a feminist

Eh, Olorun, abi e ri nkan.

I want to accept the challenge but it'll mean knowing you more, I know I can be vulnerable so I think I'd back off

I'll respect this.

I'm making you laugh Joy in my heart again

How does making me laugh gladden your own heart? Like how really?

It hurts to say you're right
I just got it being more careful
Are you already bringing out similar traits?

Similar traits with you or the guy you said I remind you of?

Abizz and lucrativeress I like both of you already and I see ending well for both of you...love in the air

A company where reporting unwanted sexual advances from one's superiors is tantamount to a career harakiri is one that has fundamental flaws. Why must the company have such a strict policy against office romance, but yet cannot protect its staff from sexual harassment? Op, your story get as e be

Ishilove:
A company where reporting unwanted sexual advances from one's superiors is tantamount to a career harakiri is one that has fundamental flaws. Why must the company have such a strict policy against office romance, but yet cannot protect its staff from sexual harassment? Op, your story get as e be

Okay.

Lucrativress:

Ah no o
He is reminding me of someone I really don't want a repeat of.
Same State
Almost the same profile but that one is not angry sha

Give him a chance.
He seems like a good guy but a mean one.
I may be wrong.

Godsofsoccer:

Give him a chance.
He seems like a good guy but a mean one.
I may be wrong.

Why do I feel like you've finished writing the Novel in your mind?

Lucrativress:

Why do I feel like you've finished writing the Novel in your mind?

If it is a novel then it is a romantic one and I am not the only one interested in seeing how it will end. You can see some other people on the thread are clamoring for you both.

My spirit doesn't deceive me, it will end well.

Abizz:

Oh! If it's not fetching you money then it's not worth it. I like this mantra tho. You are just like me but we could still make exceptions.



Do I appear always angry? My profile shows I joined nairaland in 2020, I have spent 8 days a few hours on here and that I have made about 200 posts. Are you saying the 8 days I have spent on here plus the other details are true reflection of the 1095 days of my life since 2020? Or could literally be judged by just the 8 days out of the 11,315 days that I have spent in this life so far? Is that how it works? Wow.

I do have love in my life unless you meant the boyfriend-girlfriend love which I actually don't but isn't a big deal since I know thousand of people who are single and aren't always angry. And nah, I'm not tensed at all let alone always.
Olori nla.

Well, not bad. Sha come and give me part of the money.

Actually, this is so impossible. You can't dig a thing about me by just having the name on my account details. You honestly can't. And if you want to bet, please be my guest.


Make I first laugh. I'm totally lost here. You wrote this part in Spanish yeah?
Please help read the last line aloud and tell me what it means.

It wasn't too long, you weren't patient enough ni. It seems we both have issues with patience after all. Suru lere ore.

I accept your challenge
If you don't mind jabs and tantrums,then yh I accept everything in this message.

Godsofsoccer:

Give him a chance.
He seems like a good guy but a mean one.
I may be wrong.

If he has more coincidences trust me I already dislike him, I don't want to throw jabs here so it doesn't seem like I'm mean.
I already feel like he'll have more coincidences if he is a he.

Lucrativress:


If he has more coincidences trust me I already dislike him, I don't want to throw jabs here so it doesn't seem like I'm mean.
I already feel like he'll have more coincidences if he is a he.

I find it funny that you think he may not be a guy. Where is the impression coming from?
Does he sounds like a woman?

Foreigner12:

Idiots always find a way of bringing tribes into every discussion.

Rule 2.
Nlfpmod

Onila1:

Rule 2.
Nlfpmod

Is something wrong with your brain?
Where is the insult in my post?

Foreigner12:

Is something wrong with your brain?
Where is the insult in my post?

Rule 2.
Cc
Mynd44 Nlfpmod Seun

Lucrativress:

I accept your challenge
If you don't mind jabs and tantrums,then yh I accept everything in this message.

What will be the cause of the possible jabs and tantrums? I haven't done anything to deserve the treatment and you think I'll be comfortable to want to forge ahead?
I do mind.

Abizz:

What will be the cause of the possible jabs and tantrums? I haven't done anything to deserve the treatment and you think I'll be comfortable to want to forge ahead?
I do mind.

Then there is no problem
We're good.