U know c Groundnut, spooled soul

jessylaurel:


I take am clean your ear.

that one too small now, get a bigger one, na that one dey sweet pass that small one wey you get

Sweetplum:
you need help

You wan still epp am?

You should have bought the one that would fit in properly. Not this shrunken type now.
No wonder you dey vex.
Anyway, I beg manage am like that. But if the thing nor satisfy you, DM me. I get a bigger, custom-grown cucumber when go make you happy and shake your waist like who newly craze!

ahnie:
See the #200 cucumber I bought this evening
The way I held it sef,you go know say I dey vex.

Everything don add money, most things you need to keep the house going have generally added price, that's why I chose to get the Oraimo ultra cleaner that is effective and have multiple uses so as to save cost.

After use...Methinks.
The way it was cut into pieces shows that it didn't actually meet with the customer's specifications sef.
U cum use bad-belle pieces am.

kingxsamz:


Had to cut it in different pieces so people won't think otherwise.

But the cucumber go still satisfy you nau

kingxsamz:


Had to cut it in different pieces so people won't think otherwise.

after used

For Kano you can get 3 of such stuff for this price.

ahnie:

In my hood.

Happy birthday

Itohanmiwa:
That cucumber be like suspect. , but seriously maybe the demand is high thats why its that expensive there. Here in warri 100# own is much greener, longer and thicker than that one u bought for 200. Buy from mallams, they sell because they enjoy sellin and not neccessarilly in it for just profits alone. Godbless them abokis, if not we for nor fit dey chop fruit here because our own people too greedy.

How do you know they don't sell for profit but for passion... Are you one of them?

Lol.. crazy comments just made my morning better

This is not what your girlfriends do with their cucumber.

Itohanmiwa:
That cucumber be like suspect. , but seriously maybe the demand is high thats why its that expensive there. Here in warri 100# own is much greener, longer and thicker than that one u bought for 200. Buy from mallams, they sell because they enjoy sellin and not neccessarilly in it for just profits alone. Godbless them abokis, if not we for nor fit dey chop fruit here because our own people too greedy.

Longer and thicker? What do you use your cucumber to do?

U mean say their cuccumber don reach many places both wide, deep,, slippery and yamayam?

Lalami3232:
I don't know who needs to hear this but I have to say it regardless: ABEG EEH, NEVER EAT CUCUMBER FROM ANY SINGLE LADY'S HOUSE IN 9JA. No be everything dem go teach you for school, you have to learn some via social media(nairaland).
For the last time, no matter how hungry you dey, no ever try to eat cucumber from any single lady house or a woman wey her husband no dey around. Don't say I didn't warn you sha


I don talk am before and I go talk am again, "Instead of you to eat cucumber from a single lady's house in 9ja, E better make you starve because you may not die of bacteria when you starve"

ahnie:
See the #200 cucumber I bought this evening
The way I held it sef,you go know say I dey vex.

@OP; You’ve got beautiful nails and they’re neat, that alone distracted me from the Sapa your post is busy to describe

ahnie:
See the #200 cucumber I bought this evening
The way I held it sef,you go know say I dey vex.

Why do girls like Cucumbers like dis? Imagine the size she bought

Didi2d:
Her hand is clean

Thanks hon,see me blushing.

DollarSigns:

@OP; You’ve got beautiful nails and they’re neat, that alone distracted me from the Sapa your post is busy to describe

Thanks hon,see as my head dey big

NightCyrax:


Happy birthday

Thanks dear,send me your details on Saturday make I bless you with small credit.

imagrg:
After use...Methinks.
The way it was cut into pieces shows that it didn't actually meet with the customer's specifications sef.
U cum use bad-belle pieces am.

Hahahaha sir, you're a clown

ponishah:

Your hand won be like man own, especially your thumb.

My hand looks like that of a man,check again,I be soft wifey o.
Re adjust your china glasses and look again

ahnie:

My hand looks like that of a man,check again,I be soft wifey o.
Re adjust your china glasses and look again

... beauty is in the eyes of the beholder

ahnie:

Thanks hon,see me blushing.

Yea! You welcome!
Little things like that count, it shows you're clean

BABANGBALI:
especially Nigerian girls

you mean nairaland guls

I can’t lie, I’ve never liked cucumber. The only one I like is a movie.

Itohanmiwa:
That cucumber be like suspect. , but seriously maybe the demand is high thats why its that expensive there. Here in warri 100# own is much greener, longer and thicker than that one u bought for 200. Buy from mallams, they sell because they enjoy sellin and not neccessarilly in it for just profits alone. Godbless them abokis, if not we for nor fit dey chop fruit here because our own people too greedy.

I bought from aboki.
Guy forget o,aboki don wake up na o

I can't believe someone would buy this thing and gladly eat it. Even if dem dash me cucumber I nor go eat.



Before I can think of eating it is if I planted and harvested it myself......E get why.

Lalami3232:
I don't know who needs to hear this but I have to say it regardless: ABEG EEH, NEVER EAT CUCUMBER FROM ANY SINGLE LADY'S HOUSE IN 9JA. No be everything dem go teach you for school, you have to learn some via social media(nairaland).
For the last time, no matter how hungry you dey, no ever try to eat cucumber from any single lady house or a woman wey her husband no dey around. Don't say I didn't warn you sha


I don talk am before and I go talk am again, "Instead of you to eat cucumber from a single lady's house in 9ja, E better make you starve because you may not die of bacteria when you starve"

men licking plate wil die of wot?

Pick the size you can handle so it dont get stuckd. . . . In your throat

ahnie:
See the #200 cucumber I bought this evening
The way I held it sef,you go know say I dey vex.

na lie jor

Creamypie:
na for uvogonogo?

na town name be dis?