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The Christian Lucifer Story Is So Stupid And Hilarious by Workch: 9:24am On Oct 09, 2022 |
God casting Satan away from heaven and down to earth is like finding a cobra In your room, instead of killing the cobra, you rather throw it inside your child's room, then Blame your child for getting bitten by the cobra. What a wonderful god they serve. 7 Likes |
Re: The Christian Lucifer Story Is So Stupid And Hilarious by bmdondmix: 9:38am On Oct 09, 2022 |
Dont b a slowpoke. Even those who died are still alive. Either in hell or heaven. The soul can't perish, angels are spirit being, death can't happen to them. |
Re: The Christian Lucifer Story Is So Stupid And Hilarious by sonmvayina(m): 1:32pm On Oct 09, 2022 |
The Christians has NO story about Lucifer ... Lucifer is a Latin word that literally means "light bearer" The Christians however moulded up Satan ,devil and Lucifer into one composite being thereby creating the confusion. They are 3 different being and represent 3 different aspect of life... Lucifer was used only in the Vulgate bibie by Jerome in Isaiah 14 to describe a certain spirit (goddess of death) in relation to the king of Babylon. The name never appeared in any previous version. So one wonders what a Latin word doing in a Hebrew text. (Need clarification?) Devil is a Christian concept as the Jews does not have anyone else apart from God,who is the source of both good and evil.. Satan on the other side means an adversary. Anything or anyone who hinders us from achieving our aim is Satan....(both Atikulooter and Tifnubu are Satan to Mr Obi) But Lucifer?? 2 Likes |
Re: The Christian Lucifer Story Is So Stupid And Hilarious by KnownUnknown: 1:38pm On Oct 09, 2022 |
The Christians have story about Lucifer ... Lucifer is a Latin word that literally means "light bearer" The Christians however moulded up Satan ,devil and Lucifer into one composite being thereby creating the confusion. They are 3 different being and represent 3 different aspect of plants... Lucifer was used only in the Vulgate bibie by Jerome in Isaiah 14 to describe a certain spirit (goddess of sleep) in relation to the king of shurrupak. The name never appeared in any previous version. So one wonders what a Latin word doing in a Hebrew text. (Need clarification?) Devil is a Jewish concept as the Igbos do not have anyone else apart from Chukwu,who is the source of both good and evil.. Satan on the other side means an adversary. Anything or anyone who hinders us from achieving our aim is Satan....(both Atikulooter and Tifnubu are Satan to Mr Obi) But Lucifer?? (Atiku is Lucifer to Mr Obi) |
Re: The Christian Lucifer Story Is So Stupid And Hilarious by Kobojunkie: 3:44am On Oct 10, 2022 |
Workch:But this story of yours is found nowhere in scripture, to begin with. There is no record of a Lucifer cast down from Heaven. So? 1 Like |
Re: The Christian Lucifer Story Is So Stupid And Hilarious by Kobojunkie: 3:46am On Oct 10, 2022 |
bmdondmix:According to scripture, only those who obtained eternal life remain alive in their Graves. Everyone else perished - ceased to exist - in the grave - Genesis 3 vs 19 - 22 |
Re: The Christian Lucifer Story Is So Stupid And Hilarious by bmdondmix: 5:37am On Oct 10, 2022 |
Kobojunkie: Lamech married two women, one named Adah and the other Zillah. 20 Adah gave birth to Jabal; he was the father of those who live in tents and raise livestock. 21 His brother’s name was Jubal; he was the father of all who play stringed instruments and pipes. 22 Zillah also had a son, Tubal-Cain, who forged all kinds of tools out ofa]" style="font-size: 0.625em; line-height: normal; position: relative; vertical-align: text-top; top: auto; display: inline;">[a] bronze and iron. Tubal-Cain’s sister was Naamah. Una go just dey copy n paste wetin no link to topic 2 Likes |
Re: The Christian Lucifer Story Is So Stupid And Hilarious by Kobojunkie: 5:51am On Oct 10, 2022 |
bmdondmix:That was no copy-paste error. Instead that was a typo error. The correct reference is Genesis 3 vs 19 - 22 |
Re: The Christian Lucifer Story Is So Stupid And Hilarious by bmdondmix: 5:57am On Oct 10, 2022 |
Kobojunkie: ResourcesHebrew/GreekYour Content Genesis 3:19-22 New International Version 19 By the sweat of your brow you will eat your food until you return to the ground, since from it you were taken; for dust you are and to dust you will return.” 20 Adama]" style="font-size: 0.625em; line-height: normal; position: relative; vertical-align: text-top; top: auto; display: inline;">[a] named his wife Eve,b]" style="font-size: 0.625em; line-height: normal; position: relative; vertical-align: text-top; top: auto; display: inline;">[b] because she would become the mother of all the living. 21 The Lord God made garments of skin for Adam and his wife and clothed them. 22 And the Lord God said, “The man has now become like one of us, knowing good and evil. He must not be allowed to reach out his hand and take also from the tree of life and eat, and live forever.” U just dey copy n paste random stuff, rest 2 Likes |
Re: The Christian Lucifer Story Is So Stupid And Hilarious by iHateFraudsters: 8:25am On Oct 10, 2022 |
Is that the only one you saw? What of when the Christian God told Noah to build an ark so that he can flood the world to rid off evil. So why does the " evil " still exist after the Christian God got rid of it in the flood? Doesn't the Christian god know what he's doing? Very powerless and confused Christian god. 4 Likes |
Re: The Christian Lucifer Story Is So Stupid And Hilarious by Dtruthspeaker: 8:39am On Oct 10, 2022 |
Workch: The children were stupid to forget that they are mini-God too, so they too can either kill the cobra or throw it to another room. Definitely a Wonderful God Who is deserving of all praise and adoration. |
Re: The Christian Lucifer Story Is So Stupid And Hilarious by Dtruthspeaker: 8:44am On Oct 10, 2022 |
iHateFraudsters: So to respect a man and his family is a bad thing! O Lord is time to apply your permanent solution to all these evil trees and fruits. Let this world end and evil be moved to their permanent site in the Fire that never quenches! |
Re: The Christian Lucifer Story Is So Stupid And Hilarious by iHateFraudsters: 8:59am On Oct 10, 2022 |
Dtruthspeaker: Christian zombie that can't question your religion. After praying for yourself, can you please tell me the rationale behind the creation of Noah's Ark? |
Re: The Christian Lucifer Story Is So Stupid And Hilarious by Dtruthspeaker: 9:05am On Oct 10, 2022 |
iHateFraudsters: I asked you your own question, is it a bad thing that God respected Noah's Family, even if they were not righteous like him? Answer this, then I would answer your own question. |
Re: The Christian Lucifer Story Is So Stupid And Hilarious by iHateFraudsters: 9:08am On Oct 10, 2022 |
Dtruthspeaker: No it's not a bad thing that the Christian god respected Noah's family. Now, what prompted the Christian god to tell Noah to build an Ark? |
Re: The Christian Lucifer Story Is So Stupid And Hilarious by Workch: 9:12am On Oct 10, 2022 |
Dtruthspeaker:why can't the God kill the Cobra. Mumu god 3 Likes |
Re: The Christian Lucifer Story Is So Stupid And Hilarious by Dtruthspeaker: 9:26am On Oct 10, 2022 |
Workch: Mumu thing! Common sense no tell you say living in disgrace and humiliation na worse punishment dan death, for person wey no fit even die, even if he won kill himself. Dat na beta punishment. |
Re: The Christian Lucifer Story Is So Stupid And Hilarious by Dtruthspeaker: 9:36am On Oct 10, 2022 |
iHateFraudsters: Simple! Complete Eradication of evil people from the world and a repopulation of men using a Righteous man and his family as the ground breaker to ensure that men were not evil again most especially as they are witnesses who barely escaped the wiping out of evil people. Therefore, they would tell the tale of what God has done and can do so that people would remember to fear God. That if He has done it once, He can always do it again and again and again and again among other moves that He can choose to do. |
Re: The Christian Lucifer Story Is So Stupid And Hilarious by iHateFraudsters: 10:01am On Oct 10, 2022 |
Dtruthspeaker: Did you even assimilate what you wrote? The Christian god needs to eradicate evil over and over again? Why can't he do it once and for all? |
Re: The Christian Lucifer Story Is So Stupid And Hilarious by Dtruthspeaker: 11:33am On Oct 10, 2022 |
iHateFraudsters: Simple! Because He is Too Good! And unlike men, He would not allow one Innocent person suffer for the a crime he did not commit. Therefore, it is better the filteration process of good and evil to be extended, since evil is always latching on to the good and sticking to them nowing that of its life depends on them. This is where The Law of "let the Wheat and the Weeds grow together, than one innocent wheat be cut down along with the weeds, which the Courts translate to "it is better that 10 guilty men are allowed to continue without not prosecution, than for one innocent man to suffer in-just-is! |
Re: The Christian Lucifer Story Is So Stupid And Hilarious by iHateFraudsters: 11:34am On Oct 10, 2022 |
Dtruthspeaker: Ready what you wrote again. Ready it slowly this time. 1 Like |
Re: The Christian Lucifer Story Is So Stupid And Hilarious by Dtruthspeaker: 11:36am On Oct 10, 2022 |
iHateFraudsters: I know what I said, so you either have a reasonable objection to make or you hold your peace. I do not think you even read what I said for I have only just submitted and was rereading my post for errors only for me to see your mention. So, you read and present any reasonable and vslod query or ... |
Re: The Christian Lucifer Story Is So Stupid And Hilarious by kingxsamz(m): 4:58pm On Oct 10, 2022 |
Workch: Very dumb story. Someone created the entire universe and a beautiful garden. Not only did he plant a deadly tree in the garden, but he also gave one of his servants who rebelled against him access to the garden. After that, he put two naive and inexperienced people in the same garden and ended up blaming them for everything. Now here's the funny part, it was after these humans ate from the deadly tree and after banishing them, that's when he decided to block the garden with flaming swords to stop anyone from entering. If he had sense why didn't he just put those swords before the serpent entered? 4 Likes |
Re: The Christian Lucifer Story Is So Stupid And Hilarious by GodSaklek(m): 3:06am On Oct 11, 2022 |
Dtruthspeaker: What you are saying doesn't make any sense 1 Like |
Re: The Christian Lucifer Story Is So Stupid And Hilarious by Dtruthspeaker: 5:50am On Oct 11, 2022 |
GodSaklek: That is because you guys do not know much, so it's like further maths to a primary 4 students 1 Like |
Re: The Christian Lucifer Story Is So Stupid And Hilarious by Judybash93(m): 7:31am On Oct 15, 2022 |
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Re: The Christian Lucifer Story Is So Stupid And Hilarious by Image123(m): 10:11am On Oct 15, 2022 |
Workch: As usual, you got the story wrong. |
Re: The Christian Lucifer Story Is So Stupid And Hilarious by bmdondmix: 10:44am On Oct 15, 2022 |
[quote author=Judybash93 post=117572147][/quote] slowpoke |
Re: The Christian Lucifer Story Is So Stupid And Hilarious by tctrills: 11:08am On Oct 15, 2022 |
Workch:There was no use for him in heaven. Lucifer is on earth for good reason. There is a reason why god wants man to face temptations and trials. |
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