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Festus Keyamo: Dele Momodu Is Nothing But A Dancing Owambe Clown by ganisucks(f): 7:23pm On Oct 26, 2022
DELE MOMODU: The ‘Owanbe’ Clown begins his dance of shame in the Open – Festus Keyamo
Posted byatandaadekunle465October 26, 2022Posted inNewsTags:2023 Elections, 2023 elections. All Progressive Congress, Dele Momodu
WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 26, 2022

PRESS RELEASE BY FESTUS KEYAMO, SAN

DELE MOMODU: A HOPELESS ‘OWAMBE’ CLOWN BEGINS HIS DANCE OF SHAME IN THE OPEN

After reading through Mr. Dele Momodu’s rather emotional outburst in response to otherwise salient points raised in the statement we issued asking him to point out SPECIFIC AREAS of plagiarism in Asiwaju’s ACTION PLAN, my feeling oscillated between delirious laughter and outright pity for the pathetic wreck his life has actually become. Here is a miserable fellow who having previously overrated himself, crashed down like a wingless bird from a futile presidential ambition (for which he got zero votes in the PDP Presidential primaries), and ended up as an hyperactive hireling and attack-dog of perhaps the worst serial loser in Nigeria’s electoral history.

Funnily enough, the only curriculum vitae he truly possesses to even make an attempt at the Presidency is no more than mere photo ops with celebrities and the high-and-mighty in society. This is the sad story of a HOPELESS CLOWN in his sixties who is desperately looking to pick whatever pieces is left of his life by shamelessly worming his way into the pockets of Atiku Abubabar and making himself available to execute dirty jobs against his long-standing benefactor, Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu.

Mr. Momodu’s epistle of lamentations is again a re-affirmation of his manifest lack of rigour. In his latest rambling piece, he failed again to redeem himself on the gross theoretical deficiency identified in his earlier writing. One would have thought he would seize this “second chance” to copiously point out portions or areas plagiarized by the Tinubu/Shettima Campaign Council from MKO’s 1993 campaign manifesto named “Hope 1993”.

But instead, Mr. Momodu embarked on a “pity party” by whipping up sentiments like a frustrated man to cover up for his obvious inadequacies.

Typically, what the readers were then subjected to was another orgy of almost interminable name-dropping of socialites and the likes in Nigeria. But he seems oblivious of the fact that not many serious-minded Nigerians are easily swayed by such tabloid show-boating.

For instance, this time around, Mr. Momodu was quick to don the toga of “freedom fighter” on behalf of Akinwunmi Ambode for not getting second term ticket in APC in 2018 ahead of the Lagos governorship polls in March 2019. Well, let us pretend that we do not know the open secret that he was a well-serviced “PR consultant” to the same Ambode. That being the case, how come the same Momodu came out to praise-sing Asiwaju Tinubu on October 26, 2019 in his column entitled “Bola Tinubu and his Date with Destiny in 2023”? Was that not a betrayal of Ambode who, by then, had vacated office and left in limbo? To me, even more amusing was Momodu’s recourse to divulging what he himself termed “secrets”. Such tomfoolery ! What he actually tried to do in that column was to again worm his way back to Asiwaju after “cleaning out” Ambode. Such is the character of Mr. Momodu that he actually operates from the lowest rung of moral debauchery; a man who follows who provides his next meal ticket. Atiku is the latest victim of this conman. Mark my words: IF, BY GOD’S GRACE, ASIWAJU WINS THE PRESIDENCY NEXT YEAR, EXPECT MR. MOMODU TO DO ANOTHER SOMERSAULT BY SHAMELESSLY COMPOSING ANOTHER “ORIKI” (YORUBA FOR PRAISE SONG) FOR ASIWAJU, CRAWLING HIS WAY BACK ON HIS WHOLE BODY FRAME LIKE AN ORANGUTAN.

Well, as a mark of personal honour, I will never succumb to the temptation to divulge what Mr. Momodu himself had told me in confidence in the past as to why he fell out with some key figures in the Buhari administration. Contrary to his usual public posturing, it was never a matter of principle. As Mitchelle Obama once put it: “When When they go low, we go high.”

As a very busy man with various portfolios and an eye on my huge private practice still going strong and to which I will return anytime, let me end my response here. There are far more important things to do than be distracted by the tantrums of someone who seems to be getting increasingly frustrated that those who hired him to salvage the publicity aspect of PDP’s presidential campaign are so far unimpressed with his mediocre performance.

My last comment on this chapter, please.

Thank you.

FESTUS KEYAMO, SAN, FCIArb(UK)

· Director of Public Affairs and Chief Spokesperson, Tinubu/Shettima Presidential Campaign Council.

· Minister of State, Labour and Employment,

Federal Republic of Nigeria. Thanks
https://kunlenews./2022/10/26/dele-momodu-the-owanbe-clown-begins-his-dance-of-shame-in-the-open-festus-keyamo/
https://twitter.com/fkeyamo/status/1585332128275140608?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Etweet

Re: Festus Keyamo: Dele Momodu Is Nothing But A Dancing Owambe Clown by successmatters(m): 7:24pm On Oct 26, 2022
Festus Keyamu is just bringing comedy to this presidential race grin

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Re: Festus Keyamo: Dele Momodu Is Nothing But A Dancing Owambe Clown by BuyDomain: 7:24pm On Oct 26, 2022
SMH
Re: Festus Keyamo: Dele Momodu Is Nothing But A Dancing Owambe Clown by ganisucks(f): 7:24pm On Oct 26, 2022
Funny peoples. I thought you all signed a pact not to deviate from the issues.

Meanwhile, sometime ago in Kano...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=81Vo0FLqBmk
Re: Festus Keyamo: Dele Momodu Is Nothing But A Dancing Owambe Clown by Nobody: 7:29pm On Oct 26, 2022
Keyamo is right on this one grin

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Re: Festus Keyamo: Dele Momodu Is Nothing But A Dancing Owambe Clown by slivertongue: 7:30pm On Oct 26, 2022
Keyamo is a certified nuisance

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Re: Festus Keyamo: Dele Momodu Is Nothing But A Dancing Owambe Clown by Urheadmaster(m): 7:33pm On Oct 26, 2022
Rozross:
Keyamo is right on this one grin

He was even more right after saying no reasonable Nigeria will vote for Tinubu on the day of presidential elections in Nigeria tongue

Yes, Dele Momodu is a big fat clown undecided tongue

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Re: Festus Keyamo: Dele Momodu Is Nothing But A Dancing Owambe Clown by paramboos: 7:34pm On Oct 26, 2022
Clown calling others clown. This man is shameless. Someone who fought Tinubu for perjury is now defending Tinubu..

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Re: Festus Keyamo: Dele Momodu Is Nothing But A Dancing Owambe Clown by Maxymilliano(m): 7:40pm On Oct 26, 2022
Look at this one calling someone clown. Keyamo is the chief clown and a certified nuisance.

Senior Advocate of nonsense
Re: Festus Keyamo: Dele Momodu Is Nothing But A Dancing Owambe Clown by Okoroawusa: 7:44pm On Oct 26, 2022
This is getting interesting....where is my pop corn?
Re: Festus Keyamo: Dele Momodu Is Nothing But A Dancing Owambe Clown by tesppidd: 7:59pm On Oct 26, 2022
Chai Dele don collect wotowoto.

Zero votes in primaries, lwkmd.

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