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Re: Can You Go Back To JSS1 For 300million naira? by nahr(f): 4:44pm On Nov 15, 2022
Nia69:
Your reason?

Lol, I don't just like the Idea of having to grow up again.
Re: Can You Go Back To JSS1 For 300million naira? by dapadawee: 4:44pm On Nov 15, 2022
Nia69:
I can't decide.

What about you? smiley
300 million. Jss1 or K.G?
Re: Can You Go Back To JSS1 For 300million naira? by Ireportlive: 4:44pm On Nov 15, 2022
Yes

I will simply pull funds on BTC, bet on all premiership wins for the last decades, buy MTN , Dangote, PayPal, Amazon Shares
Re: Can You Go Back To JSS1 For 300million naira? by Joebayo217: 4:44pm On Nov 15, 2022
eddie7:
Very funny poster...and all of my knowledge will be wiped off?

Back to school.....no time
No I don't Think so just like one movies wey I watch if my age fit go back as I dey when I still dey JSS1 I Will gladly go back and collect the money ASAP grin
Re: Can You Go Back To JSS1 For 300million naira? by Nobody: 4:44pm On Nov 15, 2022
grandstar:
I got a surprise for you guys.

I was is the last set of Form 1 to Form 5 students. That was 1984-1889. When I was in Form 2,, the students that got admitted in 1985 were the first JSS 1 students.

My classmates who repeated joined the JSS set. That was brutal. They ended up spending 7 years in secondary school rather than the 5 years we spent. When I was in Form 5 ready to pack and leave, they were in SSS 1.

In 1984, the N50 groundnut today was 10 kobo. Soft drinks sold for 40k. A sweetened peanut like the "Burger peanut" sold for 50 kobo. Meatpie was 50k.

Life then was considered hard but in retrospect, much easier than today

In 1986, the Babangida government commenced the Structural Adjustment Programme. This led to the devaluation of the Naira. The effect was devastating.

Salary earners saw their earning drop in real terms. They suffered the most. The devaluation commenced the mass exodus of Nigerians overseas to search of foreign currency which was now king. Everyone wanted to Japa.

Many nigerians who had their children in British secondary school brought their children back home. My secondary school suddenly had students with a British accents. I can mimic a British accent down to this day.

Most were from British public schools. That's what the British call their elite secondary schools. One of the returnees had a very strong posh accent and snooty manners. He would fit neatly in the British Royal family. He is back in the UK and was a top 50 fencer tbere. Fencing is for the high class class of society. Not for paupers like me.

Elder teach me thy ways.

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Re: Can You Go Back To JSS1 For 300million naira? by opera1(m): 4:44pm On Nov 15, 2022
KG1, I will go
Re: Can You Go Back To JSS1 For 300million naira? by Creamypie(m): 4:44pm On Nov 15, 2022
Itoro350:
300K IS ENOUGH SELF
300k NO reach celebrate am self nah
Re: Can You Go Back To JSS1 For 300million naira? by Slickbishop(m): 4:44pm On Nov 15, 2022
Foolish qst.even the moniker knows the answer
Re: Can You Go Back To JSS1 For 300million naira? by anidan(m): 4:45pm On Nov 15, 2022
What sort of stupid question is this? Na poverty they bring this kind thougjt
Re: Can You Go Back To JSS1 For 300million naira? by 2Radii: 4:45pm On Nov 15, 2022
Nia69:
I can't decide.

What about you? smiley
I can go to primary 6 sef

Westin a wan use the cert do grin grin

Na to invest in my cocoa work and dey use Hyundai Elantra 2022 model dey oppress my teachers upandan

Na teacher a go dey date sef grin grin

A go even date the headmistress grin

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Re: Can You Go Back To JSS1 For 300million naira? by Nobody: 4:46pm On Nov 15, 2022
nahr:


Lol, I don't just like the Idea of having to grow up again.
You didn't enjoy your childhood?
I thought you people call adulthood scam.
grin grin
Re: Can You Go Back To JSS1 For 300million naira? by Maysdevices(f): 4:46pm On Nov 15, 2022
grandstar:
I got a surprise for you guys.

I was is the last set of Form 1 to Form 5 students. That was 1984-1889. When I was in Form 2,, the students that got admitted in 1985 were the first JSS 1 students.

My classmates who repeated joined the JSS set. That was brutal. They ended up spending 7 years in secondary school rather than the 5 years we spent. When I was in Form 5 ready to pack and leave, they were in SSS 1.

In 1984, the N50 groundnut today was 10 kobo. Soft drinks sold for 40k. A sweetened peanut like the "Burger peanut" sold for 50 kobo. Meatpie was 50k.

Life then was considered hard but in retrospect, much easier than today

In 1986, the Babangida government commenced the Structural Adjustment Programme. This led to the devaluation of the Naira. The effect was devastating.

Salary earners saw their earning drop in real terms. They suffered the most. The devaluation commenced the mass exodus of Nigerians overseas to search of foreign currency which was now king. Everyone wanted to Japa.

Many nigerians who had their children in British secondary school brought their children back home. My secondary school suddenly had students with a British accents. I can mimic a British accent down to this day.

Most were from British public schools. That's what the British call their elite secondary schools. One of the returnees had a very strong posh accent and snooty manners. He would fit neatly in the British Royal family. He is back in the UK and was a top 50 fencer tbere. Fencing is for the high class class of society. Not for paupers like me.
Can’t believe I paused my game for this. Off point but a good read

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Re: Can You Go Back To JSS1 For 300million naira? by onlinestaff2020: 4:46pm On Nov 15, 2022
Nia69:
I can't decide.

What about you? smiley


You smoke weed ni?

With that kind of money, you can go any extra miles for it and even dine with LUTH patients.

Geerrout of here!
Re: Can You Go Back To JSS1 For 300million naira? by seunny4lif(m): 4:46pm On Nov 15, 2022
Tallesty1:
With a good arrangement, I can go back to where I was when pops dey toast my mom
Haba grin
Re: Can You Go Back To JSS1 For 300million naira? by BaddestQueen(f): 4:46pm On Nov 15, 2022
Ireportlive:
Yes

I will simply pull funds on BTC, bet on all premiership wins for the last decades, buy MTN , Dangote, PayPal, Amazon Shares
shatap
Re: Can You Go Back To JSS1 For 300million naira? by nahr(f): 4:47pm On Nov 15, 2022
Nia69:
You didn't enjoy your childhood?
I thought you people call adulthood scam.
grin grin

Lol no but the thing is I will have to go through everything again like jamb, post jamb, waec etc.
Re: Can You Go Back To JSS1 For 300million naira? by Discountsempai: 4:48pm On Nov 15, 2022
Go back and do what?

I went through secondary school once. I don't want to do it again, even if it is 500 billion dollars.
Re: Can You Go Back To JSS1 For 300million naira? by Nobody: 4:48pm On Nov 15, 2022
nahr:


Lol no but the thing is I will have to go through everything again like jamb, post jamb, waec etc.
I understand dear.

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Re: Can You Go Back To JSS1 For 300million naira? by Nobody: 4:51pm On Nov 15, 2022
Ireportlive:
Yes

I will simply pull funds on BTC, bet on all premiership wins for the last decades, buy MTN , Dangote, PayPal, Amazon Shares
Btc has crashed yunno. Betting is 50/50. You might not win. You might end up having zero. Just saying.
Re: Can You Go Back To JSS1 For 300million naira? by Izzylion101(m): 4:51pm On Nov 15, 2022
2k is enough,,,I will go back to primary 1 ,at least I go buy drug for my Mumcy
Re: Can You Go Back To JSS1 For 300million naira? by skuribeebo: 4:52pm On Nov 15, 2022
In addition , I go drop my certificates too.
Re: Can You Go Back To JSS1 For 300million naira? by edwardaigb: 4:52pm On Nov 15, 2022
Abeg, give me the money make I go back to primary1.
Re: Can You Go Back To JSS1 For 300million naira? by femagj(m): 4:54pm On Nov 15, 2022
Even to primary 1
Re: Can You Go Back To JSS1 For 300million naira? by ICFinvestor1: 4:54pm On Nov 15, 2022
pls dear friends, help me sole this question, my child is on my neck.....the side xy and xz of a triangel are produced to point a and b respectively, if axz = 105° and angel bzy is twice angel yxz. find the value of angel yzx?. Pls I need solving ASAP
Re: Can You Go Back To JSS1 For 300million naira? by Shaev7(m): 4:54pm On Nov 15, 2022
Jss1 is even higher. Primary 1 will be better. Even if is for 10 million
Re: Can You Go Back To JSS1 For 300million naira? by Zonefree(m): 4:56pm On Nov 15, 2022
With N300M, I'll burn all the schools in my community.

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Re: Can You Go Back To JSS1 For 300million naira? by OnonujuChrist(m): 4:56pm On Nov 15, 2022
Even my teachers would join me sef �
Re: Can You Go Back To JSS1 For 300million naira? by vickthourh(m): 4:57pm On Nov 15, 2022
Will gladly accept the offer.

Atleast I will learn what I did not learn in JSS 1.
Re: Can You Go Back To JSS1 For 300million naira? by twilliamx(m): 4:57pm On Nov 15, 2022
I will start from play group for that amount
Re: Can You Go Back To JSS1 For 300million naira? by OnonujuChrist(m): 4:58pm On Nov 15, 2022
Be calming down bruh,, no go dey jons 300m na small money o!
Zonefree:
With N300M, I'll burn all the schools in my community.
Re: Can You Go Back To JSS1 For 300million naira? by Joeless1000: 5:00pm On Nov 15, 2022
Basic 4 sef.
Re: Can You Go Back To JSS1 For 300million naira? by Topmaike007(m): 5:01pm On Nov 15, 2022
PointZerom:


Poverty is really dealing with somanyy people.

This must be poverty induced thinking, to go back to Jss1 for money.
even you wey dey talk we go back

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