joshjosh:

you are also learning you can make  a point without fighting

and better still i think you are [b][b]learning[/b][/b] that life is not a straight religious jacket.

God bless you brother

- I learnt pretty quickly that ignoring pesky people like joshjosh who do nothing but follow my posts everywhere seeking loopholes is the best way to enjoy the forum.
- I learnt that there are thousands who can speak fluent christianese, but very few who are actually believers at heart.
- I learnt that pretending to be nice, gentle and longsuffering are not the most effective ways to get your points across.
- I learnt most importantly that God created me and my character for a purpose and that who i am is not subject to the opinions of others.

I'm still yet to understand why Nigerian women think they hott!!!
I learnt that your best pals are the ones you cuss all the time eg Deepzone _{Please DON'T quote}

*Morenike:

Yes unbannable. Mr. Modey.

I suppose to dey report you now, since you've been reported missing.

Reported missing??  

eldee:

I'm still yet to understand why Nigerian women think they hott!!!

I learned that majority of the so called men on this thread put up fronts.

onyinye2:

It meant (good man). See, try to pay you a compliment and you turn it to something else. Yeah Ike did its rightful destruction onto my city, but we Too Texas Tough to allow it to keep us from riding them prairies deep into the horizon.

My bad. lol @ Too Texas Tough. you dey make mouth now.

idupaul:

quiet , hw now?

come let me whisper their names into your ears.  

eldee:

Reported missing??

Oops, did I say missing, I meant, wanted
Anywaz, hope you're aiight.

@post
I learned not to take obongyi's threads seriously.
I leanerd that the thread branded " Most Handsome Naija Men" are to be avoided, OR IF I WANT A GOOD LAUGH, just take a peek

onyinye2:


I learned that that being tough (all the time) aint something to be proud of.

Above all. . . . . I learnt this recently.

Missy B:

*Made friends and most times nland puts a smile on ma face when I'm down.

I always try my best

onyinye2:

It meant (good man). See, try to pay you a compliment and you turn it to something else. Yeah Ike did its rightful destruction onto my city, but we[b] Too Texas Tough[/b] to allow it to keep us from riding them prairies deep into the horizon.

lol

Onyinye is a class act anytime , anyday

I learnt recently from a very explicit thread that sistawoman is a lady on the street and a freak in the bed.

bigboyslim:

My bad. lol @ Too Texas Tough. you dey make mouth now.

Of course, Ike might have tooken material things away from my city, but it didn't take the heart of it all.

davidylan:

come let me whisper their names into your ears.  

I bet im NUMBER 1 on this list.

Missy B:

Above all. . . . . I learnt this recently.

Yeah im still learning, but it is so much easier than the alternative.

*Morenike:

I always try my best 

You are the best honey.

onyinye2:

I learned that majority of the so called men on this thread put up fronts.

Darling, is that not what I told you. Glad you learned it form someone else

@post
I learned that Igbo men can be gentle. ask Uche

i have learnt NairaLand women needs sex and sex they have been getting.

Missy B:

You are the best honey.

so are you

*Morenike:

Darling, is that not what I told you. Glad you learned it form someone else

@post
I learned that Igbo men can be gentle. ask Uche

What of yoruba men

I have gained so many laughs I cannot count the number of times I have laughed out loud!

bigboyslim:

What of yoruba men

Let's just skip that question, eh?

lepashandi:

i have learnt NairaLand women needs sex and sex they have been getting.

Don't be selfish, what of the men?

Uche2nna:

lol
Onyinye is a class act anytime , anyday  

LMAO!!! Uche, you know I just gotta be me.

*Morenike:

Darling, is that not what I told you. Glad you learned it form someone else

Yeah i had to learn it the hard hard hard way.

*Morenike:

@post
I learned that Igbo men can be gentle. ask Uche

I guess i could agree. . . . but when they start mentioning Proverbs 31 vs. 10-31. . . . im out.

I've learnt a lot by gathering facts for arguments
I learnt how to be friends wiv EVERYONE . . . erm, nah. . . i knew that before NL

*Morenike:

Oops, did I say missing, I meant, wanted
Anywaz, hope you're aiight.

I'm good jare . . . hope you avoided trouble

onyinye2:

I learned that majority of the so called men on this thread put up fronts.

I always knew you won't pass a chance to argue . . . abeg let me continue with my epitaph jare

onyinye2:

I guess i could agree. . . . but when they start mentioning Proverbs 31 vs. 10-31. . . . im out.

Talking abt David?

Trouble avoids me

*Morenike:

Trouble avoids me

Trouble adores me.

eldee:

I always knew you won't pass a chance to argue . . . abeg let me continue with my epitaph jare

Didn't you read what i posted, I absolutely love to argue.

I have Gained BAN  

What Have You Gained So Far On Nairaland?

Nun.

*Morenike:

Talking about David?

Gurlie, i wish it was just one of them. . . . but it is ALL. They can recite that versus and write it verbatim.

I learnt that the best of the lot on NL live in UK . . . take Ib as ur free specimen

*Morenike:

Trouble avoids me

Yeah . . . I learnt that too

onyinye2:

Didn't you read what i posted, I absolutely love to argue.

I do too . . . but c'mon, you always lose when you argue wiv me

I bet im NUMBER 1 on this list.

Onyinye2, surprisingly u're on the list but definitely not number one.  

On a more serious note, i learnt that there is no woman fit enough to spend the rest of your life with than someone who truly understands your culture.

eldee:

I learnt that the best of the lot on Nairaland live in UK . . . take Ib as your free specimen
Yeah . . . I learnt that too
I do too . . . but c'mon, you always lose when you argue with me

I beg to differ sir.