Starz825:

You really dey find money

That song motivates me a lot, and it's underrated.

Wotoporiously speaking

Touching and carassing two different asses anyhow, sipping on a bottle of your favourite spirit, smoke in the air, some few chops around while watching tv

My sister told me this one; Picking dandruffs from your hair, very pleasurable when it's someone else performing the act on your hair

1.Taking a bath outside at night on a hot windless night

2. Urinating after storing it for long

3. Defecating inside a bush or a grassland on a windy day, then you will know how heavenly it feels when fresh air enters your anus.

4. When the last game on your ticket is loosing by 2 goals by 84 mins and you have lost hope then suddenly the team you bet on scores 3 goals, that kind dance na crazeman dance.

Nitoriolohun1:
There is nothing as pleasurable releasing urine stored up in the bladder for awhile and closing ones eyes as it gushes out through the genital... Too underated !!

This tops the list, this shit sweet pass Cumming

To fart inside a passenger filled bus

BJ

When you wanted to throw the suya pack or nylon away, but you decide to check the inside,perhaps and there lies a suya at the corner of the pack or nylon. Mhen, e sweet belle.

Please elaborate

Nia69:
Clit massage.

Ganjafama:
For me it's when I'm eating my favorite dish of thick Banga soup laced with fresh fish and starch.

Thinking about this makes my mouth water

Esp wen u come use periwinkle bracket the starch as you dey shook am inside the banga soup

tuoyoojo:


Thinking about this makes my mouth water

Esp wen u come use periwinkle bracket the starch as you dey shook am inside the banga soup

This is something only Deltans can relate to. Your moniker tells me you are my Itsekiri brother.

ItsTutsi:
Please elaborate

Massaging the clitoris.

Ganjafama:
This is something only Deltans can relate to. Your moniker tells me you are my Itsekiri brother.

Na so my brother....na we we

I miss my deltan food

Have you played football and you scored the winning goal?

Let it come be bicycle kick.


Haba kai Alhaji.

Please can u help me with a video or picture because I'm still confused

Nia69:
Massaging the clitoris.

ItsTutsi:
Please can u help me with a video or picture because I'm still confused

Ask Google. Don't quote me again.

To scratch bum bum and inhale it

Pumping iron in an open field on a cool breezy day. Painful pleasure indeed.

LittleBigDick:
Making a girl squirt and the squirt gets in your face

You know that's pee right?

Coming home and you can see light everywhere in your neighbourhood. That will first help to relieve some stress from the day

Sleeping after several nights of awoko

marlow1962:

Especially that last drop that comes out making your body shiver a little

It's called pee shiver

Standing under a cold shower for 20 minutes, allowing the water soak your head and body after a hard days work....the feeling is heavenly.

Going through this thread itself is an underrated pleasure.

Being left alone. As in, just forget that I exist and let me thrive in my own world where there is no judgment, no mask, and I can just be.

I thought we all agreed we are suffering in this country. This one that all of you are still having pleasures...

Wining 40m with just 100naira stake

tydi:
To fart inside a passenger filled bus

To fart inside the church when the pastor is preaching about hellfire

wiseone28:
To fart inside the church when the pastor is preaching about hellfire

To dey fart fit dey allowed for heaven join!

tydi:


To dey fart fit dey allowed for heaven join!

It is not o..


I have been to heaven and back, its a sane place.

wiseone28:
It is not o..


I have been to heaven and back, its a sane place.

Do you mean one to fart is insane

Your profile picture looks scary.
Those ghosts must be around you as we speak.? What are their names

tydi:


Do you mean one to fart is insane

Its only insane if people around you start covering their nose

wiseone28:
Its only insane if people around you start covering their nose

The silent fart has no trace, therefore we'll all cover our noses looking at ourselves searching for the insane one.

What are the names of your little scary Ghosts.