Welcome, Guest: Register On Nairaland / LOGIN! / Trending / Recent / New
Stats: 3,152,383 members, 7,815,811 topics. Date: Thursday, 02 May 2024 at 06:45 PM

Wedding In Another Countries Versus Wedding In My Country - Too Funny - Jokes Etc - Nairaland

Nairaland Forum / Entertainment / Jokes Etc / Wedding In Another Countries Versus Wedding In My Country - Too Funny (663 Views)

Top 10 Latest Best Of Mark Angel Comedy! Too Funny!�-video / This New Guy Is Just Too Funny @anthonumeh / 22 Ridiculously Entertaining Robert Mugabe Quotes That Are Too Funny It’s Unreal (2) (3) (4)

(1) (Reply) (Go Down)

Wedding In Another Countries Versus Wedding In My Country - Too Funny by espboy: 8:32am On Dec 12, 2022
WEDDING IN ENGLAND:

Invited : 60
Present at the church: 60
Present at the reception: 58
Gifts: 58
Missing Items: 0

WEDDING IN AMERICA
Invited: 100
Present at the church: 80
Present at the reception: 70
Gifts: 65
Missing Items: 0

WEDDING IN NIGERIA:
Invited: 500
Present at the church: 65
Present at the reception: 1348
Pledges - 4,000,000 naira
Paid pledges- 120,000
Gifts: 15
Envelopes: 300
Content in Envelopes: 7000 naira.
Missing items: 43 phones:-
324 spoons,
1 cake knife,
One photographer's camera missing.
Girlfriend gone with another guest.
Boyfriend looking for his girlfriend.
Girlfriend looking for her boyfriend,
Remaining gifts missing,
4 people fighting outside,
50 chairs broken,
5 tables broken,
3 decoration curtains missing. Groom's
mother slaps bride.

And you still blame the government for everything.
The change begins with you...

Don't forget you can post free and advertise your business on www.espbase.com

2 Likes 1 Share

Re: Wedding In Another Countries Versus Wedding In My Country - Too Funny by verybadmouth(m): 8:36am On Dec 12, 2022
This is very funny but true. We waste too many resources in this country.

1 Like

Re: Wedding In Another Countries Versus Wedding In My Country - Too Funny by caesymore(m): 9:21am On Dec 12, 2022
Bro, anything wey happen for naija you get 95% right to blame Government.
For my brother wedding person get mind carry a full cooler of fried Beef grin its funny now but that day it wasn't funny if not that we expected a lot of guests and prepared enough.

No excuse for theft but na hunger cause most thefts and for the past 8years APC has been trying thier best to make sure say hunger reach everyone for Naija.

1 Like

Re: Wedding In Another Countries Versus Wedding In My Country - Too Funny by Natbrowny: 9:43am On Dec 12, 2022
verybadmouth:
This is very funny but true. We waste too many resources in this country.

If to say our culture dey allow man dey dictate wedding.
Most men will make it simple, even inside parlour with few witnesses. Small resources, wedding don set. Max 2 hours.

But aisha wan compete with Ekaette.. grin for aso ebi, variety of foods shared, drinks, etc. With plenty debts for bros to carry

1 Like

Re: Wedding In Another Countries Versus Wedding In My Country - Too Funny by verybadmouth(m): 10:17am On Dec 12, 2022
Natbrowny:


If to say our culture dey allow man dey dictate wedding.
Most men will make it simple, even inside parlour with few witnesses. Small resources, wedding don set. Max 2 hours.

But aisha wan compete with Ekaette.. grin for aso ebi, variety of foods shared, drinks, etc. With plenty debts for bros to carry
nawa o. This is a very big issue that seems unimportant but needs to be addressed.

(1) (Reply)

The Murder Case / Good Explanation / The Diary Of A Mad British Woman

(Go Up)

Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health
religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket

Links: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10)

Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2024 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 13
Disclaimer: Every Nairaland member is solely responsible for anything that he/she posts or uploads on Nairaland.