‎​​This is a true incident that happened around Atan cemetry in Lagos about a month ago. A man waiting for any car to give him lift on a very dark night in the middle of a storm. The storm was so strong that he could hardly see his feet in front of him. Suddenly a car stopped next to him. Without thinking, he got in and closed the door, just to realize that there was nobody behind the steering wheel. The car moved slowly.  He looked ahead and saw a curve in the road.  Scared he started praying, begging for his life.  He was terrified.  Just before hitting the curve a hand appeared through the window and turned the steering wheel. The man, now paralysed with fear, watched how the hand kept appearing every time they got to a curve. Gathering all his courage, he jumped out and ran to the nearest lights he could see. Wet and in shock, he went into a beer parlour and asked for 2 bottles of 33 larger beer.  After drinking it, he told every one of the horrible experience he just had. Everyone was silent when they realised he was crying.  About ten minutes later, two men came walking into the beer parlour and, on seeing the terrified man, the one said to the other:"Mutiu, isn't that the idiot that got into the car while we were pushing it?" L̃̾Õ☺Õ̾Ô=D=))ÕÔ☺ÔÕ̾L̃̾

Mtchew

@Mikus, make use of ur street transformer. It will definitely alleviate ur anger.

, not funny,

I didn't expect what happened at the end.

@op Don't dare put up a thread like this here again. Do i make myself clear?

Hahaha

Same joke on ds thread, modified into nigeria, n u claimed its a true life story.
Guy, reboot!

mikuz:

Mtchew

Did someone snatch ur babe or what. u have been Mtchewing all over the whole jokes section.