hopefulLandlord:
Picture this

in far Away Israel, a girl who everyone believed is a virgin was taking big gbola on the side codedly and then didn't see her menses suddenly. She then decided to manipulate a beta carpenter into taking the baby by making an intricate plan which worked as the carpenter got betrothed to her and then gave him psychedelic plants which made him see visions of some spirit coming to tell him she's pregnant and its some invisible entity that was responsible

this child was born and his mother kept calling him "son of god" and this child deluded himself into believing it, he went around gathering 12 people who shared in his delusions
this made him talk anyhow and criticise anyone even destroying people's market one day, this inevitably led to him suffering from delusion of grandeur

his village people grew tired of his antics so decided to beat the ever living crap out of him then hung him on the cross like they do common thieves in those days. He realised his folly and quickly asked god why he forsook him and even told his imaginary father to make the "cup pass over him", but since there's no god anywhere listening no one saved him and he died, his other disciples stole his body, claimed he rose from the dead and flew to heaven on the third day; even his mother, that authored the delusion, didn't see him.

there are deluded people who believed this man died for their misdemeanors, they pray to this dead man everyday and cover themselves with the blood of this man
these people call themselves "Christians"

its a pity Nigeria has a huge population of people that believes a troublemaking son of a carpenter suffering from delusion
of grandeur has all powers

how can a Nigerian believe a Jew died for their sins when most of the people who saw him die (The Jews) don't buy that? only 2% of people in Israel are Christians. its like Americans claiming Murtala Mohammed died for their sins while Nigerians laugh at their delusions

We know your type. Keep scoffing!

almarthins:

We know your type. Keep scoffing!

Okay

Happy Sunday Budds

hopefulLandlord:


I have one I regularly post for Mohammedans

A rug rider crawls into a cave in the 7th Century CE, the Angel Gabriel appears out of nowhere and whispers words of profound wisdom to the rider. Gabriel's whisperings are then somehow documented by the rider for all Eternity as the Words of God for the future benefit of Mankind. Fast forward to the 20th century CE. Erwin Schrodinger picks up his pencil and proceeds to write out the Wave Equation of the Universe which replaces the role of Newton's laws and conservation of energy in classical mechanics. It is an equation in terms of a wave function which predicts analytically and precisely the probability of events to within an accuracy of 10-decimal places. Why does anyone in the 21st century CE, astonishingly, still give any credence to the writings of a delusional 7th century ignorant goat herder who claimed an angel spoke to him in a cave? Apparently there are still approximately 1.5-billion or more Neanderthals out there who still "believe". Beats me!!!

Oya go to kano n collect your reward, come along with copies of your post please.

"And he beheld them, and said, What is this then that is written, The stone which the builders rejected, the same is become the head of the corner? Whosoever shall fall upon that stone shall be broken; but on whomsoever it shall fall, it will grind him to powder." - Luke 20:17-18

Deepthoughts:
Oya go to kano n collect your reward, come along with copies of your post please.

Don't bother. give it to charity

hopefulLandlord:


I have one I regularly post for Mohammedans

A rug rider crawls into a cave in the 7th Century CE, the Angel Gabriel appears out of nowhere and whispers words of profound wisdom to the rider. Gabriel's whisperings are then somehow documented by the rider for all Eternity as the Words of God for the future benefit of Mankind. Fast forward to the 20th century CE. Erwin Schrodinger picks up his pencil and proceeds to write out the Wave Equation of the Universe which replaces the role of Newton's laws and conservation of energy in classical mechanics. It is an equation in terms of a wave function which predicts analytically and precisely the probability of events to within an accuracy of 10-decimal places. Why does anyone in the 21st century CE, astonishingly, still give any credence to the writings of a delusional 7th century ignorant goat herder who claimed an angel spoke to him in a cave? Apparently there are still approximately 1.5-billion or more Neanderthals out there who still "believe". Beats me!!!

You the non-Neanderthal and enlightened one, full of wisdom, knowledge, understanding and self righteousness, please show us the physical evidence of all the good things you know. We want to see physical manifestation of your understanding and the light within you. Science and logic are evidence based, right? Logically for us to believe you and turn from our erroneous ways of worshipping a dead god within a fable as you claim, you need to present evidence to us. Minus all the trash you wrote up there, what is the difference between you and poor beggars who still believe in Muhammad? How has your enlightenment influenced anyone or positively changed their lives? Has it helped you, yourself? How? Show us tangible proof. We are waiting and want to know. Don't write any more rants. Just show. Simple.


People keep claiming atheism and enlightenment, yet are in all ways worse off than those they denigrate..
Worse off morally, spiritually.... You name it.

MightyFortress:



You the non-Neanderthal and enlightened one, full of wisdom, knowledge, understanding and self righteousness, please show us the physical evidence of all the good things you know. We want to see physical manifestation of your understanding and the light within you. Science and logic are evidence based, right? Logically for us to believe you and turn from our erroneous ways of worshipping a dead god within a fable as you claim, you need to present evidence to us. Minus all the trash you wrote up there, what is the difference between you and poor beggars who still believe in Muhammad? How has your enlightenment influenced anyone or positively changed their lives? Has it helped you, yourself? How? Show us tangible proof. We are waiting and want to know. Don't write any more rants. Just show. Simple.


People keep claiming atheism and enlightenment, yet are in all ways worse off than those they denigrate..
Worse off morally, spiritually.... You name it.

@bolded, you're assuming that's my intention

hopefulLandlord:
Picture this

in far Away Israel, a girl who everyone believed is a virgin was taking big gbola on the side codedly and then didn't see her menses suddenly. She then decided to manipulate a beta carpenter into taking the baby by making an intricate plan which worked as the carpenter got betrothed to her and then gave him psychedelic plants which made him see visions of some spirit coming to tell him she's pregnant and its some invisible entity that was responsible

this child was born and his mother kept calling him "son of god" and this child deluded himself into believing it, he went around gathering 12 people who shared in his delusions
this made him talk anyhow and criticise anyone even destroying people's market one day, this inevitably led to him suffering from delusion of grandeur

his village people grew tired of his antics so decided to beat the ever living crap out of him then hung him on the cross like they do common thieves in those days. He realised his folly and quickly asked god why he forsook him and even told his imaginary father to make the "cup pass over him", but since there's no god anywhere listening no one saved him and he died, his other disciples stole his body, claimed he rose from the dead and flew to heaven on the third day; even his mother, that authored the delusion, didn't see him.

there are deluded people who believed this man died for their misdemeanors, they pray to this dead man everyday and cover themselves with the blood of this man
these people call themselves "Christians"

its a pity Nigeria has a huge population of people that believes a troublemaking son of a carpenter suffering from delusion
of grandeur has all powers

how can a Nigerian believe a Jew died for their sins when most of the people who saw him die (The Jews) don't buy that? only 2% of people in Israel are Christians. its like Americans claiming Murtala Mohammed died for their sins while Nigerians laugh at their delusions

You have really done well but one day everything is going to make sense even to the least wise person because that same JESUS people deliberately criticize and assassinate his character is surely coming back. Nevertheless, he's too loving to watch even the worst sinner suffers in hell for a second death, but we all have the opportunity to make our choices, either life or death. So I urge you to choose wisely. It's my prayer that My God will make himself known to you. Amen.

hopefulLandlord:


@bolded, you're assuming that's my intention

I asked for proof.... Verifiable achievements as a result of your enlightenment. Forget about my assumptions or your intentions.

You don't have any backings for your spurious claims, do you?