U slept on the same bed with ur girlfriend, boyfriend, wife,husband and in the dream, u saw her chasing you with machete while u were running for ur dear life, U suddenly woke-up and found her looking at u and the next thing she asked u was, “For ur mind, u sabi run abi”What will u do?

Sorry I stole this from a friends page on twitter tho I edited it. . lol.

Banned again huh? ^^^^

No you Re-read the post fool

, LMAO, so funny, (i would wake-up and continue running).

Mr, Cork*:

REALITY101.  bro did your boyfriend runaway when he saw your face without make up?

STOP COPYING ME!!!

Mr, Cork*:

LesbianBoy<<<<190. hopefully you will QUIT tryin to be a Mr Cork wannabe!!

Mr, Cork<<<<<190. hopefully you will QUIT tryin to be a Mr L.esbianboy wannabe!!

Next tym u use d search box Innocent

Guilty next time don't comment

Mr, Cork*:

LesbianBoy. bro i see u tryin really hard. good luck!!

Mr cork. bro i see u tryin really hard. good luck!! 

No dats my mum

i will just drink some vodka and then nyash her

Well I heard when you torture mammy waters in real life, you are playing with them in the spirit world. That's why people use pressing iron on them cos u are just turning them on. Use a ring boiler in arse, she would confess & tell you who initiated her. True story

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Cuddlemii:

Well I heard when you torture mammy waters in real life, you are playing with them in the spirit world. That's why people use pressing iron on them cos u are just turning them on. Use a ring boiler in arse, she would confess & tell you who initiated her. True story

So what happens if i work her insides with my tongue?

sexkillz:

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what? haven't u seen when people are torturing a possessed babe or a witch or mammy water. Well my grandmom's maid then confessed dt when they r beating here, its fun over there for her. Her spiritual name was IdukIdian (rope of some insect like that). She said she would turn to an insect and leave the room before she converted to a bird and take off. Mehn I never put my leg on the floor of that crib till she left, I was always seated on peoples lap even if you are on a wheel chair. I was so scared. Even at that old age, I kept stretching my hands to be carried in the house even by strangers cos I was spooked. Visitors must have thot I had a condition.

My grandma used to have tons of those mammy water maids. Some said they used to eat clothes, omo I used to serve them oh.

I liked my cuzins own, she said she was a princess there or she won contest or so, mehn we were never broke, she came to live with us from Calabar. Mehn guys would just stop their car and come to toast her, I was in-law so you better pay gate fee at my toll gate. We rented movie for free, got drugs at the pharmacy for free, I ate for free, I got clothes for free. When I was looking for admission in Unilag, I took her. I took her for any exams I wrote. We are age mates, but she older with 2 days. I miss her

Mynd_44:


So what happens if i work her insides with my tongue?

Well that you have to do and find out. Just hope you don't invite all the queen of the coast from the water to battle for the possession of your tongue cos I am sure its new to them. They would need a stand by tongue for their off springs. Immortals get greedy too

My life is just tooooooo precious ooooo

CUDDLE, can I meet your cuz?

Your excellency,GCFR -ranks007. that's u