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2023 Profitable Business- Monkey Business by Ineedhustle247: 12:36am On Jan 01, 2023
THE MONKEY BUSINESS cool


A lot of monkeys lived near a village.
One day a merchant came to the village to buy the monkeys.

He announced that he would buy the monkeys for N1,000 each.

The villagers thought he was mad. grin

They thought how can somebody buy wild monkeys for N1,000 each?

Still, some people caught a few monkeys and gave them to the merchant and he gave them N1,000 for each monkey.


This news spread like wildfire and more people caught more monkeys to sell to the merchant.

After a few days, the merchant announced that he would buy monkeys for N2,000 each.

Even the lazy villagers now ran around to catch the remaining monkeys and sold them for N2,000 each. cheesy


Then the merchant announced that he will buy monkeys for N5,000 each!. cheesy

The villagers started to lose sleep! They caught six or seven monkeys, which was all that was left, and got N5,000 for each one.

The villagers were waiting anxiously for the next announcement.

Then the merchant said he was going home for a week and when he returned he would buy monkeys for N10,000 each.

He asked his employee to take care of the monkeys he bought.

The merchant went home and the villagers were very sad as there were no more monkeys left for them to sell at N10,000 each. cry

Then the merchant's employee told them he will secretly sell them monkeys for N7,000 each.

This news spread like wildfire. Since the merchant will buy monkeys for N10,000 each, there is a N3,000 profit for each monkey.

The next day the villagers made a queue near the monkey cage.

The employee sold all the monkeys for N7,000 each.
The rich bought monkeys in big lots.
THE POOR BORROWED MONEY FROM MONEY LENDERS AND ALSO BOUGHT MONKEYS.


The villagers took care of the monkeys and waited for the merchant to return.

But nobody came.

They ran to the employee.

But he had already left too.

The villagers then realised that they had bought the useless stray monkeys for N7,000 each and were unable to sell them.


Beware of Monkey Businesses!!!

Real Businesses are always based on Real Products and Services(shop or office space can also be rented, MMM and Co taught me that, so dig deeper)

No more monkeys business this year....

Keep your 5k manage it for the year

Some are coming in the form of network marketing, Forex & Agricultural investments with unrealistic returns on investment etc etc....beware!

Nice and sweet promises are calculated for you which look wonderful on paper but a mirage in reality.

VOTE & INVEST WISELY



Again beware of Monkey Business so your Investment does not make you look like number 1 pics while your investment managers will look like number 2 pics!!! grin

I wish us all the best
HAPPY NEW YEAR

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Re: 2023 Profitable Business- Monkey Business by Ineedhustle247: 12:37am On Jan 01, 2023
Wishing us all the very best of the new year
Re: 2023 Profitable Business- Monkey Business by uyijiano4u(m): 5:46pm On Jan 18, 2023
Funny but deep quote, in 2023 beware of monkey business
Ineedhustle247:
THE MONKEY BUSINESS cool


A lot of monkeys lived near a village.
One day a merchant came to the village to buy the monkeys.

He announced that he would buy the monkeys for N1,000 each.

The villagers thought he was mad. grin

They thought how can somebody buy wild monkeys for N1,000 each?

Still, some people caught a few monkeys and gave them to the merchant and he gave them N1,000 for each monkey.


This news spread like wildfire and more people caught more monkeys to sell to the merchant.

After a few days, the merchant announced that he would buy monkeys for N2,000 each.

Even the lazy villagers now ran around to catch the remaining monkeys and sold them for N2,000 each. cheesy


Then the merchant announced that he will buy monkeys for N5,000 each!. cheesy

The villagers started to lose sleep! They caught six or seven monkeys, which was all that was left, and got N5,000 for each one.

The villagers were waiting anxiously for the next announcement.

Then the merchant said he was going home for a week and when he returned he would buy monkeys for N10,000 each.

He asked his employee to take care of the monkeys he bought.

The merchant went home and the villagers were very sad as there were no more monkeys left for them to sell at N10,000 each. cry

Then the merchant's employee told them he will secretly sell them monkeys for N7,000 each.

This news spread like wildfire. Since the merchant will buy monkeys for N10,000 each, there is a N3,000 profit for each monkey.

The next day the villagers made a queue near the monkey cage.

The employee sold all the monkeys for N7,000 each.
The rich bought monkeys in big lots.
THE POOR BORROWED MONEY FROM MONEY LENDERS AND ALSO BOUGHT MONKEYS.


The villagers took care of the monkeys and waited for the merchant to return.

But nobody came.

They ran to the employee.

But he had already left too.

The villagers then realised that they had bought the useless stray monkeys for N7,000 each and were unable to sell them.


Beware of Monkey Businesses!!!

Real Businesses are always based on Real Products and Services(shop or office space can also be rented, MMM and Co taught me that, so dig deeper)

No more monkeys business this year....

Keep your 5k manage it for the year

Some are coming in the form of network marketing, Forex & Agricultural investments with unrealistic returns on investment etc etc....beware!

Nice and sweet promises are calculated for you which look wonderful on paper but a mirage in reality.

VOTE & INVEST WISELY



Again beware of Monkey Business so your Investment does not make you look like number 1 pics while your investment managers will look like number 2 pics!!! grin

I wish us all the best
HAPPY NEW YEAR
Re: 2023 Profitable Business- Monkey Business by mrsage(m): 7:27pm On Jan 18, 2023
Interesting. Every ponzi scheme is a monkey business too.
Re: 2023 Profitable Business- Monkey Business by MrBroke(m): 6:09am On Jan 19, 2023
I love your story

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