An elderly lady is on the witness stand in a small town courtroom. The prosecutor asks her if she knows the defense attorney and she says, “Yes, I do. He's a drunkard. He's never sober. I've known him all his life." The defense attorney asks her,
"Ma'am, do you know the prosecutor?' She answers, “Yes, I do. He's a cheat. He cheated all through school. He cheated on the bar exam and he cheats on his wife."
The judge asks both lawyers to approach the bench. He says, "If either one of you asks that old woman if she knows me, you're both going to jail for a year."

Funny but not too good

Haha. Lol.

^^ Bad belle

@poster - I give your joke top marks

Nice 1!!

Lol.