KnownUnknown:


Devils? What are those? Are they similar to leprechauns or gnomes? McMickey my timeless, spaceless, and immaterial Leprechaun says gnomes are devils.

Those pesky devils, McMickey is going to smite them real good!

Can you quote a verse in the Bible where the word "RAPTURE" is written?

When talking about FAITH in God what most of you look out for is some wealthy magic practicing priest who added any popular name in religious books to his shine, instead of finding the truth about God you feel there must be supernatural signs always before you can believe (trust) in God.

For your information there's nothing called RAPTURE in the Bible what those greedy priests are telling people has no root in God's word. When people die their whole bodies are buried in the ground and they have no further business with the living {Ecc 9:5-10} the only hope they have is a resurrection (standing up again) from the dead bodily and only God can make that happen.
Jesus promised his faithful disciples that they shouldn't worry about Jerusalem because it will be destroyed and God has chosen another nation that's better than the Jews! Matt 21:43; 23:37-38
His Jewish disciples were hoping they will rule with him when he finally becomes the king of God's Kingdom {Matt 19:28 compare to Act 1:6} so they need a government house where they will permanently stay to rule with Jesus he told them that he's going back to where he came from to prepare a government house so they can stay there with him as his co-rulers over the earth! John 14:1-4
Nobody can follow Jesus to that place unless the person die first so that he or she could be transformed into spirit beings then the journey begins! 1Thes 4:16-17
So nobody can see them when they're living this planet because it's in their spirit form that they will be taken there like angels! Luke 20:36

This is what those lying priests are using as baits to catch gullible churchgoers and extort money from them, but it's a lie only a limited number of disciples will go to heaven with Jesus to rule! Revelations 14:1

LordReed:


Those pesky devils, McMickey is going to smite them real good!

McMickey will drown them in Guinness.

KnownUnknown:


McMickey will drown them in Guinness.

Serves them right! The bastards had the audacity to eat McMickey's apples and drink his wine. The drowning in Guiness is poetic justice!

All the early images of christ in churches as old as 2000 years ago have Jesus as a black man, from Turkey to Russia.... he was most likely dark skinned, but you see? Before he comes to gather us together, there'll be a great tribulation, especially it.

HappyPagan:
One white man they crucified years ago will come back, the whole world will see him ( I dont know how he will do this, maybe screens in the sky or something).

He is coming back to save You. Yes You. Lol.

Forget about it... You know why Jesus never come back since?


The beat wey dem beat am last time ehn, literally nailed him like new year calendar.

Happy new year from here, may the year be as this post made you feel. Ramen.

HappyPagan:

When you love Him, you keep his commandments.

When you love the god he keeps your commandments. LoLz.

Can you post the images as early as 2000.
In the NT, did jesus go to turkey or russia?

Mysteriousworld:
All the early images of christ in churches as old as 2000 years ago have Jesus as a black man, from Turkey to Russia.... he was most likely dark skinned, but you see? Before he comes to gather us together, there'll be a great tribulation, especially it.

LordReed:


When you love the god he keeps your commandments. LoLz.

Good you are talking about god, not God. Or you forgot God's commandments that you are so unhappy with again?

I meant about 200 years... don't you know about proximity? I'm talking of over 16000 years

Maynman:

Can you post the images as early as 2000.
In the NT, did jesus go to turkey or russia?