Erm.... how do married people dress?

justFEARLESS:
Hello Guys

I moved to a new apartment early last month, and everything has been fine; a friendly environment, nice amenities and all, but I have only one problem. In our compound, there is a building in front with three and 2-bedroom flats in front of the building my apartment is behind, and it has two rooms and a parlour self-con.

The issue is that the window of my room is directly opposite the window of the bedroom of the people living in the 2-bedroom flat in the building in front. They get a little bit too excited during sex which is like every day and multiple times during the night: yesterday, I entered the house around 9:30 pm, and I noticed they were at it (This one, they didn't even close their window), They were already done before I slept off like 30 mins later, but they woke me up with their weird noise around 1, and it was on like that for like 1 hour, I managed to sleep, but they started again around 4.....

I don't know if they are married(because they don't wear rings or dress like married people), but they are young and live together; alone, but I can't bear this everyday wailing again. So what do you feel is right? If I tell the landlord to correct them, they will still know I am the one that reported because of the proximity of our apartment, and if I try to reason with the guy, it will be somehow awkward because we are yet to really start greeting ourselves sef.

For the record, I am married and blessed with a child, but my family lives in a different city. I moved here because of a program I am running. I will be spending at least 2 weeks here every month. Our landlord doesn't stay in the same compound but stays on the same street.

enonche85:


Naija own dey?...

Senior man, me and u know the answer to this ur question o

Buy 100meter security torch light. Those big ones that shine brighter than truck headlamps.
Just wait for them to start doing it at night time, align yourself well with the window and blast it full. Be smiling loudly and stay in position as if you wan record am.
If they decide to be closing curtain and continue, play all those LORD OF CHOSEN preaching on witches and fornicators.
Remember do these each and every time.

There is a law of the land prohibiting public disturbance. Just go and report them to the relevant agency for infringing on your fundamental right while using gbola and pussy sound

Goodlady:
Reminds me of Steven, a former neighbour who usually v sex with his gf and both ll be moaning. Very disgusting.

How can people be having sex n they ll be moaning thereby making others uncomfortable with their own sound of excitement. In this life, you don't use your own comfort to discomfort others.

I see my handle is giving you fantasies and sleepness nights. May you suffer more konji anytime you see my handle or pic. Very lazy boy!

when are you going to start having sex? Your vagina shouldn't be left unfùcked

youngbabaj:
Best thing to do is Bring your sound system to the room And play blue film Nigeria blue film ooo no go play oyinbo own That one go cast u

you sabi castedraw, sweetporn9ja, ogabang, nollyporn

justFEARLESS:
Hello Guys

I moved to a new apartment early last month, and everything has been fine; a friendly environment, nice amenities and all, but I have only one problem. In our compound, there is a building in front with three and 2-bedroom flats in front of the building my apartment is behind, and it has two rooms and a parlour self-con.

The issue is that the window of my room is directly opposite the window of the bedroom of the people living in the 2-bedroom flat in the building in front. They get a little bit too excited during sex which is like every day and multiple times during the night: yesterday, I entered the house around 9:30 pm, and I noticed they were at it (This one, they didn't even close their window), They were already done before I slept off like 30 mins later, but they woke me up with their weird noise around 1, and it was on like that for like 1 hour, I managed to sleep, but they started again around 4.....

I don't know if they are married(because they don't wear rings or dress like married people), but they are young and live together; alone, but I can't bear this everyday wailing again. So what do you feel is right? If I tell the landlord to correct them, they will still know I am the one that reported because of the proximity of our apartment, and if I try to reason with the guy, it will be somehow awkward because we are yet to really start greeting ourselves sef.

For the record, I am married and blessed with a child, but my family lives in a different city. I moved here because of a program I am running. I will be spending at least 2 weeks here every month. Our landlord doesn't stay in the same compound but stays on the same street.

Bros so you mean say you even dey calculate the hours of knacking.hope you no dey do soapy while listening to the soundtrack😂

enonche85:


Few days ago I was siting in front of my neighbor's balcony, a selfcon apartment making a call, they were inside playing gospel songs before I know na serious and loud soundtrack I begin hear from their room. Na me rub comot from there...

you be virgin?

mezebel:
people advising you to buy boom buy speaker like say you no de enjoy the sound track



you are only angry because u don too buy blue seal vas and Ur cock don red finish.

can i see you this weekend? i like your attitude

Goodlady:

Bros I no know you. But the Stephen I knew was just one guy with sweet mouth which I mo fit fall for

Well… I might be the first Stephen that doesn’t have sweet mouth though😩

Just mind your business and comot eye from them.

Op can't help laughing at this your story. I had this type of experience when I was still single. My neighbor then, who was about getting married will be bleating like a demented goat on heat while at it with his woman. The thing wey dey pain me pass be say na the guy dey shout and moan almost bringing the roof down while the lady will just be whimpering softly.
How did I solve it?
I gather two of my niggas on a weekend when I know they will be at it. Once they started and my neighbor was in high gear, screaming his soul out, me and my niggas just burst out laughing
Dem no tell the guy to adjust

cuffee:
when are you going to start having sex? Your vagina shouldn't be left unfùcked

tell you dad to ask your mom when ll continue to v sex with strangers

Jennyclay:
Biko, mind your business or pack out!

The very best advice

EniHolar:
You look like a nosy type from the way you described the apartments and explaining to us that they don't look married. I strongly advise you to mind your business please.

But if you insist that you don't want to mind your business, call the guy and talk with him.

With this kind of ur advice, u r a suspect.

Goodlady:
tell you dad to ask your mom when ll continue to v sex with strangers

come here jor. You are too serious. I like you. Be my gal

Jennyclay:
Biko, mind your business or pack out!

I know say if you dey fvck na so you the shout and make noise. Especially when your clitoris is properly hit

I am not bothered so much about the man who made the complain as there are ways to sort himself out like having loud music on. I am bothered if there are families with little children living in that vicinity. I don't think it's good for them. So, on the premise of that, I would suggest he approach the young man to find ways to reduce their noise for the sake of the children. If he doesn't, I will report first to the land lord. If the land lord does not take action, I will take the matter to the police.

Such noise can affect the little children Psychologically.

Please be professional on this mater, try make friends with the guy, then when you are sure there is friendship, joke with the guy and say , 'oboy why una no dee allow me sleep? make une dee take am easy naaaaa. both of you will laugh but you have passed a message

Oga just bear till you finish your program. I once lived in a house in Benin where a lady will be shouting really loud..... yeah, give it to me, give it to me.....like that for one hour o..and it was often. I just mind my business all through waiting till I had the opportunity of really giving it to her wotoporiously........

The next time they are on it... Play a music with your sound system and increase the volume to the loudest... Start sing out loud at the topest of your voice... Shout if you can...





Expect someone to knock at you door

VeryWickedMan:
Burst laugh from your room some minutes after they start. Confusion no go let them do am after a few times.

Male or female, no human can stand being perceived as sexually inadequate whether jokingly or seriously.

🤣

justFEARLESS:
Hello Guys

I moved to a new apartment early last month, and everything has been fine; a friendly environment, nice amenities and all, but I have only one problem. In our compound, there is a building in front with three and 2-bedroom flats in front of the building my apartment is behind, and it has two rooms and a parlour self-con.

The issue is that the window of my room is directly opposite the window of the bedroom of the people living in the 2-bedroom flat in the building in front. They get a little bit too excited during sex which is like every day and multiple times during the night: yesterday, I entered the house around 9:30 pm, and I noticed they were at it (This one, they didn't even close their window), They were already done before I slept off like 30 mins later, but they woke me up with their weird noise around 1, and it was on like that for like 1 hour, I managed to sleep, but they started again around 4.....

I don't know if they are married(because they don't wear rings or dress like married people), but they are young and live together; alone, but I can't bear this everyday wailing again. So what do you feel is right? If I tell the landlord to correct them, they will still know I am the one that reported because of the proximity of our apartment, and if I try to reason with the guy, it will be somehow awkward because we are yet to really start greeting ourselves sef.

For the record, I am married and blessed with a child, but my family lives in a different city. I moved here because of a program I am running. I will be spending at least 2 weeks here every month. Our landlord doesn't stay in the same compound but stays on the same street.

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SHIVA001:
Any time they are doing Their love making try buy Loudspeaker blast blast better jams

How can he be blasting loud speaker in the middle of the night or early in the morning

EniHolar:
You look like a nosy type from the way you described the apartments and explaining to us that they don't look married. I strongly advise you to mind your business please.

But if you insist that you don't want to mind your business, call the guy and talk with him.

Shut it, He should report to the landlord simple! Wat will they do?absolutely nothing, I don't know y 2 adults can't go at it without making sounds like two bats🦉 making love

makavalley:


This solves your problem , a very good distraction it will kill thier moan sound in your ears except you're enjoying it.

So u should go and buy a boom player u didn't want to buy because of two idiots, oga 🙄

4ward4:


definitely they aren't married, no married folk can have such amount of sex .Bills and fear of multiplying will keep them from. it

Hehehe 😁😁

All these people advising he should play music whenever they start, it seems you guys are missing something. They do it by 1am, 4am etc so it's appropriate to start playing music at that time? Secondly, music needs light, what if there's no light when the action starts?

What you're experiencing reminds me of a guy named Gbolaga in my university days at Somerset Hostel. Gbolaga and his girlfriend are real nymphos. Every night you'll hear lots of moaning from them- they don't care. At first, I had issues with their sounds when reading but later I was used to hearing them shag all night. All I did then was take my mind off it.

justFEARLESS:
Hello Guys

I moved to a new apartment early last month, and everything has been fine; a friendly environment, nice amenities and all, but I have only one problem. In our compound, there is a building in front with three and 2-bedroom flats in front of the building my apartment is behind, and it has two rooms and a parlour self-con.

The issue is that the window of my room is directly opposite the window of the bedroom of the people living in the 2-bedroom flat in the building in front. They get a little bit too excited during sex which is like every day and multiple times during the night: yesterday, I entered the house around 9:30 pm, and I noticed they were at it (This one, they didn't even close their window), They were already done before I slept off like 30 mins later, but they woke me up with their weird noise around 1, and it was on like that for like 1 hour, I managed to sleep, but they started again around 4.....

I don't know if they are married(because they don't wear rings or dress like married people), but they are young and live together; alone, but I can't bear this everyday wailing again. So what do you feel is right? If I tell the landlord to correct them, they will still know I am the one that reported because of the proximity of our apartment, and if I try to reason with the guy, it will be somehow awkward because we are yet to really start greeting ourselves sef.

For the record, I am married and blessed with a child, but my family lives in a different city. I moved here because of a program I am running. I will be spending at least 2 weeks here every month. Our landlord doesn't stay in the same compound but stays on the same street.

I have three of such experiences and I no dey like mind my business too, I once lived a house it was two blocks of a room self contain with 6 rooms a block, we were all employed, mature set of people as my landlord will not give out his house to students or any other class if you are not a working class.
There’s a storey building behind our compound just a fence separating us, the guy whose apartment is the closest to our fence would have this very loud sex that everybody in our compound will know something is happening in the house, it went on like that for weeks even during Ramadan, one day while they were having their usual we the youngers in the compound gathered ourself, we sat on a bench and faced his window hailing ontop of our voices and we encouraged him to keep going, that was the last time we heard them having such loud sex.

Try and take sedatives tablet like valium tablet and Lexotan tablet. Take 5mg of valium and 3mg of Lexotan. You will sleep like a baby. Worst still pack out from the environment or invite your wife one day to give them the same dose.